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(Looks like character entrance)

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Hmmm... That's one doomed space marine.

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(Epic entrance of Duke Nukem. Anyone at all remember that guy?)

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Hail to the King, baby!

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(Attention! Smoking is poisonous)

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(But Duke smokes for show, so he is allowed)

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Power armor is for pussies!

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(Duke is definitely looking for a fight)

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(Doom accepted the challenge)

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(What a twist!)

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Holy cow! (Duke is shocked)

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