WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.789 You can't replace me with a robot. 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:03.495 Or a chicken! 00:00:03.495 --> 00:00:06.012 You're slowly transforming into the Swedish Chef. 00:00:06.153 --> 00:00:07.145 Borka borka. 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:10.137 "And then we're going in the party going Bork Bork!" 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:12.951 I can do anything. I'll just do it really poorly. 00:00:12.951 --> 00:00:14.772 I'll just do it wrong. 00:00:14.772 --> 00:00:16.797 She's just like "Wapoosh wapoosh!" 00:00:17.031 --> 00:00:17.916 She's power boops. 00:00:24.645 --> 00:00:26.874 If I made a clone of myself, could I pay myself? 00:00:26.874 --> 00:00:29.932 I'm pretty sure one of you would have to fight the other one. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.389 Is it Highlander? Pretty much. Like... 00:00:32.389 --> 00:00:34.270 These are the questions nobody should be asking. 00:00:34.270 --> 00:00:37.088 Cause then he could gain infinite power by infinite cloning. 00:00:37.088 --> 00:00:37.846 Oh no! 00:00:38.291 --> 00:00:41.894 I can just imagine, like, cloning babies and just stabbin' them. 00:00:41.894 --> 00:00:43.726 So you can gain power. 00:00:43.726 --> 00:00:45.582 It's like... this is horrible. 00:00:45.582 --> 00:00:47.638 It's like coming out of the machine, just down the assembly belt. 00:00:47.638 --> 00:00:51.575 Yes! "There can only be one. There can only be one. There can only be one!" 00:00:51.575 --> 00:00:53.307 Have a robot replace Mike instead? 00:00:53.307 --> 00:00:55.377 What? You can't replace me with a robot. 00:00:55.764 --> 00:00:57.010 Or chicken! 00:00:58.405 --> 00:00:59.789 Can do chicken. 00:01:00.914 --> 00:01:03.682 "I'm Mike! Buck buck!" 00:01:04.256 --> 00:01:05.534 "Derpy sucks!" 00:01:05.534 --> 00:01:07.622 Wow... that chicken... 00:01:07.622 --> 00:01:09.117 "Shut up! Shut up, you're a robot!" 00:01:10.423 --> 00:01:14.000 "Buck buck... kill the cows." 00:01:15.174 --> 00:01:17.626 Why do you want to brutally murder Derpy? 00:01:17.626 --> 00:01:21.086 I don't want to brutal murder Derpy. The scientists would. 00:01:21.297 --> 00:01:24.868 Brooder? Burder burder! I like burder burder. 00:01:24.868 --> 00:01:26.808 You're slowly transforming into the Swedish Chef. 00:01:26.902 --> 00:01:28.485 Borka borka! 00:01:28.884 --> 00:01:31.389 "And then we're going in the party going Bork Bork!" 00:01:32.983 --> 00:01:36.000 I can sing any song incorrectly. 00:01:38.180 --> 00:01:40.211 That was a good outlook on life. Yes. 00:01:40.211 --> 00:01:42.629 I can do anything. I'll just do it really poorly. 00:01:42.629 --> 00:01:44.531 I'll just do it wrong. 00:01:44.531 --> 00:01:48.305 What does WAP stand for? Yes... I don't know what WAP... like... 00:01:48.305 --> 00:01:54.672 Remember, we're hitting middle-aged, like, in the next couple years here, so we don't know all the cool things that new kids are doing on the block. 00:01:54.672 --> 00:01:58.155 I don't know what WAP is... No WAP allowed. 00:01:58.155 --> 00:02:01.580 Mike, I don't think I can say what it is in the chat. 00:02:01.580 --> 00:02:03.981 Okay, well then I'm just going to have it means... 00:02:04.837 --> 00:02:09.315 Wonder Apples and Pears. Is what it means. 