Lyrics:

I got the earth pony blues, sad to say
Ain't got no magic horn to take my troubles away
If I had wings, do you think I'd stay?
I'd burn this whole damn place and fly away
But what I got is a plow and an apple on my behind
And a fourteen hour day that drives me out of my mind

We all know her name for her words and her deeds
Her name is Rainbow Dash and she's the spirit of speed
She can finish her chores in ten seconds flat
Spends her days in the clouds, wish I could do that
She naps in my trees with the birds and the bees
And has the gall to eat their fruit for free

Twilight Sparkle, you were trying to be kind
Asked me about my favorite books that one time
Well I don't read because I got fields to weed
Apples to buck and Apples to feed
Twilight Sparkle, I respect your mind
But you can take your fancy books and stick 'em up your behind

I got the earth pony blues, sad to say
Ain't got no magic horn to take my troubles away
If I had wings, do you think I'd stay?
I'd burn this whole damn place and fly away
But what I got is a plow and an apple on my behind
And a fourteen hour day that drives me out of my mind

(Fiddle solo)

Eeyup, ain't nothing to do but sing
Eeyup, ain't nothing to do but sing
Eeyup, ain't nothing to do but sing for your troubles cause they're here to stay

I got the earth pony blues, sad to say
Ain't got no magic horn to take my troubles away
If I had wings, do you think I'd stay?
I'd burn this whole damn place and fly away
But what I got is a plow and an apple on my behind
And a fourteen hour day that drives me out of my mind