Oh young, unsuspecting clones.
Little do they know
I control them.
The greatest minds the world has ever known!
For what is more powerful
than a high school
principal!
(voice) Dr. Scudworth.
[yelps]
Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern
among the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures
that you may be...
..completely insane.
Blasphemy!
Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr. Butlertron.
Anyone for scones?
Why creating a mechanical British servant
is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.
(Mr. B) More tea Wesley?
He calls everyone Wesley.
Don't know why.
Yeah, that's fascinating, but we're paying you to monitor these clones
as closely as possible.
So if you want to keep your job you can either write a report proving
you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High.
I'll do no such thing!
Or I'm to kill you.
I'll title it
"What it's Like to be a Teenage Clone"
colon
"A Rope of Sand."
Good title.
It draws the reader in without giving too much away.
Wesley.