Now on Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?osu9hx6lj1wkz2z And SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/r1chard-1-1/find-a-gun-find-a-pet-parody A new song for you to enjoy! Featuring the Scout and Medic as our main vocalists. Having finished end-of-semester exams, and now getting over a cold, I've managed to get myself in gear for a new song for you! Hope you like it! Team Fortress 2 (C): Valve Friendship is Magic (C): Hasbro Original composition (C): Daniel Ingram Lyrics: Medic: Now then, Scout, Mein freund, I cannot express my delight For it's abundantly clear That somewhere in here Is a weapon to suit you just right Scout: I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance The weapon I get simply has to be awesome and cool! Medic: 'Awesome, cool, got it!' There are so many wonderful choices, just wait and see! Scout: I need to stay fast so those dummies can't keep up with me. Medic: Jawohl! How 'bout some bear claws? They're big and furry and swift as can be! Scout: 'Big, and furry? Have you even met me?' Medic: Scout, have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is the gun that'll get you Come on, the sky's the limit! Scout: Sky is good. I'd like it to match me when I jump. Medic: Really? Because I think this little sentry has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Ohoho, I think he likes you! Scout: Um... pass. Medic: I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There's a Cow Mangler here, To strike in the fear... Scout: Why would I have this, just why? Medic: Well, I did see a Soldier soar 20 feet through the air when he used it. Scout: That's it. I'm outta here. Medic: Wait! There must be a gun here Let's see on the computer How 'bout a Machina, or Reserve Shooter? Scout: Make it better, and cooler! Medic: Better, cooler. Right. I've got just the thing in that car, Scout Meet your awesome gun, Natascha! Scout: It's a freaking minigun. Medic: Not just any minigun, it slows down your enemies! OOF! Ugh... Was ist los? Scout: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying... Medic, old pal, this won't cut it Coz those dummies shouldn't keep up with me I need something swifter, something fast, to shoot them down while I defy gravity! Medic: I'm guessing you want something to match your speed and agility. Scout: Oh yeah, you're real smart poindexter! Medic: Schweinehunde... Ahem... I have so many wonderful weapons to make you an ace! Like a Force-of-Nature or a Blaster owned by Baby Face! Scout: Better. Any more? Medic: Ja. How 'bout a Pistol, Scattergun, or a Winger? There's so many wonderful weapons the likes of that Sandman, or Boston Basher! They are both good thrashers! Or maybe you want to go simple and just use this bat? Scout: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many. So many choices, and such riches aplenty Medic: Not a bad thing to have, if you ask me. Scout: Scattergun would be awesome, but the Blaster I like too Is there anything worth more than a stripey hat? Medic: No. But I've got a Soda Popper, which might just suit you Scout: What to do, what to do? *gasp* A prize! That's it! There's really just one way To find out which weapon is best Try 'em out with speed, agility, and guts That will put each one to the test! Medic: Don't forget style, that should be considered Scout: Then we'll know for sure what's best in the litter Medic: The one who is awesome and cool Scout: Just like me Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best Both: So a contest we will see Scout: Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest gun Both: In the world for me Medic: Let the games Both: Begin And may the best gun win!