WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:03.200 TS: Have fun on your vacation, Applejack! 00:00:03.300 --> 00:00:05.100 AJ: Shut up, you can't tell me what to do. 00:00:05.100 --> 00:00:06.000 TS: Geez, sorry. 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:09.100 AJ: Yeah, you better be. Alright, now while I'm gone on my vacation... 00:00:09.100 --> 00:00:09.700 PP: Where are you going? 00:00:09.700 --> 00:00:14.100 AJ: Could you all stop interrupting me for a moment? Alright, now while I'm gone, you all need to make sure... 00:00:14.100 --> 00:00:16.000 TS: Don't worry, Applejack! We can do that! 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:19.400 AJ: Bloody hell, Twilight. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU TO DO! 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:21.000 PP: Hey, can you bring me back a souvenir? 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:25.500 AJ: Damn it all, I'm trying to give you important information so that when I get back the town isn't destroyed! 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:27.500 TS: I want an ice cream! PP: Oh, me too! 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:30.900 AJ: For the last time, this is extremely important! You all need to remember to... 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:32.800 TS: And two hard-boiled eggs! PP: (honk) 00:00:32.900 --> 00:00:34.800 TS: Make that three hard-boiled eggs! 00:00:34.800 --> 00:00:37.200 AJ: Oh, you know what? Screw you, you can all just die! 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:47.770 RD: La da da da... Wow Geez! Hey quit it with the lightning already! 00:00:47.770 --> 00:00:51.000 DH: You'd be throwing lightning too if you were as pissed off as I am! 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:52.300 RD: Yeah, I probably would. 00:00:52.300 --> 00:00:54.050 DH: Do you want to know why I'm pissed? 00:00:54.050 --> 00:00:55.300 RD: Nah, not really. 00:00:55.300 --> 00:00:59.400 DH: Well I'll tell you why! That good for nothing god, Hades, didn't come to my performance! 00:00:59.500 --> 00:01:01.100 The Violence of the Lambs. 00:01:01.100 --> 00:01:03.600 RD: Uhhhh, isn't it supposed to be Silence of the Lambs? 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:10.100 DH: Not in my version! But that's OK! His elder brother, Zeus, has blessed me...with his...umm... his blessing! 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.200 Also I can just not get enough of bouncing on this cloud. 00:01:14.800 --> 00:01:17.000 Bollocks! That lightning went right up my ass! 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:19.200 RD: Wow. Hahaha! Some blessing that was. 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:24.000 DH: Oh, that's what you think, but the lightning has given my ass supernatural powers! Behold! 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:25.000 RD: Oh, Geez! 00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:27.700 RD: Why would you do that? 00:01:27.800 --> 00:01:34.400 DH: Because I can! In fact from this day forward you might as well refer to me as the ruler of space,because now I own Uranus! 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:35.400 RD: You're insane! 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:38.900 DH: I've taken your insults for the last time! Butt powers, asstivate! 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:40.000 RD: Nooooo! DH: Down you go! 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:42.400 DH: Wow, getting some flashbacks of the play here. 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:48.690 I swear I will hunt all of you down and destroy you, or my name isn't, and maybe it isn't, Derpy Hooves! 00:01:48.690 --> 00:01:51.200 Right after I do this. Weeeeee! 00:01:52.100 --> 00:01:54.100 RD: What are we going to do! She's going to freaking kill us! 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:58.310 FS: I don't want to die! I finally hit five followers on DevientArt. 00:01:58.310 --> 00:02:04.850 R: Oh no! We're going to be slowly tortured to death! Oh, there's no escape from this, we should just let it happen. 00:02:04.900 --> 00:02:06.900 TS: Nobody panic! We can figure this out. 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:09.400 Creepy Poster: Hello, soon to be dead ponies. 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:13.800 TS: Everyone remain on the verge of panicking! What do you want you creepy poster! 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:16.920 SP: I've got a letter for you! 00:02:16.920 --> 00:02:19.400 TS: No! What does it say? What does it say? 