She's... she's not happy. She's like "Who took my poptart?!"
"It was Apple Cinnamon!"
And then they got to do the head turn, like "Dah!"... Oh
Oh no, little Sombra's still in there. "DUNNN!"
Oh, look at that. This is horrifying.
Um, this isn't what I wanted at all.
Six years and I didn't know what pog was.
Well, pog champ is someone who is good at the game "Pogs".
No, it's "Play of the Game". Play of the game?
So that's usually, because it's the "OHHHH" face. It's like you did something really really good.
And, like, that's absolutely amazing and everyone is like "OHHHH". It's like Play of the Game.
Now knowing that makes me old, doesn't it?
I legit just thought it was like, "Wow, people are really into Pogs again. Good for you, kids."
Disc pog is dead. There is only Pog Champ.
Wait a minute. Can it be that I am so out of touch? No.
It's the children that are wrong.
She's... she's not happy. She's like "Who took my poptart?!"
"It was Apple Cinnamon! I am hungry! RRRRRRRR"
Why did you link a Dropbox? You can delete that...
Why did you link that? I had copy pasted in my phone and I was...
Why did you paste it?
There is no links without permission. I gotta ban you.
I won't ban you, though, if you give me 1000 bits.
But I don't have 1000... oh, hold on. Wait, I can do this.
So I think I can call this one done...
There you go.
It's a lot of bits.
Okay, you're banned.
Look, that guy who wants you to become famous? Awww...
You could've been famous. I could have.
You could have. You know...
Those frickin' bots. If I... If I was able to just punch them in the face I would.
I think he gone... I think that one was on to something, though.
Look at him, he is so happy.
Actually, that's kinda creepy.
He's like "Hehehe"
"I do Evil. Evil."
"I shall steal all the cheese!"
"Your sandwiches shall be so plain!"
"I want crystal... m***."
I'm eating spaghetti.
Kill kill kill kill...
You know what's even worse?
"It's time to kill someone."
Yes. So... so then. Like, after its done, he's like "It's time to kill someone."
That's where he comes from.
And then they got to do the head turn, like "Dah!"... Oh
Oh no, little Sombra's still in there. "DUNNN!"
It's like Scooby-Doo. Their like "and underneath the mask, who is it?" Duh duh dun.
We're going to let Michael do... Mike's going to do something illegal.
No...
No, I gave you Derpy. You get to do something with Derpy.
Um, until I'm... until I'm done eating some food.
Anything involving the word "Smooch" is not allowed.
Okay.
So we got two horses smoochin' in this one.
I don't think that that worked.
Oh no!
That's not right! That's not right at all.
Okay, I think this Derpy broke too.
Yes, we have two very broken Derpys.
But, you know, it's fine. Look at them. They're in love.
Oh, look at that.
This is horrifying... umm...
This isn't what wanted at all.
Oh!
Noo!
Okay, here we go.
Okay, no. No! We gotta... we gotta let the Derpys kiss!
This is the best... No! You stop!
Let the Derpys kiss! Eat your food!
No! No!
They're kissing! Yay!
You can't... you can't take it back!
Cancel! Derpy kisses forever!
"Hey guys! I'm like... totally not awesome pony."
"I destroy your homes."
"I eat the fillies."
"I make rainbows! Yes!"
Oh okay. Let's do that. Okay.
"Hi, I'm Fluttershy and I like animals."
"Uh. I shouldn't have eaten all those animals."
All right. Um... that Fluttershy is gone.
Wahhh. Wahhh. Wahhh...
That's the... that's the noise Flipper makes when he is warning of danger.
I warned you of danger!
Don't look at me like that!
Haven't you ever seen a water mammel?
Hello everyone. My name is Flipper the Dolphin... the after years.
Look guys.
It's Michael!
This is a horrible picture... a horrible still frame to begin with.
It's angry.
He angry.
And then we go, like...
And then you're, like, "Hi guys! My name is Michael!"
He's, like, very convincing.
This... this is what deep-fake is.
"Derpy is worst pony." No!
Crystals...
Me me me. Me me, me me me me. Me me me me.
What was that one cat meme, that was like POP POP. POP POP POP.
Alright, anger. I am full of rage.
Look at me go.
My anger face. URGGHHHH!
That was like a poop face.
It's my angry face. Okay, but you can't smile, though.
You can't... No, you can't smile. You gotta be full... full anger.
That's not anger.
Chicken! It's what's for dinner!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Snap into that chicken neck!
"My name... is Trixie!"
Oh, that's even worse when you've got, like, a black eye.
Trixie the tortoise.
Trixie the turtle.
This is getting into, like, some Five Nights at Freddy's type thing.
"Hi, my name is Sombra!"
"Crystals!"
He was like... SNORT SNORT.
He's, uh, Jimmy Jerany!
He's like SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF.
Kids, do you know who Jimmy Jerany was?
No. No.
Joe, there's a lady in my head who calls me beefcake.
What? Yeah!
That's it for today everyone.
Have a good night and drink at least 685 cups of water.
If you live more than 903 years... is that a Discord? I don't know.
Imma howlin' at the moon. Ah boo.
He's a furry. He's, like, multiple furries.
He's like, "Aw woo"
Snap into a Discord. Snap into reality. Oh, there goes gravity.