hasbwo u killz butraep im leevn da fandum

This was meant to be animated and used in that Rainbow Rocks YTP, but it wasn't. I'm uploading the song because nonexistent reasons.

Don't try to make sense of it.

Lyrooks:

We used to buttrape each other,
That was before we discovered
That in the script it did say
That we were straight, and not gay.

Now your fanfics, all your fanfics,
Are burning to the ground.
Canon states that your ships are
Most unsound.

Instrumental guitar cover of Rainbow Rocks I used here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMXDtLT3w3s