WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.700 --> 00:00:08.100 S: Why, yes, I am Sean Connery. Why not join me for a drink, or maybe... join me in my room later this evening. 00:00:08.100 --> 00:00:10.500 TS: Spike! S: Ahuhaugh! Yes master? 00:00:10.700 --> 00:00:16.619 TS: You've gone crazy with power! Absolutely crazy! You must be stopped! Listen to the voice of reason! 00:00:16.619 --> 00:00:19.900 S: No master! The moustache! It's my only sexy feature! 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.700 TS: Back to the depths with you, Nosefuratu! 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:28.900 S: Aww, that took me two months to grow. 00:00:37.500 --> 00:00:39.500 Snails: We're charging through! 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:44.200 S: I swear, it's like everyone hates me or something. 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:46.200 Snails: Did you hear the news? 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:47.400 TS: What news? 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:50.400 Snips: There's, like, a new Twilight in town. TS: What? 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:52.800 Snails: There's a blue Twilight in town! 00:00:52.800 --> 00:00:54.570 TS: I call shenanigans on you! 00:00:54.570 --> 00:00:56.400 Snips: So, uh, no, like, it's like, totally true. 00:00:56.400 --> 00:00:58.800 TS: There's no such pony as Blue Twilight! 00:00:58.900 --> 00:01:02.930 Blue Twilight: Everyone look at my magical skills! I don't need friends! 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.400 TS: Holy crap, it really is blue me! 00:01:05.500 --> 00:01:10.200 BT: So I just thought I'd swing by, show you a little magic trick or two, honey. 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:12.700 TS: Hey guys, have you seen the new pony? 00:01:12.800 --> 00:01:17.800 AJ: Oh, you mean that new pony that's standing on front of the stage, in front of everyone in the audience with the fireworks and everything? 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:19.300 No, why do you ask? 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:21.960 R: Honestly, it's like Twilight all over again. 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:24.700 RD: But, like, I thought I was Blue Twilight. 00:01:24.700 --> 00:01:26.800 AJ: You're not even a unicorn, Rainbow Dash. 00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:28.300 RD: Well I could have been. 00:01:28.300 --> 00:01:30.850 TS: So did you want me to get everything for the party ready? 00:01:30.850 --> 00:01:32.900 AJ: What the hell are you talking about? What party 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.880 TS: You know, for Blue Twilight. 00:01:34.880 --> 00:01:37.700 RD: How come she gets a party? I never got one! 00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:40.490 R: Yeah, why would we throw a party for Blue Twilight? 00:01:40.490 --> 00:01:46.300 TS: Don't you remember? Well the last time a pony came to town who only cared about magic and didn't want friends, 00:01:46.300 --> 00:01:52.770 you threw her a party and she learned that the only real magic is friendship, as well as actual magic. 00:01:52.770 --> 00:01:54.200 R: I don't remember that happening. 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:55.950 RD: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. 00:01:55.950 --> 00:01:58.600 AJ: I'm fairly certain we'd remember a pony like that, Twilight. 00:01:58.700 --> 00:02:00.500 TS: You guys are idiots. 00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:03.100 BT: I'm just going to show off some more of my magic now. 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:05.600 RD: I don't like her, all she does is show off. 00:02:05.600 --> 00:02:08.560 AJ: And there's only one way to deal with a show off. 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:12.800 TS: I already regret asking this, but how do you deal with the show off? 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:14.600 AJ: By also trying to show off. 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:19.670 RD: It's OK when we do it. Not for any real reason. It's just OK when we do it. 00:02:19.670 --> 00:02:24.800 TS: That's it! I'm out! I hope a bear eats you all. Whoever writes this show is an idiot. 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.000 Narrator: Later, that evening. 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:30.400 Snips: So, uh, hey, Blue Twilight, can you show us some more magic or something? 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:32.680 Snails: I am a pickled bean! 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.800 BT: I am so sorry, my faithful fans... 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:41.880 but I am just too tired from performing hours of magical entertainment for all of Ponyville free of charge. 00:02:41.880 --> 00:02:45.200 Perhaps tomorrow I can spend more time with you. 00:02:45.300 --> 00:02:47.000 Snips: You're the best mom ever. 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.400 BT: I love you too, son. 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:50.400 Snails: We are in a cave! 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.430 Snips: I... I don't remember how we got in this cave. 00:02:52.430 --> 00:02:53.800 Snails: We're lost! 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:56.489 Snips: Quick, Snails! Use your magic to summon Blue Twilight! 00:02:56.489 --> 00:03:00.880 Snails: Blue Twilight! We your faithful call out to you today! 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:03.400 (bearly a roar) 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:04.739 Snips: That's not Blue Twilight. 00:03:04.739 --> 00:03:05.500 Snails: Oops. 00:03:06.700 --> 00:03:08.900 Run for your lives! 00:03:08.900 --> 00:03:11.800 S: Master! There's a bear in town! We need your help. 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:14.200 TS: What did I say before Spike? 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:16.900 S: That you hope a bear eats everyone? 00:03:16.900 --> 00:03:21.570 TS: A GIANT BEAR EATS ALL OF THEM! 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:22.900 S: OK. 00:03:22.900 --> 00:03:25.000 Snips: We're so sorry, Blue Twilight. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.900 BT: Boys, performing for you has been the greatest pleasure of my life. 00:03:29.900 --> 00:03:37.300 TS: So Celestia says she doesn't want to lose another entire town to bear attacks this week, so consider yourselves lucky. 00:03:37.300 --> 00:03:40.100 AJ: Good job, Twilight! You saved the entire town. 00:03:40.100 --> 00:03:43.300 TS: Now let me guess; you all hate me cause I showed off. 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:47.700 AJ: Oh ho ho, no, Twilight! We don't hate you cause you show off. 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:52.130 R: We just hate Blue Twilight cause she's blue! We hate the colour blue! 00:03:52.130 --> 00:03:53.800 TS: But Rainbow Dash is blue. 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:56.390 AJ: Yes, but we all hate her as well, remember? 00:03:56.390 --> 00:03:59.600 RD: Wait a minute, you guys hate me cause I'm blue? 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:04.800 Ablublublah I don't even... I can't believe you guys. Ablublublablubla. 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:09.160 BT: Well I suppose since you can't stand a pony of colour, I'd best be on my way. 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:12.800 TS: This show is messed up, mare. It is messed up. 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.800 Snails: I love you, Blue Twilight. 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:32.800 Me: So Twilight is purple Twilight, and Trixie is blue Twilight... 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:37.800 and the ursa major is purple bear, and the ursa minor is blue bear. 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:42.800 COINCEDENCE! I think maybe.