I'm not late; your dad was when he pulled out.

If I forgot another horn or wing anywhere, I'm gonna shoot myself.

This is an animated parody of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and thus does not violate copyright.

Audio sources:

1 - "Full Metal Jacket"

2 - "Pulp Fiction"

3 - "You Look Like Shit When You Wear Nothing At All" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PtY3MqGD9s)

4 - "Gravity Falls" S01E19 - "Dreamscaperers"

5 - "Best Cry Ever" - (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA)

6 - [text-to-speech program, references Five Nights At Fuckboy's]

7 - Luigi Boccherini - "Minuet" (String Quintet in E Major, Op.11 No.5) (music);     "The Hanna-Barbera Sound Effects" (?) (whistle sound);     "Stargate SG-1" (entering portal sound);     "Star Trek TNG" S03E24 - "Ménage à Troi" (Picard bit);     "Star Trek TNG" (Q flash sound)

8 - "Tom and Jerry: The Movie" (1992)

9 - "Team Fortress 2" - "cow_mangler_main_shot.wav"

10 - "ASMR Potato Chips Very Crunchy BEST EATING SOUNDS" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjatGEuB8kM);     "Spongebob SquarePants" S02E21a - "Your Shoe's Untied" (blinking sounds)

11 - "Rasgar Tela, sonido-Tear a Fabric sound effect" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivxr3pF9GU)     "Broken plates sound effect | ProFX (Sound, Sound Effects, Free Sound Effects)" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMNKl2YQB0E)

12 - "Team Fortress 2" - "bat_hit.wav"

13 - "Gone Girl" (voice)     "Fire sound effect (3)" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmw32wCGWuc) (background noise)

14 - Luigi Boccherini - "Minuet" (String Quintet in E Major, Op.11 No.5) (music);     "HOUSE, WOOD BOOKSHELF CRASH - Sound Effect" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQTj6owPqgQ) (smash);     "Cartoon Chomp Sound Effect" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGmezpWWico) (chomp);     "Metal crash sound effect" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZB-SJLtnGs) (retreat)

15 - "DANCING DROID" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCW6AkEk9PY)

16 - "asdfmovie9" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6T3fwxAyw) (voice);     "Outdoor Suburb Ambience [SOUND EFFECT]" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsp9etBnVZY)

17 - "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" S05E17 - "Brotherhooves Social"

18 - "South Park" S01E09 - "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" - "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch"

19 - "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" S2E13 - "Baby Cakes"

20 - "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (voice)     "Face punch sound effect" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt7b0OSh02Y) (punch sound)

21 - "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" S01E26 - "The Best Night Ever"

22 - "Tom & Jerry - Springtime For Thomas"

23 - "Remote detonated Bomb sound effects" by Pond Scum's Matrix/MasterHand125 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DEEZRW1laI)

24 - "The Spongebob SquarePants Movie"

25 - "Steven Universe" S02E12 - "Keystone Motel" (voice)     "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" S05E25 - "The Cutie Re-Mark Part 1" (eyebrow and background sounds)

26 - "YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!" by Courtney Akers - (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXbMrU5PK3A)


MLP:FIM is the property of Hasbro.
The various sound effects are the property of their respective owners.