I just picked up a new job, but I'm hoping it ain't hard -
After all, it's a night shift - I'll be working the graveyard!
Urban legends aside, I think I'll be fine; there's no way these things are alive!
It's just a robot with nothing inside,
Right?
Not like I'm fighting to survive!
What was that noise?
Bonnie is gone!
Honestly, my skin is starting to crawl!
Something is coming; they're walking the halls,
And now that my power is starting to fall-
I'm sick of seeing all these sinister faces!
Why am I working for minimum wage?
If I could be killed, they should give me a raise!
Why did they hire me?
This is insane!
Enjoy your Five Long Nights;
Kick back and grab a slice!
If you get hurt on the job, we cannot cover your loss.
Make it to 6:00 and you'll be fine!
What's with all of these accidents happening?
And we're still in business?
That is baffling!
All these cameras had better be accurate!
I can't imagine if they get their hands on me!
Got a long past full of tragedy; what was the Bite of '87 actually?
Why does it seem like every damn event at Freddy's is no less than a massive catastrophe!?
You don't need to reiterate your brevity
Of making sure I don't run out of batteries -
Or they might reconfigure my anatomy, adding me to the mechanical family!
Enjoy your Five Long Nights;
Kick back and grab a slice!
If you get hurt on the job, we cannot cover your loss.
Make it to 6:00 and you'll be fiii...i.i...-
(Record scratch sound)
"Okay, 6:00 AM rolling around any second now. Come on. Let's do this. Come on baby- I'm ready Freddy."
"Let's go, 6:00 AM; don't got all night. Tick-tock, tick-tock."
"Everybody, just uh... stay in your designated places, no need to come to the back office!"
(Whimpering) "Hey, hey, hey... hey!"
I smell a foul odor - I think it's getting closer!
I'm having hallucinations; how much longer 'till the night is over!?
Maybe the place is haunted!
And all they want is closure!
But I really don't give a damn; I just want to clock out and knock back a cold one!
(CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS)
Chica's tweaking out,
Now Foxy's peeking out!
Freddy is creeping around; I'm losing my power just keeping them out!
Look at this article, reading it now.
Learning more info that's creeping me out!
It's 5:00 AM, I'm going steady -
Now I'm screwed, It's Golden Freddy!
Enjoy your Five Long Nights;
Kick back and grab a slice!
If you get hurt on the job, we cannot cover your loss.
Make it to 6:00 and you'll be fine!
Enjoy your Five Long Nights;
Kick back and grab a slice!
If you get hurt on the job, we cannot cover your loss.
Make it to 6:00 and you'll be fine!