This song answers the burning question: What if pharynx was a rapper living in the 90's who liked funky music and we could only see things from his perspective?

I decided it was time to make another silly song for you all to enjoy. I hope this song makes you laugh so hard that you forget about the fact that I am not a very good rapper. I would like to preemptively apologize to all the serious rappers in the fandom.

Awesome Art:

Pharynx by mysticalpha
https://mysticalpha.deviantart.com/art/Pharynx-702275921

Vector #756 - Pharynx by DashieSparkle
https://dashiesparkle.deviantart.com/art/Vector-756-Pharynx-702167789

BlueBrony drawings by VanillaStarburst
http://vanillastarburst.deviantart.com/


lyrics:

(yeah, lets start at the top)
So my name is Pharynx of the Changeling Hoarde
These were my streets this was my hood
I was even the top of security
So it wasn’t so bad, sort of, ok maybe

Well the queen is gone and hive’s all fuzzy
Really makes me want to punch a bunny
Or a bugbear or a princess or this green moss stuff YEAH
That’ll show ‘em… (Wait is that a MAULWURF)

INTRUDER INTRUDER now this is my chance
Somebody’s gotta keep up patrols round here
Now I’ll bring them forward and he’ll lock them away…
(OR LET THEM GO OH SURE YEAH THAT’S)

GREAT Balls of fire do they never shut up
Starbutt or Tripsy or whoever they are
I can’t believe that my brother likes such lame
Wait… Actually that makes sense

Well I won’t ever listen to them that’s for sure
I don’t even know why they try. They can take their
Namby-Pamby friendship lessons
And shove it right up their

Thorax my brother he’s an ok guy
It’s everybody else that’s stupid with their
craft time and potlucks and swing dance and other
fun things (I don’t care about at all)

Right that Maulwurf is out there and must be stopped
Its hard to fight alone but who cares I don’t
I just need to make sure that its super far away
Wait are those ponies LEADING IT HERE

That’s it! I QUIT! IM DONE! I CANT EVEN! THE STUPID IS OVERWHELMING! I DON’T EVEN LIKE SWING DANCING! I’M OUTTA HERE! ADIOS! IT WAS NICE NOT REALLY KNOWING YOU! I COULD PUNCH A MAULWURF IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW! I HATE GREEN MOSS STUFF! WHO NEEDS LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE ANYWAY? NOT ME! NO SIR! THE HOLES IN MY BODY ARE DEFINITELY NOT A METAPHOR FOR MY FEELINGS OF INADEQECY IN AN UNFAMILIAR ENVIRONMENT! AND EVEN IF THEY WERE, I WOULD HIDE THEM IN A TOUGH EXTERIOR SHELL SO THAT YOU WOULDN’T REALIZE IT!


Download (pay what you want):
https://bluebrony.bandcamp.com/track/namby-pamby

Instrumental:
https://soundcloud.com/chesterstudios/namby-pamby-instrumental

It's always fun to do a silly song. It was really fun explaining to my mom that the shouting she was hearing was just part of a song I was recording X-).

One thing I want to do is to give some more credit where it is due. Even though this song had very little to do with anything, I want to give glory to God. He is my inspiration, what gets me out of bed, who puts a song in my heart, and provides for my needs. I would be hopelessly lost without him. So, to God be the Glory!