Miss 'of Arc.
I'll overlook your little gym class disruption
if you help me with a report I’m writing.
Tell me your likes and dislikes.
Well...
I dislike being tied to a chair.
Good!
I’ll use a big font, futz with the margins
and I’ll be home in time for Jay Leno.
Psh.
You would like Leno.
How dare you insult that big-chinned everyman
and his various African American band leaders!
Perhaps you’ll learn some respect
spending the rest of the afternoon in my
DEATH MAZE
Ohhh
hoh hoh hoh hoh ho
ho ho ho hoooh
doohh, this is useless.
I need to observe the teenagers in their element.
I will be Dian Fossey
and they the gorillas.
But where can I find the mist?
Attention students:
JFK will be having a huge kegger tonight.
Students only!
That is all.
Death maze huh?
Oh, tell ya, I was in the maze once.
It was hot.
You know, I’m hot now.
I think I’ll take my shirt off.
Ahh!
Ready for the weekend.
Way way back in the 1980’s
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now the clones are sexy teens now
they’re gonna make it if they try