Remember the first time you got into the fandom?
How it was?
My how times have changed.
Excepts my skill at singing, that's still the same.

Parody of Common People by Pulp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

Download here http://www.mediafire.com/download/4dg57ty4fq6d33p/Brony+People.mp3

LYRICS

She came from tumblr and was kind of random
She had an interest in the pony fandom
And so she, said to me
You Bronies always seem so happy
All the other groups are kind of crappy
I said why
But she just looked into my eyes and said

I want to live like brony people
I want to do whatever brony people do
I want to sleep with brony people
I want to sleep with brony people but not you
Well I thought she was screwed.
She really hasn’t thought this through

I sat her down at my computer
I opened chrome
And I logged into /mlp
With a sense of glee
I said pretend that you’re retarded
She look scared and said I’ve barely started
I said eeyup
There’s no one else with a brain here

Are you sure?
You want to live like brony people?
You want see whatever brony people see
You want to sperg with brony people
You want to sperg with brony people like me

But she couldn’t see it clear
So I just whispered in her ear

Wear fedoras, grow a beard
Become the thing your parents feared
Be a fag and a massive tool
Watch the movies during school
Until the bullies call you names
While you waste money on the games
Painting all you have bright pink
There’s no turning back when you’re on the brink

You’ll never live like brony people
You’ll never buy the plushies brony people do
You’ll never clop like brony people
You’ll never make an OC based off of you
And spend your lunchtimes  on the loo
Cause there’s nothing out there for you

Sing along with the brony people
Sing along till the music makes you spew
Laugh along with the brony people
Laugh along with the bronies with their waifus
And spill spaghetti on your shoes
Because it’s what we like to do

Every brony is full of mystery
Always delete your browsing history
And then, when you’re alone just go again
When you’re ready you can try the forums
And when no one’s suspecting, fill it with gore
And they’ll hate you for it
Then come back for more

You will never live this down
This is your new way of life
All your family now replaced
By a technicolour horse
Posters cover all your walls
When you sleep their smiles
Will keep you company at night

Wear fedoras, grow a beard
Become the thing your parents feared
Be a fag and a massive tool
Watch the movies during school
Until the bullies call you names
While you waste money on the games
Painting all you have bright pink
There’s no turning back when you’re on the brink

You’ll never live like brony people
You’ll never buy the plushies brony people do
You’ll never clop like brony people
You’ll never make an OC based off of you
And spend your lunch on the loo
Cause there’s nothing out there for you

I want to live with brony people like you....