WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.600 --> 00:00:05.200 TS: Spike! S: Ugh... what is it master? 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:06.700 TS: Do you think I look pretty? 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:09.500 S: I'm not sure I understand, master. 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:11.500 TS: I need you to tell me I look pretty. 00:00:11.500 --> 00:00:12.700 S: Uh...... 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:16.580 TS: Spike, you have to tell me or I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:17.700 S: UUUUGGGGHHHH 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:19.300 TS: Spike! S: AUGH! 00:00:19.300 --> 00:00:22.000 TS: It's OK Spike, you were having a bad dream. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:25.800 S: Actually master, you are the one who is dreaming. 00:00:25.869 --> 00:00:29.000 TS: Augh! What! The... 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:39.600 TS: Don't fall asleep Spike. Strange things happen in dreams... 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:45.600 MM: Hello everypony and welcome to our third annual Winter Wrap-Up. Why we do this three times a year I do not know. 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:48.200 All of you have have been assigned to teams, except for Twilight, 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:53.000 because Rainbow Dash told me it would be a very funny prank if she did not get a team. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:55.650 Also I am not on a team because of good reasons. 00:00:55.650 --> 00:00:58.500 UP: You're just going to stay inside and sleep all day. 00:00:58.500 --> 00:01:02.530 MM: Oh, no no no. That is not true. Shut up and go away. 00:01:02.530 --> 00:01:07.100 RD: And then I was all like, "Don't give Twilight a team, it'll be totally worth it to see the look on her face". 00:01:07.100 --> 00:01:08.200 I wish I could have been there. 00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:10.790 TS: Rainbow Dash, you get down here right now! 00:01:10.790 --> 00:01:12.300 RD: Aw, shoot. 00:01:12.300 --> 00:01:14.060 TS: What are you trying to pull? 00:01:14.060 --> 00:01:18.310 RD: Oh, uh, hey Twilight. Um, uh, ah... 00:01:18.310 --> 00:01:23.500 ah..... ah hey I.... wait, no... I have to go. 00:01:23.500 --> 00:01:26.060 TS: Hey you get back here, I'm speaking to you! 00:01:26.060 --> 00:01:28.900 RD: Oh, sorry Twilight, I can't hear you. I'm going through a tunnel or something. 00:01:28.900 --> 00:01:30.430 TS: You're in the sky! 00:01:30.430 --> 00:01:33.700 RD: I can't hear you Twilight. Haha, totally fooled her. 00:01:33.700 --> 00:01:36.979 TS: Rarity, I need you to help me get revenge on Rainbow Dash. 00:01:36.979 --> 00:01:38.000 R: Oh, again? 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.299 TS: Yeah, I know, I know. 00:01:40.299 --> 00:01:41.900 R: Did you try breaking her wings? 00:01:41.900 --> 00:01:43.200 TS: No, she flew away. 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:44.720 R: Should've broken her wings then. 00:01:44.720 --> 00:01:46.700 TS: Do you have any other ideas? 00:01:46.700 --> 00:01:49.729 R: Oh, well I'd love to help, but I've got all this work to do. 00:01:49.729 --> 00:01:52.000 TS: Aww, I wish I had a job. 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.500 R: Really? It's unpaid. 00:01:53.500 --> 00:01:55.000 TS: Really? R: Yep. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.590 TS: I see... 00:01:56.590 --> 00:01:59.710 Hey Pinkie Pie, can I spend the rest of the day ice skating with you? 00:01:59.710 --> 00:02:00.700 PP: Aw, yeah, K. 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:02.720 TS: Whoa, Whoa! 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:04.600 PP: Oh, Twilight, you're so silly. 00:02:04.600 --> 00:02:06.490 TS: I am so silly. 00:02:06.490 --> 00:02:08.100 PP: You silly filly you. 00:02:08.100 --> 00:02:10.179 TS: Sure beats working all day. 00:02:10.179 --> 00:02:11.800 PP: Aw, bro, this is work! 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:14.860 TS: It is? Aw, I don't want to ice skate anymore. 00:02:14.860 --> 00:02:16.700 TS: Hey Fluttershy, what are you doing? 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:19.780 FS: I'm waking up all of the animals out of their hibernation! 00:02:19.780 --> 00:02:22.600 TS: Aren't you supposed to wait until the snow's gone first? 00:02:22.600 --> 00:02:25.000 FS: But I thought the snow was gone. 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:26.730 TS: But you're standing in it! 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:28.700 FS: Oops, thought that was dandruff. 00:02:28.700 --> 00:02:31.100 TS: You're a detriment to society, Fluttershy. 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:34.290 FS: I don't even know what that means. TS: Exactly. 00:02:34.290 --> 00:02:36.500 FS: I'm gonna wake up more animals now! 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:39.120 TS: Did you not listen to what I just told you? 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:42.700 FS: Waking up animals is the funnest thing since slicing bread! 