WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.400 --> 00:00:07.900 Cheerilee: OK children, I'm out of therapy now, and the doctor says I should be fine, as long as I avoid too much stress. OK. 00:00:07.900 --> 00:00:15.500 And so that's why today, instead of doing our normal classes, we're going to talk about something nice and fun. Cutie Marks! Yay... 00:00:15.500 --> 00:00:22.100 Twist: Shouldn't we be learning things like maths or writing, you know, things that might be useful when we want to get a job one day. 00:00:22.100 --> 00:00:26.400 This school is going down the crapper. Someone should burn it down... 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:28.000 AB: Don't worry, Twist, I've got an idea. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:32.300 Diamond Tiara: Applebloom just doesn't want to learn about cutie marks cause she doesn't have one. 00:00:32.300 --> 00:00:34.700 (laughter at small child) 00:00:41.300 --> 00:00:45.330 T: You're not still mad at me for laughing at you when everyone else was are you? 00:00:45.330 --> 00:00:47.400 AB: You were laughing too? Aww. 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:49.570 DT: Applebloom, who do you keep talking to? 00:00:49.570 --> 00:00:52.590 AB: I'm talking to Twist. Why can't you see her? She's right there. 00:00:52.590 --> 00:00:54.800 Silver Spoon: There's no one there, silly. 00:00:54.800 --> 00:00:58.830 DT: Applebloom's mind is totally blank, just like her flank! 00:00:58.830 --> 00:01:01.200 (laugher again) 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.800 T: You know, you could always just kill them. No one would have to know. 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:07.070 AB: Yeah, maybe... maybe tomorrow. 00:01:07.070 --> 00:01:11.170 T: You should never be afraid to hurt more ponies, Applebloom, it's good for you. 00:01:11.170 --> 00:01:13.700 AB: I guess I'll think about it. Oy, Applejack. 00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:17.600 AJ: Hello there, Applebloom. I little birdie told me someone burned down the schoolhouse this afternoon. 00:01:17.600 --> 00:01:19.100 AB: Twist told me to do it. 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:20.500 AJ: And who the heck is Twist? 00:01:20.500 --> 00:01:22.000 AB: She's my only friend. 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:23.800 AJ: I think you need more friends then. 00:01:23.800 --> 00:01:27.700 AB: No I don't, I need a cutie mark! When am I going to get one? How do I get one? 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:32.200 AJ: Oh, you'll get your cutie mark... when you kill your first pony. 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:35.500 Or when you do pretty much anything else. The whole system's kind of vague, really. 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:37.600 AB: But I want it know! 00:01:37.600 --> 00:01:40.200 AJ: DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO YOUR ELDERS LIKE THAT OR I'LL SMACK YOU! 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:43.700 Now, how would you like to go help me sell some apples? 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:45.020 AB: ok.... 00:01:45.020 --> 00:01:49.300 AJ: Now whatever you, don't get distracted. We're here to make a profit, not make a fool of ourselves. 00:01:49.300 --> 00:01:52.100 AB: Oh, it's a celebrity! AJ: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 00:01:52.100 --> 00:01:56.040 AB: Oy, aren't you that Doctor Whooves fellow from the TV show? I love your work! 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:59.000 Time Turner: Oh, well, actually I had to change my name because of copyright, you know. 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:00.270 AB: What is it now then? 00:02:00.270 --> 00:02:01.600 TT: You can call me Time Turner. 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:04.220 AB: Oh, kind of like Timmy Turner from that other cartoon? 00:02:04.220 --> 00:02:05.800 TT: Oh, damn it! 00:02:05.800 --> 00:02:09.400 AJ: Oy, Applebloom, I told you to be selling apples! Get back to work! 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:13.100 AB: Course I can't do it! Just you watch. Here, you, give me money for all these apples. 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:15.300 AJ: No! Not Bon Bon! AB: What? Why not? 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:20.200 Bon Bon: (garble nonsense) 00:02:20.200 --> 00:02:24.900 AJ: I'm so sorry Ms. Bon Bon. Won't happen again Ms. Bon Bon. She's new. So sorry about that. 00:02:24.900 --> 00:02:28.650 AB: I don't get it. Why was she so angry at me and yelling so crazily like that? 00:02:28.650 --> 00:02:31.600 AJ: Oh, she's one of the feminists. You're better off steering clear from her. 00:02:31.600 --> 00:02:35.200 In fact you may want to lay low for a while. I know where you can go! 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:37.299 AB: Oy, Rainbow Dash, you want to hang out for a while? 