00:02:09.432 --> 00:02:10.488 But yet ... it's a song. 00:02:21.845 --> 00:02:25.219 Yay! Best horse! 00:02:25.494 --> 00:02:28.798 Look how cute she is. Oh no, why you making her sad? 00:02:28.986 --> 00:02:30.437 Cause you made her do that. 00:02:30.578 --> 00:02:32.562 No... I didn't make her do nothin'. 00:02:33.289 --> 00:02:35.676 Oh wow. She's... she's like... 00:02:35.676 --> 00:02:39.455 She's... she's got the Kamahamahas and she's, like, supers. 00:02:40.135 --> 00:02:43.680 Super Derps. Yeah. She's gonna punch ya. 00:02:44.266 --> 00:02:47.280 Right with this... this this... 00:02:47.737 --> 00:02:50.740 That right there... it's the Super Hoof. Here it comes. 00:02:51.443 --> 00:02:52.328 Oh no. 00:02:52.328 --> 00:02:55.459 And then she's like "Wapoosh wapoosh." 00:02:55.459 --> 00:02:56.383 Power boops. 00:02:56.383 --> 00:02:58.691 And now I'm gonna go Super Saiyan 7 00:03:00.075 --> 00:03:01.619 Super Saiyan 7? 00:03:01.619 --> 00:03:03.459 This is so... so much power! 00:03:03.459 --> 00:03:07.026 Yeah, the hair... instead of the hair, her head just gets really big. 00:03:07.260 --> 00:03:09.577 # 00:03:09.577 --> 00:03:11.829 And she's like... like "Behold!" 00:03:11.829 --> 00:03:13.555 "This is true power!" 00:03:14.657 --> 00:03:18.274 She... she works out so much. Like, just the big beef. 00:03:18.274 --> 00:03:21.223 "I will destroy the... the... the Peanuts!" 00:03:21.223 --> 00:03:25.685 "No... Peanuts! I'm allergic!" And she's like "I'm going to destroy them!" 00:03:25.685 --> 00:03:28.718 With her Power Hoof. Like, the Whirly Gig. 00:03:29.104 --> 00:03:31.174 It's Derpy's Super Power! 00:03:31.174 --> 00:03:34.863 But then she's like... ah... "Oh God, I forgot I'm allergic!" 00:03:34.863 --> 00:03:37.686 And then... ah... and then she dies. 00:03:37.686 --> 00:03:39.742 And then he's like "What the hell just happened!?" 00:03:39.742 --> 00:03:41.238 Yeah, it's like "Errrrhhhghhhh" 00:03:41.696 --> 00:03:54.580 ::Sombra mumbling noises:: 00:03:54.580 --> 00:03:56.978 He's trying to impersonate a motor. 00:03:57.470 --> 00:04:02.946 Like this... my... my motorcycle goes "brrrrrrrrrrr" 00:04:02.946 --> 00:04:04.831 I'm going to go use the restroom now , too. 00:04:06.343 --> 00:04:08.647 See, okay, now that Michael's not here. 00:04:09.514 --> 00:04:14.225 So we're gonna... see, what I can do is load in...Derpy. 00:04:14.553 --> 00:04:15.666 # 00:04:16.100 --> 00:04:17.526 See this Derpy? 00:04:17.690 --> 00:04:19.426 # 00:04:19.426 --> 00:04:22.353 She's dancin'. She's... she's happy. They're all happy. 00:04:22.550 --> 00:04:26.422 # 00:04:26.634 --> 00:04:27.673 Welcome back. 00:04:28.693 --> 00:04:36.228 I'm reading the chat. Should I just use a spray bottle on him to chase him away so I can put Derpys in all of the videos? 00:04:36.317 --> 00:04:40.000 Look... look... look at him. He's like "Am I not cute?" 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:43.174 He's looks like frickin'... like... Alvin, the after years. 00:04:43.467 --> 00:04:45.052 Well, after all the drugs hit. 00:04:45.052 --> 00:04:47.548 "Michael!" No... "Hug me." 00:04:47.548 --> 00:04:50.485 "Give me hug! Hug and boop!" 00:04:50.485 --> 00:04:52.389 That's creepy. "Do you love me now!?" 00:04:52.389 --> 00:04:54.624 No! It's worse! 