Celestia's got a century of baggage.
Hi, my name is Trixie. <<pompous noises>>
They were all contestants in the Mike look-alike contest.
Then they were ugly as hell and they needed to die.
I'm worth millions!
Alright, sing it.
♫ They call me Ditzy Doo ♫
Trixie did nothing... she did nothing wrong. Look it. Look it!
She... She attacked the ketchup.
And look at that face. It's innocent.
Her's? No, not Celestia's.
Celestia's got a century of baggage minimum.
Like, just in her soul.
In her soul? Yeah.
Wait...
Is cake a sandwich?
Is it? I mean...
You got two pieces of bread, which is the cake.
And than in the in between is the icing.
So... So it's an icing sandwich.
Cake is a sandwich.
I don't know...
As long as it's double-layered cake.
Like, a single-layered cake, no, but a double-layered cake?
That's a sandwich.
Cause I think... oh, this one is layered.
It is a double-layered cake. It's an icing sandwich.
It's an icing sandwich?
It's like the disguise she wears so no one recognizes her.
She changes nothing else.
She's the master... The master of disguise.
She's like... wee-wee.
Hold on...
HERE WE GO!
Oh no!
She's like, "Hapah!"
Hapah.
Imma gonna win!
Who would have guessed that Trixie was Italian all along.
Hi, my name is Trixie. Uhghh!
I'm worth millions!
Extortion!
She looks like somebody who would want to do the right thing, but as soon as the opportunity came up to make a lot of money off of others...
She just, like, twirling the ends.
She can't do that, though...
Here, okay. This is, she is twirling the mustache.
That is about as close as I'm gonna get.
Luigi did just quote you there.
He does have the better butt of the two brothers.
And it's better not even giving context that it's Mario and Luigi.
I'm just thinking that this looks like the Monopoly guy.
Bank transactions!
I need pictures of Spiderman!
Why is she J J Jameson all of the sudden?
Sure!
Hi, my name is Trixie!
She raises her hoof because she is at an auction.
And she's like, "20 million! 20 million!"
Self boops. Oh no.
All these ponies were stallions, right?
Every one of them was the winner of a "Prettiest Mare in Equestria" contest.
No...
Or "Most Boopable Nose"
That's worse!
Most... They were all winners of the "Derpy Look-alike Contest".
You're a cruel person, you know this
What were you thinking I was going to say?
You were going to be, like "Yes Mike. Yes, they were all ugly stallions." There is nothing to worry about.
Okay, they were all contestants in the "Mike Look-alike Contest".
Well, than they were ugly as hell and they needed to die.
What?!
You're like "We're going to run a new contest. It's the Mike Look-alike Contest."
And then everybody that shows up, you're like "And now you can't exist!"
Yes, stop existing. This is horrendous.
It's like, "Gimme a dollar, I will sing you any song." It's like...
Alright, so... so...
What I like. Torturing Michael is fun. So, what I think we need to do is: If you want to submit a song...
This is a bad idea...
Michael will do his absolute best to be as horrible as possible at singing that song.
I know very few songs... and the ones I do I don't remember them all.
As long as it is something you think he'll know, so you'll probably have to stick with...
Like Jonathan Colton. Jonathan Colton I'll know. That's about it.
Voice Impressions. Don't stop believing.
That's all I know of the song. That's all you know?
You just read the words on the screen...
That's the whole... That's all I know of the song!
I know that it's a song that exists.
You know this one?
It's Doctor... It's Doctor Worm!
Okay, than you know it.
Well, I know Doctor Worm. Okay, sing it.
Why you doin' crabs again?
I got my brain on crabs.
Look at her. She's... she's in zen?
Yes, she's like "I am horse."
She's like "hummmmmmm." Yes.
"Hummmmmmmmm."
Give me crackers!
I miss the original meme... of her and pine cones. That Trixie just ate pine cones.
That was a meme for a while with Trixie.
Trixie extreme!
EXTREMEEEE!!!
She is the Great and Powerful Horse.
AHHHHWHHWHHWHHWW!
AHHHHWHHWHHWHHWHWHHWWWWWW!
Ponies are definitely my happy place.
Very boopable. No! You stop this!
You stop doing that to her nose.
You know what I think of with ponies?
What?
"It's time to kill someone..."
No!
Well, you know, as long as it's a stallion because they are not my happy place.
<<"Kill someone" spoken on repeat>>
The only purpose of stallions is to make more mares.
<<"Kill someone" spoken on repeat and slower>>
I think that stallion is, um, crazy.
<<"Kill someone" spoken very slow>>
I feel like this is the Clockwork Orange, or whatever, and I'm just strapped in that chair and you are just slowly trying to turn me crazy.
She's like "What did the knife do? What you do?"
This is a cake-cutting device.
"You will murder."
Murder, no...
<<monkey noises>>
Hey, well, hello Nightly! Welcome!
How you doin'? Thanks for the sub, too.
Thank you very much.
Nightly, I have something I wanted to show you.
I was going to message you, but I thought it was funny.
Somebody left a comment today...
"Man, I came here from a server called 'Ashes Town'. This is so amazing."
What are you guys doin' over there?
Jewels wants you to do a Starlight Glimmer impression.
Darn you, Twilight Sparkle! I was going to take over this town and turn it into a utopia and...
you're a mean horse and now I'm your friend and I'm a... I'm a unicorn you're not that cool.
I am the Starlight of the Glimmers, yes.
Like, if you wanted to make me Starlight Glimmer, you should turn me purple.
I can do that! There we go.
I... I am Starlight Glimmer. I am Russian!
There we go. Look at that quality.
This is... I am charging my magics.
No no, here, it's charging.
This is... this is clearly the moment I ended the world.
They forgive me, though. I wipe out all life all civilization and they say EHHHHHH that's fine.