WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.800 NMM: Sand! 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:04.700 Narrator: Meanwhile, in the last episode... 00:00:04.700 --> 00:00:08.889 TS: Once upon a time the land of Equestria was ruled over by two princesses. 00:00:08.889 --> 00:00:13.659 One ruled the day, and one ruled the night. All the ponies loved the white princess of the day 00:00:13.659 --> 00:00:17.100 but they were scared of the evil black princess and her foreign ways, 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:22.700 so the good white princess banished the evil princess to the moon to work the lunar cotton fields for a thousand years, 00:00:22.700 --> 00:00:26.600 but the evil black princess used her wicked black magic to escape 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:28.300 and we have to stop her! 00:00:28.300 --> 00:00:31.600 And those are all the plot holes we missed from the first episode. 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:33.200 R: How did we get in this forest? 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:34.700 AJ: Where the bloody hell did Spike go? 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:36.900 RD: I don't even know any of your names! 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:37.700 TS: Damn it! 00:00:44.400 --> 00:00:48.600 TS: Fine! We're in the forest to find Nightmare Moon. And Spike... Spike's asleep. 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:53.800 AJ: So what your telling me is that there's a giant evil princess trying to take over the world... and Spike's asleep. 00:00:53.800 --> 00:00:55.700 TS: Um, yes 00:00:55.700 --> 00:00:58.700 PP: Whoever wrote this episode must have had brain damage or something, hey bro. 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:01.700 TS: It doesn't matter, just everyone follow me. 00:01:01.700 --> 00:01:03.500 RD: And like, why are you the leader? 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:08.100 TS: Cause unlike the rest of you bozos, I actually know what's going on. 00:01:08.100 --> 00:01:14.100 So unless you know any other purple eyed students with fabulous hair and have no prior experience but are somehow completely capable 00:01:14.100 --> 00:01:18.700 of taking on a larger and quite clearly stronger force of evil, with only the help of a few friends 00:01:18.700 --> 00:01:21.900 who also have no experience at supernatural or military battle, 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:26.600 then I suggest you all shut up, and do exactly as I say. 00:01:27.600 --> 00:01:29.200 R: Was that a Star Wars reference? 00:01:29.300 --> 00:01:30.900 TS: Damn it! FS: Oh my goodness! 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:33.600 TS: Help! I'm too amazing to die! 00:01:33.600 --> 00:01:37.500 AJ: I got you, Rarity! And... wait a minute, you're not Rarity! 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:39.300 You're that new pony everyone hates! 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:40.800 TS: But everyone loves me! 00:01:40.900 --> 00:01:43.500 AJ: Sorry, but the truth is I hate you. Off you go! 00:01:43.500 --> 00:01:45.300 TS: AAAAHHHHHH! 00:01:45.300 --> 00:01:46.700 FS: I saved your life! 00:01:46.700 --> 00:01:50.400 RD: And, like, I did to an... wait a minute. You're not Fluttershy. 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:51.900 FS: I'm Fluttershy! 00:01:51.900 --> 00:01:54.600 TS: I'm Twilight Sparkle! Duh. 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:55.700 PP: I'm Pinkie Pie! 00:01:55.700 --> 00:01:58.000 R: Name's Rarity. AJ: And I'm Applejack. 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:00.700 wacarb: And now you know their names. Yay! 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:01.800 (incredibly well performed roar) 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:03.800 TS: Kill the endangered species! 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:04.900 FS: Tyler Perry! 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.600 TS: Don't you ever, EVER, say that again! 00:02:08.600 --> 00:02:10.500 FS: Well at least I have a new friend. 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:14.300 TS: I could have friends if I want to, I just don't want to. 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:16.889 (an equally good but different roar) 00:02:16.889 --> 00:02:18.459 R: Ease up! I got this! 00:02:18.459 --> 00:02:19.700 Croc Hunter! 