I felt a little guilty about all the people who saw that my latest update video was titled "Still Alive" and were disappointed it wasn't the song, so I made this. Let it never be said that I don't listen to my fans! Oh, and I've been getting a lot of comments on my old videos along the lines of "Why would you make Twilight a villain? She's a good guy!" and "Don't make Fluttershy Hans! Hans is evil! Fluttershy is not evil!". Before the comments get flooded with people telling me that Celestia isn't a bad guy, as if I didn't know, I just wanted to say that all my videos are in good fun. I thought it would be funny to have her sing this song. Please don't take it too seriously! I do not own My Little Pony or Portal, and I certainly don't have a psychotic artificial intelligence threatening to kill me if I don't do what it wants! Certainly not! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to push this huge cube onto that button on the other side of a turret-filled moat. For no reason...