WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.400 --> 00:00:06.400 Phil: We now join Fluttershy, who is all alone and defenseless in the fields, 00:00:06.400 --> 00:00:12.400 about to be attacked by a strange creature. Awwww yeah. 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:15.040 FS: Oh Lordy! It's the boogie man! 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:19.600 FS: Aw, ain't you a cute little critter. Here, have this apple. 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:23.700 FS: Oh, why am I so bad with animals? 00:00:30.200 --> 00:00:34.800 TS: Spike, no one likes me. You're great with ponies, how do I get friends? 00:00:34.800 --> 00:00:38.590 S: Actually, I don't even think I've hung out with any of your pony friends. 00:00:38.590 --> 00:00:42.300 TS: I don't have time for your facts! Just tell me how to make friends. 00:00:42.300 --> 00:00:46.000 S: Oh, I don't know. Try telling jokes or something. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:50.000 TS: Jokes, huh? Hey Mrs. Cake, where's Pinkie Pie? 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:52.230 Mrs. Cake: The damn filly's over there eating all my chocolate. 00:00:52.230 --> 00:00:55.370 TS: Pinkie! Listen to this. Mmhmm. 00:00:55.370 --> 00:00:58.000 Talk about eye candy! 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.100 PP: Uh, what? TS: It's my new joke! 00:01:00.100 --> 00:01:02.200 PP: Aww, yeah, OK... TS: Did you like it? 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:05.400 PP: Uh, maybe work on it a bit, hey? TS: Awww. 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:07.900 FS: Oh, hallelujahs; it's a safe house. 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:10.900 TS: Hey Fluttershy! You want to hear my new joke? 00:01:10.900 --> 00:01:12.260 PP: Oh no. 00:01:12.260 --> 00:01:15.000 FS: Oh, maybe later. Look what I found! 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:18.800 TS: Oh my goodness, they're adorable! I want that one! 00:01:18.800 --> 00:01:20.840 FS: Oh, well actually they're all mine. 00:01:20.840 --> 00:01:28.400 TS: Haha! Oh Fluttershy! Weak willed, silly little Fluttershy. I said I want that one! 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:32.000 FS: Oh, I hate being shy. Just take the damn thing. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:35.690 TS: Hey Pinkie, you want to steal another of Fluttershy's new friends? 00:01:35.690 --> 00:01:38.780 PP: An orc? You crazy bro, you know I'm team Frodo! 00:01:38.780 --> 00:01:41.100 TS: What the heck are you talking about? 00:01:41.100 --> 00:01:43.100 FS: Oh, don't mind her, she's crazy. 00:01:43.100 --> 00:01:45.400 TS: Talk about eye candy! 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:46.400 FS: Uh, what? 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.700 TS: It's my new joke! Do you like it? 00:01:48.700 --> 00:01:51.100 FS: Maybe keep working on it. TS: Ugh... 00:01:51.100 --> 00:01:54.280 R: Rainbow Dash! Stop moving or I will stab you. 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:56.400 RD: But you're just going to freaking stab me anyway. 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:59.200 R: Well... yeah, you're right. I probably will. 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.000 TS: Wow Rarity! Talk about eye candy! 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.800 RD: Uh, what? R: I ain't gay! 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:05.340 TS: No, it's my new joke. 00:02:05.340 --> 00:02:07.000 R: I think it needs a bit more work. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:08.800 RD: I think it needs a bit more shut up. 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:13.100 TS: Will it make things better if I give you one of these things that I stole from Fluttershy? 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:14.700 R: All is forgiven! 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:16.700 RD: Oh my goodness, this is the best thing ever! 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:20.900 I haven't been this happy since I was adopted for a whole week. My personal record. 00:02:20.900 --> 00:02:23.900 PP: Aw, bros, what are you doing! Those things are servants of Sauron! 00:02:23.900 --> 00:02:25.500 R: Shove off Pinkie. 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:27.560 PP: No you shove off, this is my house! 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:28.900 R: No it's not, it's mine! 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:31.600 PP: It is? Oh balls, I think I had too much chocolate again. 