Narrator: Meanwhile, in Equestria. Aw Yeah.
TS: According to this book I'm reading, the world is going to end soon.
I think that might be bad.
TS: Such a good thing I was reading that book.
Imagine if I was reading any other book in the world.
Such a good thing I just happen decided to read that book!
So important.
Spike!
S: Dah?
TS: Tell Celestia I can't make the tea-party.
I'm going to Ponyville to save the world,
and everyone will love me.
S: It shall be so!
TS: We need to prepare. It could get ugly down there!
Did a book called the elements harmony show up in the mail yet?
The book that holds the key to our success?
The one thing that is needed to prevent the entire destruction of the world?
S: I am so sorry about your book my master.
TS: That isn't good enough Spike!
Why is everything always your fault?
S: I am a failure.
TS: Pony! Go to the library and prepare my coming. I require the feast.
PP: Aw, yeah bro!
TS: This farm smells like pony droppings.
AJ: Well, it'll smell a lot worse when I bury you under it.
TS: What? AJ: Oh, nothing. We're just a... we're just a normal family. No need to get the law involved.
We sell apples, we sell apples.
TS: Is this your harem?
AJ: Oh, no. Today we're celebrating Applebloom's initiation into the family.
AB: I gutted up a pig!
AJ: That there pony's our leader, Granny Smith...
and over there's Big Mac.
BM: Yargh!
AJ: He thinks he's a Pirate, and I've seen him break a pony in half so I'm not about to tell him otherwise.
TS: Are you like... the mob?
AJ: Why don't you have an apple, Twilight?
AJ: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THE LAW, OR WE'LL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF!
RD: Like, get out of my way! TS: Damn it!
RD: I like, totally ruined your hair! And I'm not even going to apologize!
TS: Truly yours is the most evil of evils in all of Equestria!
RD: Like, OMC! I totally hate you, but, like, secretly I don't! But really I hate you!
Later, loser! (laughter)
TS: Spike we have a new mission. I am going to take that pony down!
S: But what about the end of the world?
TS: Oh, you bet I'm going to end her world!
You there! Simpleton! Tell me about the pony who's name is probably Rainbow Dash!
I require her deepest secrets so that I can rue her day.
S: That doesn't even... what?
R: Aw mate you look like roadkill!
TS: Screw you! I'm fabulous!
R: Fashion montage!
TS: Do you have anything good for steal missions?
R: Mate I got just the thing!
Check this out!
TS: Is... is that a gimp suit?
R: ...it might be.
do... do you like it?
I'll take that as a no.
TS: I'm going to need a pegasus if I want revenge!
You there! Tell me everything you know about Rainbow Dash!
FS: Rainbow Dash is my friend!
TS: Damn it
FS: You can call me Fluttershy! Cause I'm so shy!
TS: You're annoying.
FS: Snoop Dog!
TS: ... get out.
Now what is all thi... oh yeah.
PP: It's me bro! Remember bro? You said you wanted that feast so I made one!
This is going to be better than Celestia's 111th birthday I tell you that!
TS: I'm going to bed!
S: Master! weren't we supposed to be doing something very important?
TS: No!
Mayor Mare: Hello every pony, and welcome to the festivities of my native people.
I thank you all for coming and for not running against me as Mayor again.
Especially after my last opposition was found dead in that river.
We may never know how he got there.
Unknown Pony: You suck!
MM: YES WELL YOU'RE A COW!
...no, wait.
NMM: Rargh!
MM: No, no, no, no! What is that?
NMM: Sand!
TS: Damn it! I knew I forgot something! Why didn't Spike remind me?
NMM: I will ruin you all!
PP: Oh no! It's Sauron!
RD: Like OMC! Stop grabbing my tail! I hate that!
NMM: Sand!
TS: I can't believe it. After a thousand years!
Nightmoon Mare!
What do you want you villian?
NMM: I will rend your bones from your flesh!
PP: I think she's evil! She's evil, right bro?
FS: OJ Simpson!
NMM: Sand!
TS: Stop saying sand.
NMM: Balls to you, I'll say what I want!
I could kill you all now, but I'll run away!
TS: Don't worry. I have a plan...
DAMN IT!