I never used to know what most of this song meant.
I miss those days.

parody of this song by Natalie Imbruglia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYAhku6gKQA

download here http://www.mediafire.com/download/4c3jzt2x521vq5w/P%2Arn.mp3

LYRICS

I was just surfing on the internet
Just browsing art of MLP, nothing too bad yet
Till I saw some I would not forget

It was Pinkie with some other girl
She had something weird between her legs
They were going for a whirl
I thought I was going to hurl

What the heck is wrong with them?
And what the heck is SnM
This is so damn wrong
Who made all this porn?

This is out of hand
This cannot be real
There’s images of Twilight
holding Trixie to the floor
I don’t understand
I don’t know what’s the deal
I’m trying to find some Fluttershy
But all I see is porn
Tell me if you can
Why there’s so much porn

Now it’s Doctor Whooves with Mayor Mare
What’s that he’s got? No that’s too big
That shouldn’t fit in there
I’ve never seen so many veins and now

I’m really scared of what is next
Who came up with pony sex?
This has gone too long
There’s just too much porn

I cannot believe
That this stuff exists
It’s Celestia and Flash
Doing what I’ve heard is vore
Send me some reprieve
This cannot persist
It happy singing ponies
Making friendship and then porn
What does this achieve?
What is with this porn?

The CMC are getting wild
Oh come on, Spike’s just a child
Am I too far gone?
Save me from this porn

I am losing faith
I can’t believe my eyes
Sombra’s in a noose
And rubbing poop on Luna’s horn
Cadence stuffed her face
With Shining’s spunk filled pies
We need to shut the whole net down
Because it’s filled with porn

What’s with all the chains?
Can someone tell me why?
There’s slime all in their bits
I can’t take it anymore
No one can be saved
Everything is porn