An ORIGINAL song? By a man who makes parodies? WHAT IS THIS!?!? This is an entirely original song me and my good friend AceOfGamesUK wrote and sung and recorded way back in 2011, or '12, I forget which. And now it's here for you to enjoy! NOTE: Vocals were done on an old headset, hence the different sound. Just Cause 2 (C): Square Enix Lyrics and Vocals by: 24RailwayCuttings and AceOfGamesUK Music by: 24RailwayCuttings Lyrics: So I took a long flight to the island of Panau, Where I discovered that heavy stuff was going down, So the agency, Told me I had to be, A friend to the rebel factions and merge with the crowd. Panau is now run by this guy named Panay, He's the President of the island but starting today, I'm taking orders from the boss, And cause chaos, Which is a whole lot more fun than it sounds, I dare say. [Chorus] So come on baby take a ride with me, As we soar across the island and the sights to see So come with me, as we fly, by, parachute Down through valleys and rivers we shall run, As we down a whole platoon with a heavy gun, Under the sun, as we fly, by, parachute. So I teamed up with the Reapers, sporting in red, And took the mission or whatever that woman said, Head to a military base, And then wreck up the place, And avoid the security without losing my head. Then the Ulars and the Roaches can put up a fight, So we'll do the same thing again, but it's fun, alright? So I shoot down some guys, And watch them drop like flies, And I'll still be soaring through the night [Chorus] So come on baby take a ride with me, As we soar across the island and the sights to see So come with me, as we fly, by, parachute Can't wait to see the face of Baby Panay, When he decides to come out of hiding one day, To disarray, whilst we fly, by, parachute (guitar solo bridge) So, military bases begin to fall, One by one, and no statues are standing tall, The whole place is a ruin, And when trouble's brewing, All my rebel friends come and join the brawl. So I'm hiding in the trees and sneaking around, While the military track me like bloodthirsty hounds, I know I gotta be swift, Not even ask for lift, I'm gonna take off faster than the speed of sound! [Final chorus] So come on baby take a ride with me, As we soar across the island and the sights to see So come with me, as we fly, by, parachute Down through valleys and rivers we shall run, As we down a whole platoon with a heavy gun, Under the sun, as we fly, by, parachute. Can't wait to see the face of Baby Panay, When he decides to come out of hiding one day, To disarray, whilst we fly, by, parachute So come on baby take a ride with me, As we soar across the island and the sights to see So come with me, as we fly, by, parachute