[Needlessly Pompous Music]
Neigh, this is Crowne Prince and today I'm going to be showing you
a picture with a slow zoom in and curly text.
Handheld webcam pans to Cintiq tablet.
Expert camera steadiness.
A giant Photoshop logo
appears on screen long enough to make you question the nature of your existence.
Hyong wong nong dong asdf
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So.
Continuous shot gets really boring.
Switch to screen recording.
Photoshop Brush & Line Auto-Complete
Make sure to spit on your tablet every time you say "splash."
Because why the heck not?
If you don't do a background when art is this fast, you are just being lazy.
Stop being lazy.
Artists often lie about how long art takes.
Don't believe their lies!!!!!1
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Two minutes. Done.
You can't make popcorn this fast.
Heck, I can't.
"Diploma"
It's a piece of paper.
Definition of diploma: an expensive piece of paper
followed by unemployment.
Live Import
A scan of dead grass slides across the screen. Fancy music plays.
Note: the scanner glass may creak with the weight of your cat.
Don't panic.
Most keyboards don't have an animate button.
Unless you customize it to have one.
Such as: none of them.
PBHTHBHBHBHBH