WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.880 --> 00:00:07.400 Narrator: Meanwhile, in Equestria. Aw Yeah. 00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:11.000 TS: According to this book I'm reading, the world is going to end soon. 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:13.500 I think that might be bad. 00:00:18.700 --> 00:00:21.789 TS: Such a good thing I was reading that book. 00:00:21.789 --> 00:00:25.039 Imagine if I was reading any other book in the world. 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:29.050 Such a good thing I just happen decided to read that book! 00:00:29.050 --> 00:00:30.289 So important. 00:00:30.289 --> 00:00:31.979 Spike! 00:00:31.979 --> 00:00:33.070 S: Dah? 00:00:33.070 --> 00:00:35.899 TS: Tell Celestia I can't make the tea-party. 00:00:35.899 --> 00:00:38.580 I'm going to Ponyville to save the world, 00:00:38.580 --> 00:00:40.300 and everyone will love me. 00:00:40.300 --> 00:00:41.700 S: It shall be so! 00:00:41.700 --> 00:00:45.300 TS: We need to prepare. It could get ugly down there! 00:00:45.300 --> 00:00:48.800 Did a book called the elements harmony show up in the mail yet? 00:00:48.900 --> 00:00:51.900 The book that holds the key to our success? 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:57.200 The one thing that is needed to prevent the entire destruction of the world? 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:03.100 S: I am so sorry about your book my master. 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:05.200 TS: That isn't good enough Spike! 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:07.900 Why is everything always your fault? 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.200 S: I am a failure. 00:01:09.300 --> 00:01:14.200 TS: Pony! Go to the library and prepare my coming. I require the feast. 00:01:14.300 --> 00:01:15.500 PP: Aw, yeah bro! 00:01:15.600 --> 00:01:17.960 TS: This farm smells like pony droppings. 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:20.200 AJ: Well, it'll smell a lot worse when I bury you under it. 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:23.500 TS: What? AJ: Oh, nothing. We're just a... we're just a normal family. No need to get the law involved. 00:01:23.500 --> 00:01:25.100 We sell apples, we sell apples. 00:01:25.100 --> 00:01:26.770 TS: Is this your harem? 00:01:26.770 --> 00:01:30.000 AJ: Oh, no. Today we're celebrating Applebloom's initiation into the family. 00:01:30.100 --> 00:01:31.720 AB: I gutted up a pig! 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:33.700 AJ: That there pony's our leader, Granny Smith... 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:34.900 and over there's Big Mac. 00:01:34.900 --> 00:01:36.000 BM: Yargh! 00:01:36.100 --> 00:01:40.000 AJ: He thinks he's a Pirate, and I've seen him break a pony in half so I'm not about to tell him otherwise. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:42.500 TS: Are you like... the mob? 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.000 AJ: Why don't you have an apple, Twilight? 00:01:47.300 --> 00:01:51.079 AJ: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING THE LAW, OR WE'LL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF! 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:52.800 RD: Like, get out of my way! TS: Damn it! 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:56.700 RD: I like, totally ruined your hair! And I'm not even going to apologize! 00:01:56.700 --> 00:02:00.900 TS: Truly yours is the most evil of evils in all of Equestria! 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:06.200 RD: Like, OMC! I totally hate you, but, like, secretly I don't! But really I hate you! 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.749 Later, loser! (laughter) 00:02:10.749 --> 00:02:14.900 TS: Spike we have a new mission. I am going to take that pony down! 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.100 S: But what about the end of the world? 00:02:17.100 --> 00:02:20.200 TS: Oh, you bet I'm going to end her world! 00:02:20.200 --> 00:02:24.909 You there! Simpleton! Tell me about the pony who's name is probably Rainbow Dash! 00:02:24.909 --> 00:02:29.069 I require her deepest secrets so that I can rue her day. 00:02:29.069 --> 00:02:31.100 S: That doesn't even... what? 00:02:31.200 --> 00:02:33.800 R: Aw mate you look like roadkill! 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:35.800 TS: Screw you! I'm fabulous! 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:37.500 R: Fashion montage! 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:40.400 TS: Do you have anything good for steal missions? 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:42.400 R: Mate I got just the thing! 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.200 Check this out! 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:47.300 TS: Is... is that a gimp suit? 00:02:47.300 --> 00:02:49.600 R: ...it might be. 00:02:49.600 --> 00:02:51.800 do... do you like it? 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:53.400 I'll take that as a no. 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:56.200 TS: I'm going to need a pegasus if I want revenge! 00:02:56.200 --> 00:02:59.000 You there! Tell me everything you know about Rainbow Dash! 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.000 FS: Rainbow Dash is my friend! 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.069 TS: Damn it 00:03:02.069 --> 00:03:05.200 FS: You can call me Fluttershy! Cause I'm so shy! 00:03:05.200 --> 00:03:06.200 TS: You're annoying. 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:07.200 FS: Snoop Dog! 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:09.400 TS: ... get out. 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:11.489 Now what is all thi... oh yeah. 00:03:11.489 --> 00:03:15.600 PP: It's me bro! Remember bro? You said you wanted that feast so I made one! 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:19.050 This is going to be better than Celestia's 111th birthday I tell you that! 00:03:19.050 --> 00:03:20.659 TS: I'm going to bed! 00:03:20.659 --> 00:03:23.900 S: Master! weren't we supposed to be doing something very important? 00:03:25.900 --> 00:03:26.879 TS: No! 00:03:26.879 --> 00:03:31.210 Mayor Mare: Hello every pony, and welcome to the festivities of my native people. 00:03:31.210 --> 00:03:34.940 I thank you all for coming and for not running against me as Mayor again. 00:03:34.940 --> 00:03:38.929 Especially after my last opposition was found dead in that river. 00:03:38.929 --> 00:03:40.900 We may never know how he got there. 00:03:41.300 --> 00:03:43.100 Unknown Pony: You suck! 00:03:43.100 --> 00:03:45.100 MM: YES WELL YOU'RE A COW! 00:03:45.100 --> 00:03:45.900 ...no, wait. 00:03:45.900 --> 00:03:47.600 NMM: Rargh! 00:03:47.600 --> 00:03:50.300 MM: No, no, no, no! What is that? 00:03:50.300 --> 00:03:51.400 NMM: Sand! 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:55.300 TS: Damn it! I knew I forgot something! Why didn't Spike remind me? 00:03:55.300 --> 00:03:57.500 NMM: I will ruin you all! 00:03:57.500 --> 00:03:59.500 PP: Oh no! It's Sauron! 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:03.000 RD: Like OMC! Stop grabbing my tail! I hate that! 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:04.559 NMM: Sand! 00:04:04.559 --> 00:04:08.200 TS: I can't believe it. After a thousand years! 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.500 Nightmoon Mare! 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:11.300 What do you want you villian? 00:04:11.300 --> 00:04:14.300 NMM: I will rend your bones from your flesh! 00:04:14.300 --> 00:04:16.700 PP: I think she's evil! She's evil, right bro? 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:17.900 FS: OJ Simpson! 00:04:17.900 --> 00:04:19.639 NMM: Sand! 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:20.900 TS: Stop saying sand. 00:04:20.900 --> 00:04:23.300 NMM: Balls to you, I'll say what I want! 00:04:23.300 --> 00:04:26.700 I could kill you all now, but I'll run away! 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:28.700 TS: Don't worry. I have a plan... 00:04:28.700 --> 00:04:30.000 DAMN IT!