WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.400 --> 00:00:03.900 BM: Yargh! That be a lot of apples! 00:00:03.900 --> 00:00:07.250 AJ: And they're all ours! We've got this town in our hooves now. 00:00:07.250 --> 00:00:10.400 I'll have these moved by tomorrow morning, but you get back to training, 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:15.130 and don't forget, he goes down in the fourth, so don't knock him out early this time! 00:00:15.130 --> 00:00:16.300 BM: Yargh. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:23.900 RD: Uh oh. 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:27.300 TS: Run everypony! It's dirty illegal immigrants! 00:00:27.300 --> 00:00:32.500 (crowd in disarray) 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:36.900 AJ: Oi, this is my town. Get your own! 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:41.000 Cow: You may have won this time, Applejack, but we bovines will return! 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.100 AJ: Try it and die! 00:00:42.100 --> 00:00:44.100 Cow: Bovine Boys! Move out! 00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:46.100 AJ: Ah, bugger me, that's a lot of cows. 00:00:46.100 --> 00:00:51.500 Oh, bollocks! I just remembered Big Mac's not here! Maybe some of the ponies in town can help me fight. 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:54.520 TS: And that's why we're giving this award to Snuggle Berry. 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:57.000 For being a cutesy wootsy cuddle pie! 00:00:57.100 --> 00:01:00.400 RD: And for, like, showing up to my birthday party when no one else did. 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:01.800 FS: Kanye West! 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:04.200 AJ: Wait a minute! Let me see that trophy. 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:07.000 ...for being a cutsy wootsy... 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.800 Aw, damn I'm going to die. 00:01:08.900 --> 00:01:11.080 TS: What's the problem, Applejack? 00:01:11.080 --> 00:01:14.200 AJ: I need to collect all these apples if I'm to use them as weaponry tomorrow. 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.500 TS: Why doesn't Big Mac help you? 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:20.900 AJ: He's got a big fight he's training for, and no one, ever, interrupts his training! 00:01:20.900 --> 00:01:23.100 TS: So you're gathering all these apples? 00:01:23.100 --> 00:01:25.000 AJ: Course I am! Why wouldn't I be? 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.189 TS: Well I was just thinking maybe you shouldn't collect all these apples. 00:01:29.189 --> 00:01:31.900 AJ: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch you in the face. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.790 TS: Well, shouldn't you have more effective weapons of war? 00:01:34.790 --> 00:01:36.700 Also, why do you need weapons? 00:01:36.700 --> 00:01:39.600 AJ: Oh, that reminds me! The catapult! 00:01:39.700 --> 00:01:41.800 RD: So, like, you just want me to stand here? 00:01:41.900 --> 00:01:44.900 AJ: Yes that's right, you just stand there, and I'll launch you at the cows. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:48.900 RD: Like, yay! I haven't been this happy since Snuggle Berry came to my birthday party... 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:51.800 that you didn't come to... you would have seen her there... 00:01:51.900 --> 00:01:53.100 there's was no one else there. 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.300 AJ: Ah, shut up. Here I come! 00:01:55.300 --> 00:01:58.400 RD: Like, wait! I don't want to do this anymore! NOOOOOOOO! 00:01:58.500 --> 00:02:00.400 AJ: Try to deal as much damage as you can! 00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:01.500 RD: Ow, that hurt. 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:06.700 Cow: Nice try, Applejack, but you will not stop us with your measly catapult. 00:02:06.800 --> 00:02:09.400 RD: Hey you're new! Be my friend or I'll hate you. 00:02:09.500 --> 00:02:10.600 Cow: Get out of here! 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:12.000 RD: Party pooper. 00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:14.600 AJ: OK, so that didn't work. I know! Pinkie Pie! 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:18.700 Pinkie! You're the expert on cruel and unusual warfare! What have you got for me? 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:21.100 PP: Aw bro, muffins! AJ: Muffins. 00:02:21.100 --> 00:02:23.000 PP: Muffins! AJ: MUFFINS!? 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:23.900 Derpy Hooves: Muffins! 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.170 AJ: Ah, balls to you. I'll try Fluttershy. 00:02:26.170 --> 00:02:28.700 FS: How about a stampede of cute little bunnies? 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.000 AJ: That's a terrible idea. Let's see what they've got. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.920 (distressed crowd noises) 00:02:36.920 --> 00:02:39.500 AJ: I can't believe how useless these ponies all are. 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:42.800 Well, stick with what you know. Apple warfare it is. 00:02:43.500 --> 00:02:45.700 TS: Hi, Applejack! It's me, Twilight! 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:50.200 AJ: I swear to God; do we even have gods in Equestria? I don't know, but I swear... 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:52.200 WHAT DO YOU WANT, TWILIGHT? 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:55.600 TS: I was just wondering if you're still collecting those apples. 00:02:55.700 --> 00:02:59.500 AJ: There's no reason for me not to be collecting these apples, Twilight. 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:02.000 TS: Look, just, please don't collect them! 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.400 AJ: Like I'm going to listen to you. 00:03:05.900 --> 00:03:08.079 TS: Applejack you have to stop. 00:03:08.079 --> 00:03:10.700 AJ: What do you mean? What are you talking about? Get off me! 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:15.400 TS: Applejack there's something I've been meaning to tell you, but I just don't know how. 00:03:15.500 --> 00:03:16.700 AJ: Twilight... 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:18.600 TS: Applejack, I... 00:03:18.700 --> 00:03:21.599 I accidentally poisoned all your apples! I'm sorry! 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:22.800 AJ: You did what!? 00:03:22.900 --> 00:03:28.669 TS: It was for an experiment and it... I needed... it... went... well... things went bad. 00:03:28.669 --> 00:03:32.329 TS: Twilight, you daft ninny! What am I going to do with all these poisoned ap... 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:34.200 Poisoned, you say? 00:03:34.200 --> 00:03:35.700 TS: Um, yes? 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.100 AJ: And how good would you say this poison is then? 00:03:38.200 --> 00:03:40.169 TS: I don't know, I haven't tested it yet. 00:03:40.169 --> 00:03:41.800 AJ: I see... 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:47.519 Today, as good friends, I've decided to give you all a treat. Cause we're all good friends here. 00:03:47.600 --> 00:03:50.800 Try some of this apple poi... juice I got for you. 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:55.800 RD: Like, that was so good! This is so much better than my birthday party. 00:03:55.900 --> 00:03:58.400 S: Pinkie! Is everything alright? 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.400 PP: Oh no. I'm feeling something! 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:03.900 (unwanted regurgitation) 00:04:03.900 --> 00:04:06.919 PP: The pain! It hurts, it hurts bad. 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:09.900 AJ: Oh, yes! We'll be having steak for dinner tonight! 00:04:20.700 --> 00:04:23.200 RD: Snuggle Berry was, like, my best friend... 00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:29.100 And now she died! She got run over by bunnies. Freaking bunnies! 00:04:29.200 --> 00:04:34.400 It's just not fair! I know I have everyone but why does everyone hate me?