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(inhale)

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Season 9 is going to be the last season?

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Oh no!

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The fandom's dead!

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The ponies are dead!

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The fandom is over.

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My whole life is coming to an end.

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(sobs)

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What do you mean MLP is over?!

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You know how many bits I have in brony?

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What the f*** is Undertale?

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Okay.

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Shut up.

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I'm thinking.

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(sigh)
I just bought a boat.

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Just bought a boat and you tell me that MLP
is plummeting?

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I know I should've jumped on Steven Universe.

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I just...

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I saw that fat kid and didn't think about
it okay?

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Look.

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I'll call you back.

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I gotta make some arrangements.

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Bronies are dead!

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Curse you Hasbro!

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Curse you!

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The fandom is dead.

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Just like my marriage.

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Good afternoon.

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I'm calling for a Mr. Gene Johnson.

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My name is David Trotter.

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Special agent of the Federal Burro of Investigations.

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Oh dear sweet Celestia it's all falling down!

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(hyperventilates)

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Okay, okay.

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You can't be going back to your asthma.

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You're too rich for asthma.

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Just.

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Calm.

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Down.

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KAREN!

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I want you to make some calls.

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I have some holdings in the Haymans and Saddle
Arabia.

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Sell.

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Everything.

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Okay?

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MLP.

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EQG.

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The one with the freaky pets.

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Get rid of them!

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Saddle Arabia, huh?

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Ah horse apples.

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(hysterical sobbing)

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I knew this fandom would die someday.

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And that's why I'm going to die with it, with
dignity.

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