00:04:54.624 --> 00:04:57.179 "Love me! Kiss me!" 00:04:58.187 --> 00:05:00.000 "I not cute?" No. 00:05:00.211 --> 00:05:01.471 "I not cute?" 00:05:01.752 --> 00:05:06.412 I'm glad I hurt his feelings. Look at him. I hope he melts. 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:10.000 # 00:05:10.118 --> 00:05:11.973 Looks like he's melting. 00:05:12.431 --> 00:05:14.321 He's like "Okay, well then I kill." 00:05:14.802 --> 00:05:16.351 See, this is why he is evil. 00:05:16.351 --> 00:05:17.285 "Crystals..." 00:05:17.285 --> 00:05:19.853 Couldn't be cute, so he turned evil. 00:05:20.486 --> 00:05:21.908 "Gimme crystals." 00:05:22.137 --> 00:05:24.273 See what happens is... um... 00:05:24.379 --> 00:05:26.504 That works surprisingly well. 00:05:26.504 --> 00:05:29.033 Yeah, so then... so then it's like "MMBRRRRRRRRR". 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:31.744 "MRRRRRRRR" 00:05:32.951 --> 00:05:36.000 The funniest joke to me... is like... 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:37.856 A clown, going "HAHAHA". 00:05:37.856 --> 00:05:41.345 And then, like, carrying pies. And then tripping and falling. 00:05:41.345 --> 00:05:45.626 And then the pies fly up and all fall on him and all the kids are like "HAHAHAHA". 00:05:45.626 --> 00:05:50.118 But then you notice that the clown isn't getting back up. And there is a trickle of blood. 00:05:51.431 --> 00:05:54.625 What was in the pies? This escalated quickly. 00:05:54.625 --> 00:05:56.847 He hit his head when he fell. Now he's... 00:05:56.847 --> 00:05:57.860 I'm thinkin', like... 00:05:57.860 --> 00:05:59.835 He's just legit dead. 00:05:59.835 --> 00:06:02.344 Clowns are just nightmares. 00:06:02.344 --> 00:06:04.993 Yeah, but their still people. Clowns are an identity. 00:06:04.993 --> 00:06:08.469 Clowns are not people. They're a sub-species at best. 00:06:09.348 --> 00:06:14.601 I'm going to make sure that's, like... clipped. And like, so anytime somebody ever calls me for a reference on you... 00:06:16.105 --> 00:06:20.317 Like... so, so, Michael's hit hard times and he's applying to be a clown and be like... 00:06:20.317 --> 00:06:22.505 Well, that's not going well for you, Michael. 00:06:22.505 --> 00:06:24.975 You don't apply to be a clown. You have to be born a clown. 00:06:25.081 --> 00:06:26.564 # 00:06:26.564 --> 00:06:28.699 He come out of the womb and he's like "HONK HONK!" 00:06:29.938 --> 00:06:30.883 Chicken is evil. 00:06:30.883 --> 00:06:32.157 I hate food. 00:06:33.575 --> 00:06:34.627 And Michael. 00:06:34.674 --> 00:06:39.620 He's... he's... no, no chicken. Oh no chicken. Oh no chicken! 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:42.002 "Help meh... help meh!" 00:06:42.518 --> 00:06:45.380 That's horrifying. Chicken's dead. 00:06:45.380 --> 00:06:49.517 I'm sorry. Chicken will be a better Mike than Mike will ever be. 00:06:49.517 --> 00:06:51.265 Michael can't even be a good Michael. 00:06:51.265 --> 00:06:55.447 Chicken is evolving! Like, I'm thinkin', like, the Pokemon sound, it's like "Beep boop beep boop." 00:06:55.447 --> 00:06:57.637 I'm a much better Steve than I am a Mike. 00:06:59.466 --> 00:07:00.898 No... 00:07:01.297 --> 00:07:02.272 No! 00:07:02.577 --> 00:07:03.614 No!!! 00:07:05.081 --> 00:07:06.548 ::Michael death noises:: 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:12.301 Anyways, thank everybody. Have a good one! Bye!