TS: You know, it's not even really that fast.
AJ: Oh, quit your whining. You still have a lot of work to do to pay off that debt you owe us.
TS: I keep telling you it wasn't my fault. I didn't know you didn't want most of your family teleported to the Nether dimensions.
S: I don't think I've ever seen Apple Fritter cry that much.
AJ: What in the name of potatoes was that?
TS: Oh my goodness Spike! Was that a sound effect?
S: I think the quality of this show is moving up a bit, hey!
AJ: We'll be getting background music before you know it!
TS: And the sound quality has increased too! I think this is the best lip-syncing I've ever seen.
S: I agree.
S: Message from Princess Celestia, master!
Twilight Sparkle, since Luna has graced us with her presence, she has the gall to actually want her own room to live in.
So I need you and some other pony to come help me move my stuff out of the second basement on the right down the lower hallway.
I can't pay you.
Use these tickets to gain entry. Also they double as entries to the Grand Galloping Gala.
But that won't mean anything for a long time.
AJ: Twilight! You have to give me that other ticket.
TS: Why do you want to go?
AJ: I've got business ventures I need to sort out in Canterlot.
TS: What kind of business?
AJ: The "none of your damn business" kind of business.
RD: Like, no way, Twilight! You totally have to let me go instead!
AJ: How the hell are you awake? I gave you enough drugs to knock out an elephant for ten days!
RD: Oh, I don't know. I got, like, bored.
TS: And why do you want to come?
RD: I want to, like, steal some of her stuff! It's going to be, like, the best opportunity ever!
TS: You both make good points.
AJ: You better give me the ticket or I'll have Big Macintosh break both your legs.
TS: Applejack makes a good point.
RS: Give it to me, or I'll, like, hang around with you for the whole day.
TS: Tell you what, give me some time to think about it.
S: Are you sure it's wise to go into the town, master?
TS: What's the worst that could happen?
PP: Aw, no way, bro! R: Beauty!
TS: Oh, don't tell me you two want to go as well.
PP: Dude, Peter Jackson's going to be there! I want to show him my fan-fiction!
R: Aw, no mate. You got to let me go! It's where I'll meet him.
TS: I really don't want to know what you're talking about.
R: It's where the prince will be! He'll whisk me away in his strong, beefy arms...
and we'll get married! Right there on the floor!
TS: Well that's just... really horrifying!
R: And then on our honeymoon night, he'll carry me into the bed chambers, and gently lay me down,
whispering sweet, soggy nothings in my ear.
After that, he'll tie me to the bed and pull out his...
TS: Damn it, Rarity! What is wrong with you?
PP: And I thought I had the erotic imagination!
R: I was going to say "branding iron".
TS: So many damn mental images!
FS: I want to go to the Grand Galloping Gala too! Cause I'm just so shy.
TS: Yes, Fluttershy, we get it. You're the shy one.
FS: I'm so shy.
PP: She's pretty shy, hey bro.
S: I think she's really shy.
FS: You got to let me go to the Gala!
TS: We're going there to help Celestia move her stuff, remember.
FS: I forgot, cause I'm so shy.
TS: That's getting really old, really quick.
FS: I hope all of my episodes revolve around me being shy.
TS: I just can't choose who I want to take with me
but probably not Fluttershy. But I just can't choose!
RD: Twilight! Like, it's me! Give me the ticket or I'll rain on you!
R: Give me the ticket and I'll let you join in.
AJ: Damn it, Twilight, you forgot to help me sell all this junk. Give me the ticket or I'll add it to your debt.
FS: Give me the ticket, or I'll stay in your house! Being shy!
PP: If I through you really high, would you give me the ticket, hey?
(many noise make)
TS: Sweet mother of Celestia, will you all shut up?
I can't think. I can't decide. So now no! None of you get to go!
I hope you're happy!
Spike, send the tickets back to Princess Celestia!
S: I don't think that's a good idea. Remeber what she said...
TS: Just do it, Spike!
S: It would appear that I didn't make myself clear. YOU ARE COMING TO HELP ME MOVE!
And now, since you have taken your sweet, sweet time, all of you are coming to help me!
RS: Like, yay! Now we all get to go together like a family!
You know I never had a family.
Just thought I'd let you know.
S: Luckily, I don't have to go to that stupid moving.
Spike! I'm so lonely! Be my friend?
I'm going to sell this ticket at exorbitant prices!
AJ: Now that's the apply way of thinking!
TS: Spike, do it again!
S: OK!
TS: That. Is. The. Best. Thing. EVER!