WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.347 She's... she's not happy. She's like "Who took my poptart?!" 00:00:04.005 --> 00:00:04.950 "It was Apple Cinnamon!" 00:00:04.950 --> 00:00:07.956 And then they got to do the head turn, like "Dah!"... Oh 00:00:08.497 --> 00:00:12.000 Oh no, little Sombra's still in there. "DUNNN!" 00:00:12.150 --> 00:00:15.714 Oh, look at that. This is horrifying. 00:00:15.926 --> 00:00:18.672 Um, this isn't what I wanted at all. 00:00:26.597 --> 00:00:29.007 Six years and I didn't know what pog was. 00:00:29.134 --> 00:00:32.198 Well, pog champ is someone who is good at the game "Pogs". 00:00:32.633 --> 00:00:36.364 No, it's "Play of the Game". Play of the game? 00:00:36.968 --> 00:00:41.241 So that's usually, because it's the "OHHHH" face. It's like you did something really really good. 00:00:41.442 --> 00:00:45.677 And, like, that's absolutely amazing and everyone is like "OHHHH". It's like Play of the Game. 00:00:46.133 --> 00:00:48.876 Now knowing that makes me old, doesn't it? 00:00:49.120 --> 00:00:54.925 I legit just thought it was like, "Wow, people are really into Pogs again. Good for you, kids." 00:00:55.126 --> 00:00:57.484 Disc pog is dead. There is only Pog Champ. 00:00:57.898 --> 00:01:01.506 Wait a minute. Can it be that I am so out of touch? No. 00:01:02.259 --> 00:01:05.130 It's the children that are wrong. 00:01:05.130 --> 00:01:08.530 She's... she's not happy. She's like "Who took my poptart?!" 00:01:09.050 --> 00:01:12.779 "It was Apple Cinnamon! I am hungry! RRRRRRRR" 00:01:12.874 --> 00:01:16.061 Why did you link a Dropbox? You can delete that... 00:01:16.061 --> 00:01:20.166 Why did you link that? I had copy pasted in my phone and I was... 00:01:20.261 --> 00:01:21.153 Why did you paste it? 00:01:21.609 --> 00:01:24.131 There is no links without permission. I gotta ban you. 00:01:24.205 --> 00:01:26.427 I won't ban you, though, if you give me 1000 bits. 00:01:26.713 --> 00:01:30.000 But I don't have 1000... oh, hold on. Wait, I can do this. 00:01:30.594 --> 00:01:32.247 So I think I can call this one done... 00:01:32.247 --> 00:01:33.091 There you go. 00:01:35.042 --> 00:01:36.150 It's a lot of bits. 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:38.153 Okay, you're banned. 00:01:40.125 --> 00:01:42.912 Look, that guy who wants you to become famous? Awww... 00:01:43.379 --> 00:01:45.291 You could've been famous. I could have. 00:01:45.567 --> 00:01:46.763 You could have. You know... 00:01:47.208 --> 00:01:52.489 Those frickin' bots. If I... If I was able to just punch them in the face I would. 00:01:53.507 --> 00:01:56.662 I think he gone... I think that one was on to something, though. 00:01:59.822 --> 00:02:01.169 Look at him, he is so happy. 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:07.115 Actually, that's kinda creepy. 00:02:08.165 --> 00:02:09.340 He's like "Hehehe" 00:02:09.340 --> 00:02:12.184 "I do Evil. Evil." 00:02:12.184 --> 00:02:14.600 "I shall steal all the cheese!" 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:18.275 "Your sandwiches shall be so plain!" 00:02:19.410 --> 00:02:22.344 "I want crystal... m***." 00:02:28.601 --> 00:02:29.813 I'm eating spaghetti. 00:02:32.027 --> 00:02:40.201 Kill kill kill kill... 00:02:40.296 --> 00:02:41.215 You know what's even worse? 00:02:42.212 --> 00:02:44.722 "It's time to kill someone." 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:55.472 Yes. So... so then. Like, after its done, he's like "It's time to kill someone." 00:02:58.558 --> 00:02:59.923 That's where he comes from. 00:03:00.326 --> 00:03:03.518 And then they got to do the head turn, like "Dah!"... Oh 00:03:03.910 --> 00:03:07.350 Oh no, little Sombra's still in there. "DUNNN!" 00:03:07.350 --> 00:03:14.303 It's like Scooby-Doo. Their like "and underneath the mask, who is it?" Duh duh dun. 00:03:15.173 --> 00:03:18.811 We're going to let Michael do... Mike's going to do something illegal. 00:03:19.903 --> 00:03:21.000 No... 00:03:21.276 --> 00:03:23.874 No, I gave you Derpy. You get to do something with Derpy. 00:03:24.075 --> 00:03:27.765 Um, until I'm... until I'm done eating some food. 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.921 Anything involving the word "Smooch" is not allowed. 00:03:31.849 --> 00:03:32.349 Okay. 00:03:32.634 --> 00:03:35.096 So we got two horses smoochin' in this one. 00:03:38.808 --> 00:03:40.469 I don't think that that worked. 00:03:41.127 --> 00:03:42.187 Oh no! 00:03:44.616 --> 00:03:47.732 That's not right! That's not right at all. 00:03:47.732 --> 00:03:49.810 Okay, I think this Derpy broke too. 00:03:49.810 --> 00:03:52.846 Yes, we have two very broken Derpys. 