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This is the face of a good man.

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"Sombra want big burger!"

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Hehehe... yes.

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She's got... problems.

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"Just kill me."

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Like, ladies. He's like "These hips don't lie."

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Oh no...

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This is my horse.

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Is that it's... beak?

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♪ Intro Music ♪

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He is... he does good things. Um... Sombra is... is good. See?

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This is the face... this is the face of a good man.

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Would he do bad things?

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Sombra, do you... are you bad?

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"No. I good. I donate to charity."

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Oh, he's like... Well, that's good. He's like...

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"The money. It's... it's. I stole it."

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"I am... I am Robinhood Sombra."

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That is a... Should I just make that the thumbnail? I'm done.

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???

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I'm going to improve this picture and then your going to need to use it for your thumbnail.

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You do whatever, I guess. You have 15 minutes.

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Okay, we're going to improve this picture to make it far more clickbait. First off...

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I'm gonna grab another drink because this is going to need it.

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There we go. We're making progress guys!

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Okay, well, Derpy is a little messed up.

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Argo: Yup, I know that.
Michael: But she's a little... wow.

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So we're going to make Derpy happy.

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Yay this is... this is a good video now.

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Why is one eye looking at the screen but the other one is just...

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Because she's Derpy!

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This is what Derpy is. She's... she's a good pone.

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Timer's up!

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Well, we'll ignore that.

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::unintelligible noises::

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This is... well, this is my stream now, so there we go.

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Guys we did it! We made the thumbnail 1000% times better!

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Get the f*** out of my chair!

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Michael: This is your new thumbnail! Yes!
Argo: No it's not!

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He's... he's like "the hell just happened?"

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He's... he's unsure and... ah... "I am... I am best gray horse."

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"Why you not like Sombra? Do I need to be different?"

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And so... so then he's like... what if he had, like, an underbite.

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So now, he's like "You like me now?"

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Oh, that actually doesn't really work with the teeth. Maybe if I make it bigger?

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There. See... see, now... um... it's super easy now 'cus he can...

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"Hi, I'm Sombra. Woah."

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Uh, he can... he can eat his cereal, um, because they put the milk and the cereal, uh, in the jaw.

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And then he just, uh, munches over time.

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Uh, he is a big fan of Frosted Flakes.

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He likes... he is big... he is BFFs with Tony the Tiger.

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Then it's like "Sombra! Sombra! Speech from our new leader!" and he goes:

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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah!"

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Did Sombra have a stroke?

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#

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It's something that always reminded me of.

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Oh.

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Well, there you go.

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"Ohhhh!"

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"I'm... I'm doing okay."

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Like ehhh.

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Oh no. That's something else. That's far worse.

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This side of his body is very hot.

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He could eat the biggest burger now.

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Yes!

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"Sombra want Big Burger!"

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Yes.

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I feel he should be doing an ad for one of those old 1980s videos that people used to make to present themselves for a dating service.

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Yes! That should be your thumbnail now!

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#

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Okay. Okay.

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Well, you said 155?

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Yeah, just as a safe... yeah, there you go.

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That way nobodies like... actually tries to call.

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Yes!

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#

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So what can we do for stupid face?

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Nah, your just gonna, like, have the dragon boop her on the nose, right?

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Mm-hmm. I'm glad that you were able to... uh... to figure out what was going on.

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That's not what's going on.

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Wait, no. What's happening? I only see her hair now.

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Oh no... oh wait, no.

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Well, now she can't go in the trash.

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You broke his neck. And Derpys going bald.

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I broke Derpy! Derpy!

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She looks like she has a combover.

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Things... things are going horribly wrong.

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Okay... nope, that still broke it.

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Okay, that fixed... no, that didn't fix the mane.

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There we go. The mane is f... nope, it's broke. Oh no, I know why it's broke.

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Hold on.

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She's... she's gots the problems.

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"Just kill me."

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What has science done?

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"I didn't want this!"

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"Out dumpster has arrived!"

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She's... there. Here's your stupid face.

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I've been meaning to try and find a... something to animate or some other medium to work from that isn't Monster Hunter or pony.

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I know something that's not ponies.

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It's called Kirins. They're pretty cute.

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I knew you were going to just find some workaround to make it pony again.

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And I don't even think there is a Kirin model.

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There is.

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Hmm, there is one.

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There's Autumn Blaze.

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That's the only one.

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Really?

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That's the only one every... okay, how many other Kirin's talked?

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Uh, they talked towards the end of the episode.

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So yeah, they had, like, 2 minutes of talking.

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That was the only one that talked. She's the only one anyone cared about.

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Um, but all that is... it's a pony model with flair.

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No, it's a Kirin.

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Argo: No!
Michael: It's different.

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From... from the model side of things, it's a pony model with flair.

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You can boop it.

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Michael: It's different.
Argo: I'm quitting pony because of him, now.

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It's done.

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He looks like he's about ready to invite me to a D&D game or something.

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"Hey, you want to come to my D&D game?"

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It's like "hey bro".

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"Yeah. Hands!"

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"All your base are belong to Rathalos!"

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It looks like he's, like, practicing dance.

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Like, "Do the cha-cha with me."

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He... he can do the cha-cha. Hold on.

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Do the cha-cha?

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Yeah, hold on. There he goes. Cha-cha-cha.

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Cha-cha-cha.

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Oh...

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That's a new dance.

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Give me all of your monies.

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No, its like ♪ Macarena Song ♪

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He's like "Ladies, these hips don't lie."

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Oh no!

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"Hey ladies."

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He's so short.

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And then he's... he's uhh...

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Oh no...

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Um, and then he puffs out his chest in, uh, in aggression. Sign of aggression.

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Okay, there he comes. Here he comes!

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"Our dumpster has arrived!"

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He's... he's...

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The ladies are like "you kinda smell" and he's like "what you talkin' 'bout".

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I've done it where, like, I kinda like make a stupid face.

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Um... and, uh...

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Give me your best horse.

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See, it's a smile.

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No, I can't draw a horse. This, uh, this is my horse.

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Is that it's, uh, beak?

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+

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I think it wants to die. Oh no, it's talking.

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Kill me.

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I can't... this... it's like the fricken... um, what is the... the...

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The art thing, like, you can't let go? Because if I let go, it... it...

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It makes it go away.

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Ah! That priceless work of art is gone forever.