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[Needlessly Pompous Music]

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Neigh, this is Crowne Prince and today I'm going to be showing you

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a picture with a slow zoom in and curly text.

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Handheld webcam pans to Cintiq tablet.

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Expert camera steadiness.

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A giant Photoshop logo

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appears on screen long enough to make you question the nature of your existence.

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Hyong wong nong dong asdf

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So.

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Continuous shot gets really boring.

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Switch to screen recording.

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Photoshop Brush & Line Auto-Complete

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Make sure to spit on your tablet every time you say "splash."

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Because why the heck not?

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If you don't do a background when art is this fast, you are just being lazy.

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Stop being lazy.

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Artists often lie about how long art takes.

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Don't believe their lies!!!!!1

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Two minutes. Done.

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You can't make popcorn this fast.

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Heck, I can't.

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"Diploma"

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It's a piece of paper.

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Definition of diploma: an expensive piece of paper

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followed by unemployment.

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Live Import

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A scan of dead grass slides across the screen. Fancy music plays.

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Note: the scanner glass may creak with the weight of your cat.

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Don't panic.

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Most keyboards don't have an animate button.

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Unless you customize it to have one.

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Such as: none of them.

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