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:24.000 CP: I guess you'll just have to... read it! 00:02:24.100 --> 00:02:31.500 CP: Hahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaaha! TS: No! No! You're a monster! A MONSTER! 00:02:31.500 --> 00:02:33.000 TS: I wonder what this letter says. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.340 RD: What's in the letter, Twilight! 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:36.300 TS: It seems to be full of words. 00:02:36.300 --> 00:02:37.600 FS: Does it have any sentences? 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.500 TS: It would appear so. 00:02:39.500 --> 00:02:42.000 FS: Oh, Lordy. have mercy on our souls! 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:46.700 TS: Basically the gist of it is; Derpy knows where we are, and she's coming to kill us right now. 00:02:46.700 --> 00:02:53.500 Hmmm. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I personally think that might not be the best thing that happens to us today. 00:02:53.500 --> 00:02:54.600 RD: What are we going to do? 00:02:54.600 --> 00:02:57.600 TS: Hmm. I've got it! We'll run away and hide! 00:02:57.600 --> 00:03:03.600 Because it didn't work this time, so according to the laws of heads and tails, it must work the next time! 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:06.200 FS: I don't think the laws of probability work like that. 00:03:06.300 --> 00:03:11.200 R: Fluttershy is right! We can't take that risk. We should wait here for derpy to come and kill us. 00:03:11.200 --> 00:03:12.600 It is the only option! 00:03:12.600 --> 00:03:13.900 TS: Oh, come on, Rarity. 00:03:13.900 --> 00:03:15.400 R: Ugh! Fine. 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:19.400 Phil: And so, they all eloped together. Aw yeah. 00:03:20.600 --> 00:03:25.100 TS: Well guys, in our attempt to run away from Derpy, we've made it here, into the desert. 00:03:25.100 --> 00:03:26.800 RD: Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious. 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:29.000 TS: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little recap! 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:31.200 FS: It hasn't even been five minutes yet. 00:03:31.200 --> 00:03:33.100 TS: Well, maybe everyone has still forgotten. 00:03:33.100 --> 00:03:34.990 R: Nobody's that stupid, Twilight. 00:03:34.990 --> 00:03:37.500 TS: They watch this show. They have to be a little bit stupid. 00:03:37.500 --> 00:03:38.400 R: Ah, fair enough. 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:42.000 RD: Oh no, guys, I've got some terrible news! She followed us here and she's going to kill us! 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.230 TS: Well where is she? 00:03:43.230 --> 00:03:45.000 RD: She's slightly off camera. Listen! 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:47.770 DH: Oh, why did they have to run to the desert. It's too hot here. 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:50.000 Oh, damn it! I got sand in my vagina! 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:52.400 RD: She's here and she's pissed! What are we going to do? 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:54.800 PP: Quick! Everyone follow me! Look! There she is. 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:57.500 DH: Oh, there you all are! Stand still so I can murder you. 00:03:57.500 --> 00:03:58.600 TS: Damn it, Pinkie! 00:03:58.600 --> 00:03:59.989 FS: What are we going to do? 00:03:59.989 --> 00:04:04.930 TS: Hmm. I've got it! The two pegasus can carry the rest of us in that cart! 00:04:04.930 --> 00:04:10.200 FS: Oh, come on, Twilight, I mean, seriously? Come on... 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:12.400 TS: Now is not the time, Fluttershy! 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.200 PP: Now quick! Take us back to Ponyville! 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:16.800 TS: Well, everyone, we're all safe again. 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:20.400 PP: And Derpy will probably die in the desert and we won't hear from her anymore. 00:04:20.400 --> 00:04:22.700 R: And I learned the true meaning of dysentery. 00:04:22.700 --> 00:04:25.800 TS: Wait a minute, something's not right. Where did Rainbow Dash go? 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.870 DH: It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets 10 000 volts up the butt again! 00:04:30.870 --> 00:04:32.200 RD: That wasn't in the original! 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:36.200 DH: There's nothing wrong with possibly Derpy's version! Now again from the beginning! 00:04:36.200 --> 00:04:37.200 RD: Awwwwww.