WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:05.620 PP: Cause you know Twilight, when they all go into the mines of Moria, they leave Bill behind, 00:00:05.620 --> 00:00:08.800 so in my story, they obviously need another pony, 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:11.900 that's where the brave and sexy Pinkie comes in! 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:15.450 All this time, she'd been living with Galadriel and all the other elves in... 00:00:15.450 --> 00:00:17.279 TS: Hey, Pinkie, I just had a great idea! 00:00:17.279 --> 00:00:19.200 Go annoy somone else! 00:00:19.300 --> 00:00:20.570 PP: Aw, yeah, K bro. 00:00:20.570 --> 00:00:24.600 PP: Rainbow! Want to hear the rest of my story? I'll skip ahead a bit. RD: Oh no. 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.200 PP: So Frodo, Sam and Pinkie, who will be played by me, RD: No Pinkie, I don't want to hear it. No Pinkie, 00:00:27.200 --> 00:00:29.300 PP: have just split up from the rest of the fellowship, RD:I don't want to hear it. Pinkie, I don't want to hear your story! 00:00:29.400 --> 00:00:31.800 PP: But then all of a suddenly, and here's the big twist, RD: No, Pinkie, I don't want to hear your story! (garbled nonsense) 00:00:31.900 --> 00:00:34.800 PP: Bill comes back! And he's looking all buff and handsome, RD: (blargh blah blah I don't want to hear... story) 00:00:34.800 --> 00:00:38.300 PP: and we instantly fall in love. So Frodo gives the One Ring to Bill, RD: I don't want to... No, Pinkie! I don't want to hear it! 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:40.200 PP: And he goes down on his knees in front of me, RD: I don't want to hear it Pinkie! 00:00:40.300 --> 00:00:44.700 PP: and I'm looking all surprised, but deep down, I know I've been waiting for this a long time. 00:00:44.700 --> 00:00:45.739 RD: (dourgh) 00:00:45.739 --> 00:00:48.700 PP: And that's when the meteor strikes! RD: Just kill me now or something. 00:00:55.700 --> 00:00:59.400 RD: Pinkie! I've been thinking. You're annoying... and I'm annoying! 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.900 We should totally team up and annoy everyone! 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 PP: Yeah, OK. 00:01:03.800 --> 00:01:05.700 S: Ahohehargh! 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:10.500 RD: (laughter) That was the best thing ever! 00:01:10.600 --> 00:01:11.900 PP: Do it again! Do it again! 00:01:12.900 --> 00:01:17.800 S: Why are you trying to hurt me? It's just not fair. RD: Spike's a loser! Spike's a loser! 00:01:17.800 --> 00:01:19.300 RD: Bored now. New target! 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:21.900 R: Oh, please let there be deadly thorns in here! 00:01:21.900 --> 00:01:23.600 Oh no! My allergies! 00:01:23.600 --> 00:01:24.660 RD: Lol! 00:01:24.660 --> 00:01:27.900 TS: It's not funny guys! Make it stop! Make it stop! RD: Hahahaha! She's stuck in an endless loop! 00:01:27.900 --> 00:01:29.400 Aw, this is the best treadmill ever! 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:32.400 PP: Bro! Bro! Look at her go, bro! She's stuck! 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:56.219 RD: You know Pinkie, being with you has been so fun. 00:01:56.219 --> 00:01:59.909 I've never had any friends, and you're like a best friend to me now! 00:01:59.909 --> 00:02:02.800 PP: Aw, bro! I painted your eye! 00:02:02.800 --> 00:02:09.590 RD: Why would you do that Pinkie? It's not funny! It's not funny, Pinkie! Why would you do that? 00:02:09.600 --> 00:02:12.000 PP: Aw, she'll be fine. She'll get over it. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:14.700 Rainbow! You want to see my cosplay? 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.500 RD: Go away Pinkie. You've been friend dumped! 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:20.300 This is my new friend, Gilda. I just found her. 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:22.500 G: I say, nice to meet you, old bean! 00:02:22.500 --> 00:02:24.000 PP: Bloody POMS... 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:29.900 G: You know I've never had a friend before. Usually everyone is off put by my ugly appearance and crooked teeth. