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My second parody of the year! A song sung by the Diamond Dogs, even though I can't sing with their voices. Either way, I hope you enjoy the song!

Rarity: Faux Synder (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0vN91iUaRln5zF7UGMwttw)

Diamond Dogs: Me

Parody of "Diamond Dolls" by The Chipettes

Lyrics:

We don’t have to do what any little pony tells us to
If you’ve got a gem, then we will take it from you
That’s our vow
We don’t care how

Gems are what we seek and we won’t stop till we get enough
We don’t need magic horns, or wings, or any of that stuff
And that’s because
We have our claws

We’re the ones with the gems in our home, we’re the Diamond Dogs (Diamond Dogs)
We see a pony with gems, it won’t take us very lo-ong (do do do do do do do wah)
We won’t wait to climb out of the ground and take them all (Diamond Dogs)
It don’t matter to us, we’ll never stop, we’re the Diamond Dogs!

That’s how it was until we captured a white pony
She was a unicorn, and had lashes that looked phony
She started to whine… (Not whining, complaining)
All the time… (I got dirt in my mane)

We tried to shut her up, but nothing really seemed to work
She started to cry, and that made us go berserk
She cried some more… (Wah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!)
Made our ears sore… Can’t take it anymore!

We’re the ones with the gems in our home, we’re the Diamond Dogs (Diamond Dogs)
We see a pony with gems, it won’t take us very lo-ong (do do do do do do do wah)
We won’t wait to climb out of the ground and take them all (Diamond Dogs)
But, if you’re a pony who whines, we’ll give up, we’re the Diamond Dogs!

Big gems, small gems, we want them all
Rubies, sapphires, and emeralds
But, we don’t want ponies who hurt our ears
Thank you! Her friends are finally here!

We’re the ones with the gems in our home, we’re the Diamond Dogs (Diamond Dogs)
We see a pony with gems, it won’t take us very lo-ong (do do do do do do do wah)
We won’t wait to climb out of the ground and take them all (Diamond Dogs)
But, if you’re a pony who whines, we’ll give up, we’re the Diamond Dogs!

On SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/speedy-tempo/diamond-dogs-feat-faux-synder-parody