00:02:19.700 --> 00:02:21.600 (award winning wail) 00:02:21.600 --> 00:02:24.319 TS: Careful Rarity, I think you cut yourself. 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:26.900 R: Aw, she's right mate! I'm always cutting myself. 00:02:27.900 --> 00:02:30.000 You know, um... when I'm sewing. 00:02:30.200 --> 00:02:33.700 Sewing dresses, someti... sometimes I accidently hurt myself. 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:36.029 What are you all looking at? 00:02:36.029 --> 00:02:36.800 PP: Are we there yet? 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.800 TS: No, we're not there. 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.749 RD: Look guys, we're here! 00:02:40.749 --> 00:02:44.000 TS: It's just a coincidence. We're not really here. 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:46.200 R: I'm pretty sure we're here mate. 00:02:46.300 --> 00:02:48.780 FS: How do these magical doohickeys work? 00:02:48.780 --> 00:02:52.200 TS: They rely on friendship, but they only work with magic. 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:53.900 AJ: Well that's a terrible lesson for the children. 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:58.500 Are we supposed to them "no matter how big your problem is, you can only solve it with magic"? 00:02:58.500 --> 00:03:01.500 TS: That is exactly right. Like this! 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:05.700 RD: Is she gone? Haha! 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:10.000 NMM: Ah, Twilight. Welcome to my humble abode! 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:11.800 TS: Oh, not you again! 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:14.800 NMM: Sssss... TS: Don't you even think about saying it! 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:19.400 NMM: Sss... TS: I swear, if you say it one more time I will kill you! 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:22.100 NMM: Sand! 00:03:22.200 --> 00:03:23.900 TS: Oh, it is on! 00:03:23.900 --> 00:03:26.500 NMM: I will murder everyone you love! 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:28.600 TS: I hope you get crabs! 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:31.200 NMM: Well that's kind of a mean thing to say. 00:03:31.200 --> 00:03:33.300 TS: And the crabs give you cancer! 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:34.800 NMM: What? 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:36.600 TS: Crabancer! 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:39.000 NMM: I... I don't know what to say to that. 00:03:39.100 --> 00:03:42.100 TS: For the superior species! NMM: Have at you! 00:03:42.100 --> 00:03:43.700 PP: Sorry we're late, hey! 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:47.200 TS: Vaguely established magical friend powers activate! 00:03:47.200 --> 00:03:49.400 NMM: What the heck is that! 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:52.000 TS: It's a plot hole! Deal with it! 00:03:52.300 --> 00:03:57.300 NMM: Saaaaaaaaaaaand! 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:59.600 TS: I really hope she's dead! 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:01.600 Princess Luna: Saaannd. 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:02.669 TS: Damn it! 00:04:02.669 --> 00:04:07.510 Princess Celestia: So there I was, having a nice tea party, all by myself I might add, 00:04:07.510 --> 00:04:10.700 when it turns out my sister has escaped from the moon. 00:04:10.700 --> 00:04:12.659 PP: We should have a party, hey! 00:04:12.659 --> 00:04:14.609 PC: No, no we should not do that. 00:04:14.609 --> 00:04:17.500 And you, my sister, are in a lot of trouble! 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:18.739 PL: Balls! 00:04:18.739 --> 00:04:21.800 PC: Oh, don't tell me you're still going on with that catch phrase. 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:24.400 PL: Stab you in the neck and... oh I missed. 00:04:24.500 --> 00:04:28.000 TS: Does this mean I can go home and get away from these stupid ponies? 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:31.790 PC: You know what, Twilight? You ditched me at my tea party. 00:04:31.790 --> 00:04:37.200 You can't come home. You're stuck here forever. Have fun with your new friends! 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:41.500 TS: You guys know I was kidding about that "stupid pony" thing right? 00:04:42.200 --> 00:04:44.200 FS: I don't really like you very much 00:04:57.500 --> 00:04:59.100 FS: It's Mewtwo!