A parody of "Jack Sparrow" by The Lonely Island.

MP3: http://k17.me/dump/Derpy%20Hooves.mp3
Prison's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/prisonfishy
I was invited by Celestia Radio's Prison to join in a parody song. Needless to say, it was FUN :3

~Lyrics~
Prisonfishy, Derpy Hooves
Together on the track
the foals are back!
Fun starts now filly trot with us
fillies snappin at their necks when they trottin up
knock the barn doors ain't no stoppin us
order donuts at the bar like i gives a buck
fillies walleyed when we trot into the set
buck the colts they just dolts lookin up to get wet
cutie mark on my flank
flank in my seat
you either get hugs, get love, or get treats

THIS IS THE TALE OF A MAILMARE NAMED DERPY
MUFFINS SO GREAT ALL UP IN MY MOUTH
A MYSTICAL QUEST IN THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA
GOLDEN LOCKS SWAY IN THE CLOUDSDALE BREEZE

yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
buyin' up the salt lick so the fillies show us love
motherbuckin ice colt i'm the top pony
heater on blast i'm the #1 brony
watch it foal cause i ain't your mister nice colt
more like the mister take you home and buck you thrice colt
all dressed up with nowhere to run
i make you feel like rarity
NOW BACK TO THE MUFFINS

FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN SHE YEARNED FOR MUFFINS
MISS DITZY DOO JUST DERPIN IT UP
SHE'S THE HERPER OF THE DERP
THE JESTER OF EQUESTRIA
BUT IN PINKIE PIE'S BASEMENT, WHAT LIES IN STORE?

put your hooves in the air and say hay yeah cmon
from the front to the back holla applejack cmon
derpy hooves i'm really gonna need you to focus up
ROGER THAT LEMME TRY WITH ANOTHER MARE

LIFE IS A TRAY OF MUFFINS FOR THIS PEPPY PEGASI
THOUGH I'M NOT A CLEVER PONY, YOU BET YOUR FLANK I TRY
OKAY BUT I'M A MAILMARE
AND DERPY HOOVES IS MY NAME
ONE DAY I'M GONNA RULE THE WORLD AND PUT YOU ALL TO SHAME

~blather~

THIS IS THE TALE OF DERPY THE FUHRER
PONYVILLE FLAME, WITH THE CLOUDSDALE NUTS
I GOT A UNICORN KID, AND HER NAME IS DINKY
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A MUFFIN JUST WAITING TO GET MUNCHED

~moar stuff~