The ol' tough guy with a heart of gold meets the nice girl from across the tracks? Hm...

“My ol’ man, he was never too smart. He said to me ‘you weren’t born with much of a brain, so you’d better start using your body.’ So I said, ‘yyyup.’”

“My mother, she said the opposite. She said ‘you weren’t born with much of a body, so you’d better develop your brain.’ So to see if I could prove her wrong, I went out and got my mane done in the latest style that everyone was wearing back then. So then she told me ‘those who can’t do teach.’”

Eh. Nah.