WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.945 Celestia's got a century of baggage. 00:00:02.945 --> 00:00:06.162 Hi, my name is Trixie. <<pompous noises>> 00:00:06.162 --> 00:00:09.158 They were all contestants in the Mike look-alike contest. 00:00:09.158 --> 00:00:11.869 Then they were ugly as hell and they needed to die. 00:00:12.897 --> 00:00:14.808 I'm worth millions! 00:00:14.808 --> 00:00:15.566 Alright, sing it. 00:00:16.033 --> 00:00:18.000 ♫ They call me Ditzy Doo ♫ 00:00:25.796 --> 00:00:29.018 Trixie did nothing... she did nothing wrong. Look it. Look it! 00:00:29.018 --> 00:00:31.476 She... She attacked the ketchup. 00:00:31.476 --> 00:00:33.508 And look at that face. It's innocent. 00:00:33.508 --> 00:00:35.511 Her's? No, not Celestia's. 00:00:35.511 --> 00:00:39.336 Celestia's got a century of baggage minimum. 00:00:39.336 --> 00:00:41.201 Like, just in her soul. 00:00:41.201 --> 00:00:42.868 In her soul? Yeah. 00:00:42.868 --> 00:00:44.410 Wait... 00:00:44.410 --> 00:00:46.828 Is cake a sandwich? 00:00:46.828 --> 00:00:48.357 Is it? I mean... 00:00:48.357 --> 00:00:51.187 You got two pieces of bread, which is the cake. 00:00:51.187 --> 00:00:53.196 And than in the in between is the icing. 00:00:53.196 --> 00:00:56.164 So... So it's an icing sandwich. 00:00:57.332 --> 00:00:58.807 Cake is a sandwich. 00:00:58.807 --> 00:00:59.975 I don't know... 00:01:00.729 --> 00:01:02.667 As long as it's double-layered cake. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.304 Like, a single-layered cake, no, but a double-layered cake? 00:01:06.304 --> 00:01:07.377 That's a sandwich. 00:01:07.589 --> 00:01:09.117 Cause I think... oh, this one is layered. 00:01:09.117 --> 00:01:11.361 It is a double-layered cake. It's an icing sandwich. 00:01:11.361 --> 00:01:13.136 It's an icing sandwich? 00:01:13.752 --> 00:01:17.232 It's like the disguise she wears so no one recognizes her. 00:01:17.232 --> 00:01:19.027 She changes nothing else. 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:23.502 She's the master... The master of disguise. 00:01:24.054 --> 00:01:26.071 She's like... wee-wee. 00:01:27.909 --> 00:01:28.491 Hold on... 00:01:29.117 --> 00:01:30.288 HERE WE GO! 00:01:30.554 --> 00:01:31.394 Oh no! 00:01:31.394 --> 00:01:33.403 She's like, "Hapah!" 00:01:33.785 --> 00:01:34.523 Hapah. 00:01:34.969 --> 00:01:36.244 Imma gonna win! 00:01:36.244 --> 00:01:39.526 Who would have guessed that Trixie was Italian all along. 00:01:39.526 --> 00:01:43.105 Hi, my name is Trixie. Uhghh! 00:01:43.105 --> 00:01:45.263 I'm worth millions! 00:01:45.263 --> 00:01:46.783 Extortion! 00:01:48.992 --> 00:01:55.430 She looks like somebody who would want to do the right thing, but as soon as the opportunity came up to make a lot of money off of others... 00:01:55.430 --> 00:01:57.241 She just, like, twirling the ends. 00:01:57.868 --> 00:01:59.196 She can't do that, though... 00:01:59.196 --> 00:02:02.052 Here, okay. This is, she is twirling the mustache. 00:02:05.345 --> 00:02:06.976 That is about as close as I'm gonna get. 00:02:08.665 --> 00:02:11.660 Luigi did just quote you there. 00:02:12.382 --> 00:02:15.080 He does have the better butt of the two brothers. 00:02:15.516 --> 00:02:18.391 And it's better not even giving context that it's Mario and Luigi. 00:02:23.139 --> 00:02:26.012 I'm just thinking that this looks like the Monopoly guy. 00:02:28.859 --> 00:02:29.909 Bank transactions! 