00:02:37.299 --> 00:02:41.400 RD: Like, OMC YES! This is so weird, no one ever wants to hang out with me. 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.300 AB: Yeah, I was kind of counting on that. 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:45.510 RD: We're going to have so much fun together. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:52.400 RD: Wait, hang on. I just remembered we already did that. 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:54.700 AB: Oh, this is so boring! 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:59.700 RD: Well, if you want we could go to that party instead. It looks kind of bad, but we could go there anyway. 00:02:59.700 --> 00:03:00.800 AB: What party? 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:02.500 RD: Like, you know, Diamond Tiara's one. 00:03:02.500 --> 00:03:05.000 AB: Oh, crap, I forgot! Got to go. 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:12.200 RD: O... OK then! I'll just be here on my own. On my own again. Just like every other freaking day. 00:03:12.200 --> 00:03:14.000 Ah, I freaking hate it when that happens. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.040 AB: Oy, Twist! 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:19.010 T: Ah, Applebloom. I heard about the schoolhouse; very well done. 00:03:19.010 --> 00:03:23.590 AB: No time for that! There's a party, remember? I can't got alone, I can't be the only blank flank! 00:03:23.590 --> 00:03:29.800 T: I'm sorry Applebloom, but I can not go with you. You see... I'm just a figment of your imagination. 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:34.820 AB: First I had to hang out with Rainbow Dash, and now this! This is the worst day of my life. 00:03:34.820 --> 00:03:38.180 DT: Heh! Well if it isn't loser McLoser Pants! 00:03:38.180 --> 00:03:40.500 AB: Hah! The joke's on you, I'm wearing a dress. 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:42.700 DT: What are you talking about? No you're not. 00:03:42.700 --> 00:03:44.900 AB: Oh, don't tell me that that was imaginary too. 00:03:44.900 --> 00:03:51.000 DT: If I only get one birthday wish today, I hope it's that everyone laughs at you. Ready? 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:54.500 (laughter? again? really?) 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:56.100 (laughter? again? really?) 00:03:56.100 --> 00:03:57.400 DT: What was that? 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:01.600 DT: Your voice is so stupid, I can't understand a word you're saying! 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:05.970 Sweetie Belle: She said your mom's in the basement getting drunk with thirty other stallions. 00:04:05.970 --> 00:04:08.900 DT: Oh, damn it, not again! Come on, Silver Spoon, let's go. 00:04:08.900 --> 00:04:11.370 SS: I wish I had a personality. 00:04:11.370 --> 00:04:14.680 AB: Thanks for helping me out there. Oh, hey! You're blank flanks too! 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.400 SB: That's a rude way of introducing yourself. 00:04:17.400 --> 00:04:19.000 AB: Oh, sorry. I'm Applebloom. 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:20.500 SB: Sweetie Belle. 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:23.800 AB: We should form a secret club now that we're friends. 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:26.200 AB: Oh, come on. It'll be fun. 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:30.000 SB: Well my band just did kick me out. May as well. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.400 AB: What should we call ourselves? 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:34.000 SB: Black Death Fire Doom! 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.600 SB: Gory Black Blood Mansion! 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:39.850 SB: Ancient Fires Of The Eternal Chasm! 00:04:39.850 --> 00:04:42.900 AB: Well you two are quite clearly insane. I'll come up with a name later. 00:04:42.900 --> 00:04:45.100 SB: I still like my Blood Chasm idea. 00:04:47.100 --> 00:04:49.160 AB: Why, we try to get our cutie marks of course! 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:52.300 SB: Yay. I'm as happy as a school girl. 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:55.610 AB: Oh, don't worry. I've got an idea. 00:04:55.610 --> 00:04:58.700 PC: Oh, well I'll be. A letter from one of my subjects. 00:04:58.700 --> 00:05:06.100 Dear Princess Celestia, we have kidnapped Luna. Give us a thousand bits or you will never see her again. 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:08.000 Oh, they didn't think that through! 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.600 AB: How about the Cutie Mark Crusaders! 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:30.700 SB: The Crusades were the most violent, depraved, torturous, and brutal times in all history. 00:05:30.700 --> 00:05:31.900 I freaking love it!