00:02:31.600 --> 00:02:34.980 TS: And everyone loved my joke today, Spike! 00:02:34.980 --> 00:02:38.900 S: I don't know master, I heard your joke was pretty bad. 00:02:38.900 --> 00:02:41.600 TS: No! Shut up! They all like it! Go to bed! 00:02:41.600 --> 00:02:43.600 Phil: The next day... 00:02:44.100 --> 00:02:48.600 TS: Oh what the... damn it! Spike, have you been having babies again? 00:02:48.700 --> 00:02:51.300 S: No master, not since the surgery. 00:02:51.300 --> 00:02:55.300 TS: Oh this sucks! I don't think anyone could be having a worse day than this. 00:02:55.300 --> 00:02:56.900 RD: My new family's trying to kill me again! 00:02:56.900 --> 00:02:59.200 R: Bloody moths ate holes in all my clothes! 00:02:59.300 --> 00:03:01.800 PP: Rarity, I need you to help me summon the Riders of Rohan! 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:04.500 R: Pinkie stop making references, they're not funny. 00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:05.700 TS: Talk about eye candy! 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:06.900 R: Shut up, Twilight. 00:03:06.900 --> 00:03:08.400 RD: Why does everything I love hate me? 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:14.000 TS: To the Fluttershymobile! I mean house. Fluttershy, you're bad with animals; how do we kill these things? 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.200 FS: I don't know. 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:18.440 TS: It's so nice to have a useful pony like you around, Fluttershy. 00:03:18.440 --> 00:03:22.620 Applejack! You're everyone's favourite! Help us get rid of these things. 00:03:22.620 --> 00:03:24.600 AJ: All right then, but it'll cost you. 00:03:24.600 --> 00:03:26.390 TS: Don't worry, Fluttershy's paying. 00:03:26.390 --> 00:03:27.800 FS: But I can't afford that. 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.900 AJ: It's a deal then. All right, everyone do as I say. 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:40.000 AJ: All right, that should be the last of them. 00:03:42.600 --> 00:03:45.300 TS: Way to go, Fluttershy. Way to go. 00:03:45.300 --> 00:03:46.800 FS: I'm just so shy. 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:48.350 RD: They're going into town! 00:03:48.350 --> 00:03:51.100 AJ: Oh no you don't! That's my town, get your own! 00:03:51.100 --> 00:03:52.640 TS: Hang on, I've got an idea. 00:03:52.640 --> 00:03:55.000 Z: Hmm, now what rhymes with beetroot? 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:56.700 TS: Zecora! Z: What? Argh! 00:03:57.800 --> 00:03:59.800 Z: You jive turkey! I was in the zone! 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:03.200 TS: I made a problem and I need someone else to fix it for me, can you help? 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:05.600 Z: Dude, that's a parasprite! I ain't going near that! 00:04:05.600 --> 00:04:07.200 TS: Oh, pretty please? 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:12.060 Z: Life may be tough, but it ain't that bad! Did you know there's a city called Stalingrad? 00:04:12.060 --> 00:04:13.500 TS: I'll just leave you alone then. 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:16.600 Z: Word! Beetroot... beetroot, HEATROOT! 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:17.800 TS: ZECORA ONE MORE THING! 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:18.870 Z: What is it now! 00:04:18.870 --> 00:04:21.700 TS: Talk about eye candy... 00:04:21.700 --> 00:04:23.610 Z: Yo, honky, what are you saying? 00:04:23.610 --> 00:04:25.300 TS: Just let it sink in. 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:26.200 Z: Get out of my house. 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:31.300 TS: Well that was a wast of time. I'm just glad Princess Celestia isn't here to see this mess. 00:04:31.300 --> 00:04:34.000 PC: Surprise inspection slash tea party! 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.100 TS: Damn it! Princess Celestia you can't go in there yet. 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:40.000 PC: Balls to you, it's my kingdom, I'll go where I want. 00:04:45.900 --> 00:04:47.700 TS: Uh, surprise? 00:04:47.700 --> 00:04:50.400 PC: Well, talk about eye candy! 00:04:50.400 --> 00:04:54.030 Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Why are you laughing? 00:04:54.030 --> 00:04:56.200 Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Stop laughing... 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:58.219 Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Stop laughing!