00:03:53.323 --> 00:03:57.043 But, you know, it's fine. Look at them. They're in love. 00:03:57.817 --> 00:03:58.661 Oh, look at that. 00:03:59.944 --> 00:04:02.340 This is horrifying... umm... 00:04:02.605 --> 00:04:04.326 This isn't what wanted at all. 00:04:04.898 --> 00:04:05.868 Oh! 00:04:10.502 --> 00:04:11.479 Noo! 00:04:11.914 --> 00:04:12.859 Okay, here we go. 00:04:13.496 --> 00:04:17.116 Okay, no. No! We gotta... we gotta let the Derpys kiss! 00:04:17.625 --> 00:04:19.815 This is the best... No! You stop! 00:04:20.366 --> 00:04:23.298 Let the Derpys kiss! Eat your food! 00:04:23.733 --> 00:04:25.698 No! No! 00:04:27.999 --> 00:04:29.915 They're kissing! Yay! 00:04:29.915 --> 00:04:32.259 You can't... you can't take it back! 00:04:32.673 --> 00:04:35.403 Cancel! Derpy kisses forever! 00:04:35.838 --> 00:04:42.934 "Hey guys! I'm like... totally not awesome pony." 00:04:43.200 --> 00:04:45.752 "I destroy your homes." 00:04:46.250 --> 00:04:48.906 "I eat the fillies." 00:04:48.906 --> 00:04:52.565 "I make rainbows! Yes!" 00:04:54.389 --> 00:04:55.581 Oh okay. Let's do that. Okay. 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.447 "Hi, I'm Fluttershy and I like animals." 00:05:01.638 --> 00:05:04.495 "Uh. I shouldn't have eaten all those animals." 00:05:09.144 --> 00:05:12.083 All right. Um... that Fluttershy is gone. 00:05:13.250 --> 00:05:17.314 Wahhh. Wahhh. Wahhh... 00:05:17.515 --> 00:05:20.502 That's the... that's the noise Flipper makes when he is warning of danger. 00:05:21.775 --> 00:05:23.584 I warned you of danger! 00:05:25.323 --> 00:05:26.525 Don't look at me like that! 00:05:27.511 --> 00:05:29.855 Haven't you ever seen a water mammel? 00:05:32.167 --> 00:05:37.425 Hello everyone. My name is Flipper the Dolphin... the after years. 00:05:40.087 --> 00:05:41.052 Look guys. 00:05:45.527 --> 00:05:46.792 It's Michael! 00:05:47.386 --> 00:05:51.268 This is a horrible picture... a horrible still frame to begin with. 00:05:52.222 --> 00:05:53.278 It's angry. 00:05:55.166 --> 00:05:56.068 He angry. 00:05:59.667 --> 00:06:01.076 And then we go, like... 00:06:01.076 --> 00:06:04.900 And then you're, like, "Hi guys! My name is Michael!" 00:06:05.833 --> 00:06:07.251 He's, like, very convincing. 00:06:07.251 --> 00:06:09.450 This... this is what deep-fake is. 00:06:10.638 --> 00:06:13.434 "Derpy is worst pony." No! 00:06:13.954 --> 00:06:15.141 Crystals... 00:06:16.700 --> 00:06:20.181 Me me me. Me me, me me me me. Me me me me. 00:06:20.828 --> 00:06:24.403 What was that one cat meme, that was like POP POP. POP POP POP. 00:06:24.954 --> 00:06:28.055 Alright, anger. I am full of rage. 00:06:28.744 --> 00:06:29.913 Look at me go. 00:06:30.804 --> 00:06:34.962 My anger face. URGGHHHH! 00:06:37.167 --> 00:06:38.742 That was like a poop face. 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.752 It's my angry face. Okay, but you can't smile, though. 00:06:42.166 --> 00:06:45.117 You can't... No, you can't smile. You gotta be full... full anger. 00:06:45.424 --> 00:06:46.234 That's not anger. 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:54.759 Chicken! It's what's for dinner! 00:06:55.830 --> 00:06:57.555 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 00:06:57.767 --> 00:06:59.196 Snap into that chicken neck! 00:07:02.908 --> 00:07:05.099 "My name... is Trixie!" 00:07:05.650 --> 00:07:07.673 Oh, that's even worse when you've got, like, a black eye. 00:07:07.885 --> 00:07:09.000 Trixie the tortoise. 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:11.176 Trixie the turtle. 00:07:11.865 --> 00:07:14.286 This is getting into, like, some Five Nights at Freddy's type thing. 00:07:15.654 --> 00:07:18.000 "Hi, my name is Sombra!" 00:07:18.212 --> 00:07:19.371 "Crystals!" 00:07:19.517 --> 00:07:21.000 He was like... SNORT SNORT. 00:07:22.145 --> 00:07:23.548 He's, uh, Jimmy Jerany! 00:07:23.866 --> 00:07:26.279 He's like SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. 00:07:26.820 --> 00:07:29.541 Kids, do you know who Jimmy Jerany was? 00:07:29.796 --> 00:07:31.129 No. No. 00:07:31.468 --> 00:07:34.921 Joe, there's a lady in my head who calls me beefcake. 00:07:38.834 --> 00:07:41.551 What? Yeah! 00:07:49.059 --> 00:07:51.064 That's it for today everyone. 00:07:51.403 --> 00:07:56.527 Have a good night and drink at least 685 cups of water. 00:07:56.527 --> 00:08:02.223 If you live more than 903 years... is that a Discord? I don't know. 00:08:02.393 --> 00:08:04.782 Imma howlin' at the moon. Ah boo. 00:08:04.973 --> 00:08:06.899 He's a furry. He's, like, multiple furries. 00:08:06.899 --> 00:08:09.270 He's like, "Aw woo" 00:08:09.270 --> 00:08:13.605 Snap into a Discord. Snap into reality. Oh, there goes gravity.