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:33.579 RD: Yeah, you're pretty ugly, but I don't have any other friends so you'll have to do. 00:02:33.579 --> 00:02:35.400 G: Baly good of you, I must say! 00:02:35.500 --> 00:02:38.400 PP: Rainbow, have you gone mad! You can't be friends with a non pony! 00:02:38.500 --> 00:02:41.209 G: Well we haven't really had the chance to be friends yet... 00:02:41.209 --> 00:02:47.300 and I was wondering, since you and Rainbow Dash always hang out together, and I've never been able to, 00:02:47.300 --> 00:02:51.400 could you possibly just let me have this one day to spend with my new friend. 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:53.700 it'd be awfully nice of you. 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:56.800 PP: And she's not even hanging out with another pony! 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:59.819 TS: Ah, this must be the episode we delve into racism. 00:02:59.819 --> 00:03:01.100 PP: Nah, that's not for a little bit yet. 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:04.800 TS: Well if you really hate Gilda, do the opposite of what she says. 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:06.200 And get out of my house. 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:08.579 PP: Aw, I'm going to spy on you so hard! 00:03:08.579 --> 00:03:11.630 G: Oh, sorry, old bean! We seem to have bumped into each other! 00:03:11.630 --> 00:03:13.900 FS: It's the slave driver come back to get me! 00:03:13.900 --> 00:03:17.100 I won't got back to the fields! Martin Luther King! 00:03:17.200 --> 00:03:21.000 G: Oh dear, that didn't go well. Perhaps a cup of tea will help her! 00:03:21.100 --> 00:03:24.700 PP: I can't believe I just saw Gilda assault and savage Fluttershy! 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:27.750 Oh, this justifies everything I'm going to do! 00:03:27.750 --> 00:03:30.400 Welcome to death, Gilda! I mean the party! 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.700 The party that's to die for! 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:36.500 G: I say! This is the best birthday I've ever had. 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:37.900 PP: Burn the evil one! 00:03:37.900 --> 00:03:39.919 Oh, no way. How are you still alive? 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:42.700 RD: Hahahaha, that was pretty good, Pinkie! 00:03:42.700 --> 00:03:47.600 G: Well, I do enjoy a good prank, but I did have a pace-maker installed just yesterday, 00:03:47.600 --> 00:03:50.800 and I do also have my diabetes, so I was just wondering... 00:03:50.900 --> 00:03:56.000 PP: Aw, yeah bro. I heard all about your diabetes. Don't worry. Try some of these, they're good for you. 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.700 G: Well, you are a very good friend. I suppose I can trust you. 00:04:00.700 --> 00:04:02.800 Oh dear! I'm not feeling very well! 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:04.600 RD: Like, wash it down with that tea! 00:04:04.700 --> 00:04:07.000 G: Ah, tea. So good to have you back. 00:04:07.900 --> 00:04:10.780 Oh, I do believe the burning hot tea has landed on my feet. 00:04:10.780 --> 00:04:14.600 Quite... qu... qu...quite painful! 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:16.600 PP: Bloody griffons just dont die, hey. 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:21.700 G: I'm quite sorry that I'll have to leave the party, everone, but I am going to have to go to the hospital, 00:04:21.700 --> 00:04:24.200 as I am in rather gratuitous amounts of pain! 00:04:24.300 --> 00:04:28.400 RD: And you know what Gilda? Don't bother coming back. You're boring me now. 00:04:28.500 --> 00:04:33.400 G: Oh, and that's another friend I've lost. Well at least I'll always have football. 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:36.400 RD: It's called soccer, you nonce. Get out of here! 00:04:36.500 --> 00:04:38.600 G: Well I'll just be on my way then. 00:04:38.700 --> 00:04:42.000 PP: And that's why we call this place Ponyville! 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:43.400 TS: Because of the racism? 00:04:43.400 --> 00:04:46.200 PP: Damn right! Pony power forever! 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.120 PC: I'm just writing a letter an... 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:07.389 Oh what is this? Invisible ink? Is this what we're teaching our children now? 00:05:07.389 --> 00:05:12.000 Yes, no, I see why they say this has great morals for all the children. No, that's really great. 00:05:12.100 --> 00:05:18.900 I mean what kind of idiotic writers tells children that it's OK to be continuously playing pranks on everyone? 00:05:19.900 --> 00:05:22.409 We're raising a generation of assholes, that's what we're doing.