WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:03.800 TS: You know, it's not even really that fast. 00:00:03.800 --> 00:00:07.300 AJ: Oh, quit your whining. You still have a lot of work to do to pay off that debt you owe us. 00:00:07.300 --> 00:00:14.400 TS: I keep telling you it wasn't my fault. I didn't know you didn't want most of your family teleported to the Nether dimensions. 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:17.600 S: I don't think I've ever seen Apple Fritter cry that much. 00:00:22.500 --> 00:00:24.250 AJ: What in the name of potatoes was that? 00:00:24.250 --> 00:00:27.750 TS: Oh my goodness Spike! Was that a sound effect? 00:00:27.750 --> 00:00:30.950 S: I think the quality of this show is moving up a bit, hey! 00:00:30.950 --> 00:00:33.100 AJ: We'll be getting background music before you know it! 00:00:33.100 --> 00:00:39.000 TS: And the sound quality has increased too! I think this is the best lip-syncing I've ever seen. 00:00:39.400 --> 00:00:40.800 S: I agree. 00:00:49.700 --> 00:00:52.800 S: Message from Princess Celestia, master! 00:00:52.800 --> 00:00:59.300 Twilight Sparkle, since Luna has graced us with her presence, she has the gall to actually want her own room to live in. 00:00:59.300 --> 00:01:05.800 So I need you and some other pony to come help me move my stuff out of the second basement on the right down the lower hallway. 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:06.990 I can't pay you. 00:01:06.990 --> 00:01:12.000 Use these tickets to gain entry. Also they double as entries to the Grand Galloping Gala. 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.500 But that won't mean anything for a long time. 00:01:15.600 --> 00:01:18.000 AJ: Twilight! You have to give me that other ticket. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:19.670 TS: Why do you want to go? 00:01:19.670 --> 00:01:22.200 AJ: I've got business ventures I need to sort out in Canterlot. 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:24.070 TS: What kind of business? 00:01:24.070 --> 00:01:27.000 AJ: The "none of your damn business" kind of business. 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.700 RD: Like, no way, Twilight! You totally have to let me go instead! 00:01:30.700 --> 00:01:34.600 AJ: How the hell are you awake? I gave you enough drugs to knock out an elephant for ten days! 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:36.500 RD: Oh, I don't know. I got, like, bored. 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:38.200 TS: And why do you want to come? 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:42.700 RD: I want to, like, steal some of her stuff! It's going to be, like, the best opportunity ever! 00:01:42.700 --> 00:01:44.750 TS: You both make good points. 00:01:44.750 --> 00:01:47.600 AJ: You better give me the ticket or I'll have Big Macintosh break both your legs. 00:01:47.600 --> 00:01:49.929 TS: Applejack makes a good point. 00:01:49.929 --> 00:01:53.400 RS: Give it to me, or I'll, like, hang around with you for the whole day. 00:01:53.500 --> 00:01:56.400 TS: Tell you what, give me some time to think about it. 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:59.800 S: Are you sure it's wise to go into the town, master? 00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:01.600 TS: What's the worst that could happen? 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:05.100 PP: Aw, no way, bro! R: Beauty! 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:07.800 TS: Oh, don't tell me you two want to go as well. 00:02:07.800 --> 00:02:11.000 PP: Dude, Peter Jackson's going to be there! I want to show him my fan-fiction! 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:15.300 R: Aw, no mate. You got to let me go! It's where I'll meet him. 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:18.300 TS: I really don't want to know what you're talking about. 00:02:18.300 --> 00:02:24.049 R: It's where the prince will be! He'll whisk me away in his strong, beefy arms... 00:02:24.049 --> 00:02:27.000 and we'll get married! Right there on the floor! 00:02:27.100 --> 00:02:30.000 TS: Well that's just... really horrifying! 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:36.069 R: And then on our honeymoon night, he'll carry me into the bed chambers, and gently lay me down, 00:02:36.069 --> 00:02:39.780 whispering sweet, soggy nothings in my ear. 00:02:39.780 --> 00:02:43.700 After that, he'll tie me to the bed and pull out his... 00:02:43.700 --> 00:02:46.200 TS: Damn it, Rarity! What is wrong with you? 00:02:46.200 --> 00:02:48.810 PP: And I thought I had the erotic imagination! 00:02:48.810 --> 00:02:50.600 R: I was going to say "branding iron". 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:53.700 TS: So many damn mental images! 00:02:53.700 --> 00:02:58.400 FS: I want to go to the Grand Galloping Gala too! Cause I'm just so shy. 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:01.400 TS: Yes, Fluttershy, we get it. You're the shy one. 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:02.900 FS: I'm so shy. 00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:04.480 PP: She's pretty shy, hey bro. 00:03:04.480 --> 00:03:06.100 S: I think she's really shy. 00:03:06.100 --> 00:03:08.200 FS: You got to let me go to the Gala! 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:11.510 TS: We're going there to help Celestia move her stuff, remember. 00:03:11.510 --> 00:03:13.900 FS: I forgot, cause I'm so shy. 00:03:13.900 --> 00:03:16.400 TS: That's getting really old, really quick. 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.100 FS: I hope all of my episodes revolve around me being shy. 00:03:21.500 --> 00:03:24.600 TS: I just can't choose who I want to take with me 00:03:24.600 --> 00:03:27.900 but probably not Fluttershy. But I just can't choose! 00:03:27.900 --> 00:03:32.700 RD: Twilight! Like, it's me! Give me the ticket or I'll rain on you! 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:34.700 R: Give me the ticket and I'll let you join in. 00:03:34.700 --> 00:03:39.300 AJ: Damn it, Twilight, you forgot to help me sell all this junk. Give me the ticket or I'll add it to your debt. 00:03:39.300 --> 00:03:43.400 FS: Give me the ticket, or I'll stay in your house! Being shy! 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:45.989 PP: If I through you really high, would you give me the ticket, hey? 00:03:45.989 --> 00:03:51.800 (many noise make) 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:55.300 TS: Sweet mother of Celestia, will you all shut up? 00:03:55.300 --> 00:04:00.000 I can't think. I can't decide. So now no! None of you get to go! 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:01.340 I hope you're happy! 00:04:01.340 --> 00:04:04.650 Spike, send the tickets back to Princess Celestia! 00:04:04.650 --> 00:04:08.100 S: I don't think that's a good idea. Remeber what she said... 00:04:08.100 --> 00:04:10.200 TS: Just do it, Spike! 00:04:12.700 --> 00:04:17.900 S: It would appear that I didn't make myself clear. YOU ARE COMING TO HELP ME MOVE! 00:04:18.200 --> 00:04:23.900 And now, since you have taken your sweet, sweet time, all of you are coming to help me! 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.900 RS: Like, yay! Now we all get to go together like a family! 00:04:26.900 --> 00:04:28.400 You know I never had a family. 00:04:29.900 --> 00:04:31.360 Just thought I'd let you know. 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:34.500 S: Luckily, I don't have to go to that stupid moving. 00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:41.000 Spike! I'm so lonely! Be my friend? 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.900 I'm going to sell this ticket at exorbitant prices! 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.300 AJ: Now that's the apply way of thinking! 00:04:56.700 --> 00:04:58.280 TS: Spike, do it again! 00:04:58.280 --> 00:04:59.700 S: OK! 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:08.700 TS: That. Is. The. Best. Thing. EVER!