(inhale)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait.
Season 9 is going to be the last season?
Oh no!
The fandom's dead!
The ponies are dead!
The fandom is over.
My whole life is coming to an end.
(sobs)
What do you mean MLP is over?!
You know how many bits I have in brony?
What the f*** is Undertale?
Okay.
Shut up.
I'm thinking.
(sigh) I just bought a boat.
Just bought a boat and you tell me that MLP is plummeting?
I know I should've jumped on Steven Universe.
I just...
I saw that fat kid and didn't think about it okay?
Look.
I'll call you back.
I gotta make some arrangements.
Bronies are dead!
Curse you Hasbro!
Curse you!
The fandom is dead.
Just like my marriage.
Good afternoon.
I'm calling for a Mr. Gene Johnson.
My name is David Trotter.
Special agent of the Federal Burro of Investigations.
Oh dear sweet Celestia it's all falling down!
(hyperventilates)
Okay, okay.
You can't be going back to your asthma.
You're too rich for asthma.
Just.
Calm.
Down.
KAREN!
I want you to make some calls.
I have some holdings in the Haymans and Saddle Arabia.
Sell.
Everything.
Okay?
MLP.
EQG.
The one with the freaky pets.
Get rid of them!
Saddle Arabia, huh?
Ah horse apples.
(hysterical sobbing)
I knew this fandom would die someday.
And that's why I'm going to die with it, with dignity.
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