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ONLOOKERS
(comments based on faces)

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Oh no.

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Hi.

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I’m looking for a face.

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Termina.

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You could use a new face.

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Hey!

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What kind of face do you want?

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We’ve got happy faces, sad faces, “wtf
is this face” faces, dat face.

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Why is this one so expensive?

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It’s art.

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Ugh.

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There’s always the discount pile.

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If you don’t want to shop, go out there
and earn new expressions yourself.

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I don’t have time for that!

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How about a trade?

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These three for a disguise nobody will recognize.

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Like this?

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No!

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One pair of sunglasses isn’t a disguise!

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Excuse me, pardon me.

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Coming through.

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Move along folks.

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Just here to clean up.

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(breathes in, then sighs)
I can’t keep up anymore.

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If I don’t stop who’s doing this, everybody’s
going to be pixels.

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Let me fix faces!

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I’m real fast at it.

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No, Goofball.

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Every face you put back together turns out…
weird.

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We need information.

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Ask these people about what they saw before
the murders happened.

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You’re not going to be useful, are you?

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(silly face)

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Ok I’ll be helpful.

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Let’s go.

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…. Oh it’s so cute!

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Why hello there.

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If you want to get pets or pet any of the
pets, let me know.

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All pets are half off this week with our Hey
There Was A Murder Outside sale!

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Actually I wanted to ask about that.

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Did you see what happened?

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I saw everything.

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Guy was white with blue ears, about 900 x
900 pixels.

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Average.

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Couldn’t make out the details, only saw
the back of her head as she ran off.

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How could you tell it was a woman?

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Uhhh, we’re all kind of the same person?...

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She dropped this notebook.

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You didn’t turn this in to the authorities?

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(barking)

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No…

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Smart guy.

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Huh.

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That’s it, that’s the answer!

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It was the anime club.

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No, no.

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One notebook of detailed murder plots - that
could be anybody!

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We need more evidence.

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A murder?

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The only thing that’s dead in here is your
cooking!

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Look at this!

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This isn’t a taco: this is a crusty slab
with circles on it.

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Where’s my meat?

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Where’s my lettuce?

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You.

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Eat this.

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Eat this.

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I- I don’t wanna.

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EAT IT!

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You wanna serve circle tool food to your customers?

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All of you get out!

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Go back to eating cup ramen in your parents’
basement!

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GET OUT!

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Unbelievable.

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You found this the day of the murder?

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Yes.

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The students here make some terrible stuff,
but this had actual poison in it.

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Ugh!

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Next thing we know, there’s a crowd outside
around a pile of pixel dust.

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I thought somebody’s amateur cooking had
killed someone, but it was the salt from that

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prepackaged garbage.

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Plus the poison.

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Mind if I keep this?

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Throw it out.

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Trash belongs in the trash.

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Well, I’ve got an empty cup of ramen.

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What did you get?

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I got a wallet, keys, and a car!

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Hmmm.

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… I think we better visit the anime club.

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(squeals gayly)

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(squeals cutely)

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(man voice)
Animation!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I hate this.

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I’m not going to tell you anything until
you admit that Japanese animation is superior

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to all other animation.

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Japanese animation is superior to all other
animation.

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Oh really?

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Then who is the best character in Sailor Moon?

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Uhhhhh.

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Sonic!

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I’m telling you, it was the anime club.

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Yep.

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How are we going to stop them from killing
off anything that isn’t anime?

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I’ve got an idea!

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Haha, only an idiot would fall for this.

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We got someone.

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I swear on my life, if that’s you in the
box Goofball I’m going to put a tiny cake

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where you won’t be able to reach it.

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Hah, you were expecting a surprise, but IT
WAS ME, D-

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Termina, what are you doing?

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You can’t just throw people in the garbage!

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Trash belongs in the trash.

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Then throw this one out.

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(THUD)

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Hee hee, this is fun!

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I knew that was too simple!

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Now I finally get to meet who is behind all
this.

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Hnnnngh.

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Hnnnngh!

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I can’t give up!

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I need to save this city before it’s too
late.

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Aw, what about me?

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?! How did you escape the duct tape?

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With determination!

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And a little bit of muscle.

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RRRAGH!

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And now that I’ve got you, I intend to destroy
every face of yours until there’s nothing

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left.

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Bring it.

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Ahh!

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That hurt.

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You didn’t have to actually hit me!

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Look, I’m bleeding!

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Owww!

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Why?

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Aaaahh!

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Aaaaaah!

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AAAaHAAHAGH!

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Why don’t you pixellate me already?

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Because of that annoying thing you always
do.

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What?

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I need to save the city.

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Hm.

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I see your point.

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But that means I can stop you.

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(insane laughter)

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You can’t destroy me.

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I am Gin, the beginning of all things.

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Why do you keep killing creativity, originality,
inspiration?

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Because those aren’t what people want.

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You’ve been outside the city.

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You know.

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People want reviews of existing stuff.

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Top Tens.

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Fan animation.

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OCs!

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We have to cater to that.

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Have to.

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N-no!

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We should be making things because we want
to, not because it’s popular!

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Creating for the fun of it.

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That’s the view of a child.

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Everything you see around you, do you think
it was free?

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There’s a price to pay.

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As long as I keep you down, the city produces
what people want.

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After today I’ll finally be able to finish
it.

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My city of memes!

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Oh god you’re evil.

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I’m a business person.

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Fea, Pair, talk to her.

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Gin is right.

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(unintelligible gurgling)
Creativity isn’t worth much.

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It’s easier to use what’s already popular.

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(spaghetti sucking sounds)

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Dude, Fea.

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C’mon.

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Sorry.

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Fan animations are the only reason somebody
like you gets any attention.

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You’ll never be able to catch up to a real
artist by working hard.

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Your art is bad.

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You have no art degree, no experience.

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Kids draw better than you.

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Artists have natural talent.

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You’re not talented.

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You’ll never be as good as they are.

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Face it.

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It’s time to quit.

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Your animation sucks.

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You suck.

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I know.

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(music)

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So that’s it?

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You really did give up.

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I’m still putting the faces together.

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But you’re not finishing them.

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Well I mean look at Creativity.

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Do you really want to unleash that on the
world?

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Yes!

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(exasperated sigh)
She’d just get taken apart again.

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Unlike me, stuck here in meme hell forever.

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I come back no matter what.

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You know what?

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I do give up.

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I quit.

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I can’t do this anymore.

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What do I do now?

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Termina!

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Thanks to your inactivity, profits are up
and we’ve got more customers than ever before.

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We might actually be able to make it!

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Yeah, that’s great.

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Except the way the city is now, I don’t
care about it.

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I didn’t come here to talk.

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Then what did you want to do?

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This.

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(rain)

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(music)