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Man, it's hot. I think I'll pour this sports
drink all over myself.

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Dinger!
I won!

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And I didn't even scuff my loafers!
Oh my god. We just won a cross country dual

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meet.
Let's destroy property to show how much we

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appreciate the team.
Riot! Riot!

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Stupid stop sign.
Riot! Riot!

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Yeah, books.
Ready? Okay!

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Riot!
Yeah, books.

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AHAHAHAHAHA
Flip the pool!

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Thank you!
Er-aaaahhh.

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Those loveable scamps! They're rioting at
a college level.

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Riot!
That riot was unacceptable.

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Unacceptable? Did you see the pool? They flipped
the bitch!

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Principal Scudworth, if you were running this
school properly there would be no riots, only

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clone soldiers trained for superior intellectual
and physical combat.

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Little do they know, I have my own plans for
these clones. Plans that don't involve these

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shadowy figures at all. [laughs]
You're talking in a normal indoor speaking

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voice.
So I am.

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[whispers] Little do they know, I have my
own plans

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Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice man.
I think this is an issue we should talk about.

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In person.
Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive

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Garden? It's like eating in the private kitchen
of a delightful Italian stereotype!

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We were thinking somewhere more intimate.
Your house. Next Friday. No dairy. Please.

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Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden
in, like, forever!