00:02:42.700 --> 00:02:44.200 TS: Oh, it can't be that good. 00:02:44.200 --> 00:02:45.700 FS: Just have a go! 00:02:45.700 --> 00:02:50.500 TS: Uh, fine, I'll wake up the stupid animals, this is going to be the dumbest thing I've ever done. 00:02:50.500 --> 00:02:51.700 Snakes: Surprise Butt-Snakes! 00:02:51.700 --> 00:02:54.700 TS: OMG! OMG! This is so not LOL! 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:56.750 S: Quick master! To the bathroom! 00:02:56.750 --> 00:03:00.100 TS: Are you sure tomato juice is good for snake bites? 00:03:00.100 --> 00:03:03.500 S: I am a talking dragon. 00:03:03.500 --> 00:03:05.400 TS: So is that a "yes" then? 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:07.900 S: Tomato juice is good for everything. 00:03:07.900 --> 00:03:09.700 TS: I think I peed in the tub. 00:03:09.700 --> 00:03:11.000 S: More tomato juice then! 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:13.200 TS: (cough) Stop it Spike! I can't breathe! 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:17.200 AJ: Oh, well, top of the morning to you, Twilight. Any reason you smell like a salad? 00:03:17.200 --> 00:03:19.540 TS: Spike was covering me in his juices. 00:03:19.540 --> 00:03:25.700 AJ: You know what, let's just pretend I didn't ask anything, and that I don't know you, and that you're going away now. Alright? 00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:28.090 TS: But I feel so helpless. 00:03:28.090 --> 00:03:30.400 AJ: I said I don't want to know! 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.700 TS: Spike, help! I've turned into a bush! 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:34.400 S: Did you want more tomato juice? 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:36.720 TS: Wait, hang on a second, I think something's happening. 00:03:36.720 --> 00:03:39.920 AJ: Oi, Rainbow Dash, you idiot. Why didn't you give Twilight a vest? 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:41.600 RD: Uh, because I thought it would be funny. 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:45.800 AJ: It was free labour! Now she's going around doing weird things Celestia knows what. 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:47.800 PP: Me and her were being silly on the ice! 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:50.400 R: We were planning on torturing Rainbow Dash together! 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.100 FS: She was playing with Butt Snakes! 00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:56.269 AJ: I did not actually want to know what she was doing. Why would you tell me that? 00:03:56.269 --> 00:04:00.040 RD: Wow, things are getting so weird in here. I'm going to fly away. 00:04:00.040 --> 00:04:02.000 AJ: Oh, no you don't; get back here! 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:07.830 MM: Hello every pony. Have you finished wrapping up winter yet... You're not done yet! Why have you not done yet? 00:04:07.830 --> 00:04:09.500 AJ: It was Rainbow Dash' fault. 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:13.000 MM: All in favour of nominating Rainbow Dash as the scapegoat. Me. 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:14.200 R: Me FS: I'm shy. 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:16.500 AJ: Me. RD: Me. No, wait; I want a revote! 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:18.600 MM: Too late. RD: Aw, freaking damn it. 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:19.940 TS: Hooray! I'm back now! 00:04:19.940 --> 00:04:20.900 AJ: And where have you been? 00:04:20.900 --> 00:04:22.500 TS: I was playing in the bushes! 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:24.430 AJ: There is something seriously wrong with you. 00:04:24.430 --> 00:04:27.580 TS: I know how we can wrap up winter! Leave it to me! 00:04:27.580 --> 00:04:30.400 MM: Oh, no no no. It can not be done. 00:04:30.400 --> 00:04:32.400 TS: See; I told you I could do it! 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:33.700 MM: How did you do that? 00:04:33.700 --> 00:04:41.979 TS: There were, like, hundreds of ponies just not helping at all. I mean, didn't you think it was weird that Rarity was the only one making nests? 00:04:41.979 --> 00:04:43.900 MM: And how did you get them to help? 00:04:43.900 --> 00:04:45.990 TS: I offered to pay them money! 00:04:45.990 --> 00:04:47.700 MM: How are you going to afford that? 00:04:47.700 --> 00:04:50.700 TS: I said I offered, I didn't say I was actually going to pay them. 00:04:50.700 --> 00:04:54.169 MM: Well you did very good, and now everyone is happy with you. 00:04:54.169 --> 00:04:57.250 AJ: We're happy to call you our friend now! BM: Yargh! 00:04:57.250 --> 00:04:58.700 R: I even made you some clothing! 00:04:58.700 --> 00:05:00.300 PP: And Rainbow Dash is dead! 00:05:00.300 --> 00:05:02.000 FS: And I'm not shy anymore? 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.300 TS: This is the best day of my life! 00:05:04.300 --> 00:05:06.600 MM: Yes, but it is a pity you have to wake up now. 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:09.900 TS: What do you mean? What are you talking about? ARGH! 00:05:10.900 --> 00:05:12.000 TS: SON OF A...