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Oh young, unsuspecting clones.

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Little do they know

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I control them.

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The greatest minds the world has ever known!

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For what is more powerful

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than a high school

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principal!

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(voice) Dr. Scudworth.

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[yelps]

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Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern

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among the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures

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that you may be...

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..completely insane.

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Blasphemy!

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Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr. Butlertron.

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Anyone for scones?

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Why creating a mechanical British servant

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is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.

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(Mr. B) More tea Wesley?

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He calls everyone Wesley.

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Don't know why.

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Yeah, that's fascinating, but we're paying you to monitor these clones

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as closely as possible.

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So if you want to keep your job you can either write a report proving

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you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High.

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I'll do no such thing!

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Or I'm to kill you.

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I'll title it

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"What it's Like to be a Teenage Clone"

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colon

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"A Rope of Sand."

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Good title.

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It draws the reader in without giving too much away.

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Wesley.