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Equestria Enthusiasts and investors circle
we present to you the opportunity of a lifetime.

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We present to you the sunshine. We present
to you the hot girl you never got in highschool.

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and who never went to college. We present
to you Bronycon 2014. I'm Gene Johnson and

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I was just like you: a schmuck down on his
luck bidding on penny stocks. But look at

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me now!
I've got a nice boat and I'm a big jerk.

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I only go to the best parties that serve only
the best rock candy

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I lease an Audi. I imagine I'm a big deal.
Take charge of your life today financial independence

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is at your finger tips.
Did you know that BRONY has increased 38 points

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in the last 6 months. I have invited only
the best in global market brony trends. My

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good personal friends
Andrea Libman

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Tabitha St. Germain
And Peter “The Market Beater” New

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You've never seen a man dial phones, dialing
phones, this fast!

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Equity markets 45% per annum! Per annum! Per
annum!

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Geopolitical pricing is at an all time high.
We're talking about your money. We're talking

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about your country. Welcome to Bronycon 2014.

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Bronycon 2014

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Be sure to come to the 2014 Bronypalooza.
Listen to our talented DJs mix the best tracks

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right before
your ears. A night of great fun, great friends,

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and great tunes.

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Heh. Costa you a lot. That's pretty good.