00:02:30.854 --> 00:02:32.653 I need pictures of Spiderman! 00:02:33.089 --> 00:02:35.707 Why is she J J Jameson all of the sudden? 00:02:37.003 --> 00:02:38.135 Sure! 00:02:38.592 --> 00:02:39.812 Hi, my name is Trixie! 00:02:41.140 --> 00:02:43.878 She raises her hoof because she is at an auction. 00:02:43.878 --> 00:02:46.530 And she's like, "20 million! 20 million!" 00:02:47.815 --> 00:02:49.946 Self boops. Oh no. 00:02:50.137 --> 00:02:52.504 All these ponies were stallions, right? 00:02:52.504 --> 00:03:00.107 Every one of them was the winner of a "Prettiest Mare in Equestria" contest. 00:03:00.107 --> 00:03:01.110 No... 00:03:01.110 --> 00:03:03.069 Or "Most Boopable Nose" 00:03:03.069 --> 00:03:04.650 That's worse! 00:03:04.650 --> 00:03:09.131 Most... They were all winners of the "Derpy Look-alike Contest". 00:03:09.131 --> 00:03:12.612 You're a cruel person, you know this 00:03:12.612 --> 00:03:14.489 What were you thinking I was going to say? 00:03:14.489 --> 00:03:21.431 You were going to be, like "Yes Mike. Yes, they were all ugly stallions." There is nothing to worry about. 00:03:21.431 --> 00:03:24.387 Okay, they were all contestants in the "Mike Look-alike Contest". 00:03:24.387 --> 00:03:27.429 Well, than they were ugly as hell and they needed to die. 00:03:27.822 --> 00:03:28.524 What?! 00:03:31.796 --> 00:03:34.470 You're like "We're going to run a new contest. It's the Mike Look-alike Contest." 00:03:34.470 --> 00:03:37.260 And then everybody that shows up, you're like "And now you can't exist!" 00:03:37.260 --> 00:03:40.183 Yes, stop existing. This is horrendous. 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:46.770 It's like, "Gimme a dollar, I will sing you any song." It's like... 00:03:56.076 --> 00:03:57.427 Alright, so... so... 00:03:57.427 --> 00:04:04.576 What I like. Torturing Michael is fun. So, what I think we need to do is: If you want to submit a song... 00:04:05.063 --> 00:04:06.455 This is a bad idea... 00:04:06.455 --> 00:04:11.644 Michael will do his absolute best to be as horrible as possible at singing that song. 00:04:11.644 --> 00:04:16.296 I know very few songs... and the ones I do I don't remember them all. 00:04:16.296 --> 00:04:19.621 As long as it is something you think he'll know, so you'll probably have to stick with... 00:04:19.621 --> 00:04:22.851 Like Jonathan Colton. Jonathan Colton I'll know. That's about it. 00:04:24.370 --> 00:04:26.645 Voice Impressions. Don't stop believing. 00:04:31.945 --> 00:04:34.245 That's all I know of the song. That's all you know? 00:04:34.245 --> 00:04:35.861 You just read the words on the screen... 00:04:35.861 --> 00:04:37.801 That's the whole... That's all I know of the song! 00:04:37.801 --> 00:04:39.749 I know that it's a song that exists. 00:04:50.616 --> 00:04:51.783 You know this one? 00:04:52.750 --> 00:04:56.200 It's Doctor... It's Doctor Worm! 00:04:58.867 --> 00:05:00.086 Okay, than you know it. 00:05:00.086 --> 00:05:02.325 Well, I know Doctor Worm. Okay, sing it. 00:05:27.499 --> 00:05:29.352 Why you doin' crabs again? 00:05:29.936 --> 00:05:32.011 I got my brain on crabs. 00:05:32.634 --> 00:05:35.178 Look at her. She's... she's in zen? 00:05:35.178 --> 00:05:37.764 Yes, she's like "I am horse." 00:05:37.764 --> 00:05:40.058 She's like "hummmmmmm." Yes. 00:05:40.058 --> 00:05:42.185 "Hummmmmmmmm." 