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Miss 'of Arc.

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I'll overlook your little gym class disruption

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if you help me with a report I’m writing.

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Tell me your likes and dislikes.

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Well...

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I dislike being tied to a chair.

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Good!

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I’ll use a big font, futz with the margins

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and I’ll be home in time for Jay Leno.

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Psh.

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You would like Leno.

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How dare you insult that big-chinned everyman

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and his various African American band leaders!

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Perhaps you’ll learn some respect

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spending the rest of the afternoon in my

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DEATH MAZE

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Ohhh

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hoh hoh hoh hoh ho

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ho ho ho hoooh

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doohh, this is useless.

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I need to observe the teenagers in their element.

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I will be Dian Fossey

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and they the gorillas.

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But where can I find the mist?

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Attention students:

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JFK will be having a huge kegger tonight.

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Students only!

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That is all.

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Death maze huh?

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Oh, tell ya, I was in the maze once.

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It was hot.

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You know, I’m hot now.

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I think I’ll take my shirt off.

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Ahh!

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Ready for the weekend.

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Way way back in the 1980’s

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Secret government employees

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Dug up famous guys and ladies

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And made amusing genetic copies

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Now the clones are sexy teens now

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they’re gonna make it if they try