A Campfire Song from Chuckles for Dustcar Race 23, with responses from Chompy, Direct Current, Violet Ray, Snowy Charm, and Santa Pone,


Hey everypony let me teach you a spell 
I learned from a zebra by a wishin well
I said evil enchantress impart to me
A spell to help me sing on key
Now, repeat after me

And she said 
Bubble gum walrus Ticky tack shoe
Wallaby puddlehop pickle shampoo
Artichoke Pom Pom jellyfish joys
That’ll cure your singin voice

I said thanks so much for the spell and the fun
Do you have the time for another one?
I’m not a clever pony. You can see from the start.
Could you make me a just a little bit more smart.

And she said
Up, down, left side
A, B, select, and now right
Double crouch, tap A again
And that’ll fix your broken brain

Hoodoo horse you’ve been so kind
I’ve got another thing on my mind
I wake in the mornin to aches and pains
And keep findin white hairs in my mane

And she said
Widdershins sunwise raspberry jam
Calico candle pelican pram 
Stomp your hooves, repeat what I sung
Tomorrow morning you’ll feel quite young

Hey witch doctor, you’re a mare of the world
You know money talks like a highschool girl
So, pretty miss Zeeb could you teach me to cast
An incantation for a wad o cash

She said
Billygoat tadpole zodiac zoo
Parallax popcorn meteor moon
Corollary cabbage coconut loins
And poof a big old chest of coins

I said Magic Mare could you teach me a hex
Golds all good, but I really want-

Dear Zebra lady, in the end
The spell I want most is the one for a friend

She said
Chinchilla morning dew
Dolemite chopsticks bugaboo
Take my hoof and I guarantee 
That you have found a friend in me

Art by Red Palette