00:05:42.185 --> 00:05:44.236 Give me crackers! 00:05:44.236 --> 00:05:50.342 I miss the original meme... of her and pine cones. That Trixie just ate pine cones. 00:05:50.342 --> 00:05:52.625 That was a meme for a while with Trixie. 00:05:52.625 --> 00:05:54.237 Trixie extreme! 00:05:54.237 --> 00:05:56.140 EXTREMEEEE!!! 00:05:56.140 --> 00:05:58.808 She is the Great and Powerful Horse. 00:05:58.808 --> 00:06:00.314 AHHHHWHHWHHWHHWW! 00:06:00.314 --> 00:06:02.380 AHHHHWHHWHHWHHWHWHHWWWWWW! 00:06:03.432 --> 00:06:05.322 Ponies are definitely my happy place. 00:06:05.322 --> 00:06:08.129 Very boopable. No! You stop this! 00:06:08.713 --> 00:06:11.001 You stop doing that to her nose. 00:06:11.001 --> 00:06:12.871 You know what I think of with ponies? 00:06:12.871 --> 00:06:14.002 What? 00:06:14.002 --> 00:06:16.410 "It's time to kill someone..." 00:06:16.410 --> 00:06:17.548 No! 00:06:17.548 --> 00:06:22.071 Well, you know, as long as it's a stallion because they are not my happy place. 00:06:22.071 --> 00:06:27.216 <<"Kill someone" spoken on repeat>> 00:06:27.216 --> 00:06:30.208 The only purpose of stallions is to make more mares. 00:06:30.208 --> 00:06:34.098 <<"Kill someone" spoken on repeat and slower>> 00:06:34.098 --> 00:06:37.726 I think that stallion is, um, crazy. 00:06:37.726 --> 00:06:42.201 <<"Kill someone" spoken very slow>> 00:06:42.201 --> 00:06:50.089 I feel like this is the Clockwork Orange, or whatever, and I'm just strapped in that chair and you are just slowly trying to turn me crazy. 00:06:50.758 --> 00:06:52.724 She's like "What did the knife do? What you do?" 00:06:52.724 --> 00:06:54.585 This is a cake-cutting device. 00:06:54.585 --> 00:06:55.980 "You will murder." 00:06:55.980 --> 00:06:57.493 Murder, no... 00:06:57.493 --> 00:07:00.332 <<monkey noises>> 00:07:00.332 --> 00:07:04.202 Hey, well, hello Nightly! Welcome! 00:07:04.202 --> 00:07:07.144 How you doin'? Thanks for the sub, too. 00:07:07.144 --> 00:07:08.272 Thank you very much. 00:07:08.272 --> 00:07:10.607 Nightly, I have something I wanted to show you. 00:07:10.607 --> 00:07:12.829 I was going to message you, but I thought it was funny. 00:07:12.829 --> 00:07:14.500 Somebody left a comment today... 00:07:14.500 --> 00:07:19.734 "Man, I came here from a server called 'Ashes Town'. This is so amazing." 00:07:19.734 --> 00:07:21.841 What are you guys doin' over there? 00:07:23.148 --> 00:07:26.082 Jewels wants you to do a Starlight Glimmer impression. 00:07:26.082 --> 00:07:33.874 Darn you, Twilight Sparkle! I was going to take over this town and turn it into a utopia and... 00:07:33.874 --> 00:07:42.064 you're a mean horse and now I'm your friend and I'm a... I'm a unicorn you're not that cool. 00:07:42.064 --> 00:07:45.598 I am the Starlight of the Glimmers, yes. 00:07:45.598 --> 00:07:48.728 Like, if you wanted to make me Starlight Glimmer, you should turn me purple. 00:07:50.151 --> 00:07:52.301 I can do that! There we go. 00:07:53.140 --> 00:07:57.355 I... I am Starlight Glimmer. I am Russian! 00:07:57.355 --> 00:07:59.325 There we go. Look at that quality. 00:07:59.325 --> 00:08:02.717 This is... I am charging my magics. 00:08:02.717 --> 00:08:05.257 No no, here, it's charging. 00:08:05.257 --> 00:08:09.001 This is... this is clearly the moment I ended the world. 00:08:10.616 --> 00:08:16.855 They forgive me, though. I wipe out all life all civilization and they say EHHHHHH that's fine.