WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.589 FS: Angel you will eat your damn carrots! 00:00:04.589 --> 00:00:06.800 OW! Oh I get it. 00:00:06.800 --> 00:00:13.900 It's OK to have Fluttershy do everything her owners say, but as soon as she gains ownership of her own farm, 00:00:13.900 --> 00:00:22.400 suddenly it's all "equal rights" and "slavery's not OK anymore"! In the name of the black smoke in the sky, I demand reparations! 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:26.000 I'm sorry my white master, I'll get back to work now. 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:34.590 FS: Someone help! The clan's out to get me! 00:00:34.590 --> 00:00:37.200 TS: Everybody listen up! FS: Everypony. 00:00:37.300 --> 00:00:43.750 TS: OK, whatever, it doesn't matter. There's a dragon nearby, and the smoke he's causing will eventually kill us all. 00:00:43.750 --> 00:00:45.200 PP: Well what are we going to do? 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:48.200 TS: We're going to go up there, talk to him about his problem, 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:51.700 and maybe in time we can learn to be friends and live together with each other. 00:00:51.700 --> 00:00:55.900 AJ: Let me stop you right there Twilight. Wouldn't it be much quicker to just kick him out of town? 00:00:55.900 --> 00:01:03.500 TS: NO! We always kick new people out of town! Just once I would like to make friends with someone who isn't from Ponyville. 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:10.100 TS: First we kicked Gilda out! Then we kicked Blue Twilight out! Can we please just make friends with someone? 00:01:10.100 --> 00:01:13.700 AJ: Alright, we'll take a vote. Who thinks we should go with Twilight's idea? 00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:15.900 R, PP, RD: Me. FS: I'm to shy to vote. 00:01:15.900 --> 00:01:17.300 AJ: Let me rephrase that. 00:01:17.300 --> 00:01:23.200 Who thinks we should do what Twilight said, remembering that I can have Big Mac snap your spines in three to five places. 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:26.200 AJ: OK then, dragon slaying it is. 00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:29.210 TS: I hate you so much. 00:01:29.210 --> 00:01:32.100 RD: Uh, Twilight. Why are we bringing Fluttershy? 00:01:32.100 --> 00:01:34.500 TS: Well, duh. She's good with animals. 00:01:34.500 --> 00:01:38.200 RD: No she's not! She can't even get her own bunny to eat a freaking carrot. 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:40.500 FS: Now Angel you play nice with Spike. 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:44.300 S: Augh! The pain! My head! 00:01:44.300 --> 00:01:48.820 FS: Why am I just so bad with animals? Maybe I should just stay home. 00:01:48.820 --> 00:01:52.780 TS: Quick everyone! Grab her and take her to a place of fire against her will! 00:01:52.780 --> 00:01:57.300 FS: Oh no. I'm having flashbacks to the bad days! The bad days! 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:00.280 TS: Fluttershy, hurry up. I want to get this over with. 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:03.319 FS: I can't, you see, I'm just too shy. 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:04.700 RD: Yeah. she's pretty shy. 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:05.900 PP: She's shy, hey! 00:02:05.900 --> 00:02:08.500 R: If you ask me, I'd say she's really shy. 00:02:08.500 --> 00:02:11.989 TS: Oh well, I guess we'll just have to let the dragon live in peace. 00:02:11.989 --> 00:02:15.530 AJ: Balls to you, we're killing this thing. You go on ahead, we'll catch up. 00:02:15.530 --> 00:02:17.200 PP: Aw yeah, bro, I win again! 00:02:17.200 --> 00:02:20.000 R: Oh, this is bullcrap. Best eight out of twenty? 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:26.400 AJ: Sorry it took so long, we came across some ghosts and she flipped out, screaming something about the return of the old masters. Lets go! 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:29.170 FS: Guys, I don't think I can make this jump. 00:02:29.170 --> 00:02:30.500 TS: Oh why not? 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:32.200 FS: I'm just too shy. 00:02:32.200 --> 00:02:34.600 TS: That's your reason for everything! 00:02:34.600 --> 00:02:36.200 FS: It's a good reason. 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:42.900 PP: OK, Fluttershy, look. Even if you can't fly, you can still jump! Just remember that famous basket ball player and you'll be fine! 00:02:42.900 --> 00:02:44.200 Shaquille O'Neal! 00:02:44.200 --> 00:02:47.000 PP: Not that one! Aw, that was close. 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.500 TS: Never, ever that one, Fluttershy. 00:02:49.500 --> 00:02:50.780 R: Are we there yet? 00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:51.700 TS: No. 00:02:51.700 --> 00:02:52.900 R: How about now? 00:02:52.900 --> 00:02:53.930 TS: Yes! 00:02:53.930 --> 00:02:57.519 OK guys, we're going to tackle this dragon one pony at a time. 00:02:57.519 --> 00:03:03.200 RS: Wait a minute, haven't we been trying to stick together this whole way up the mountain? Why would we split up now? 00:03:03.300 --> 00:03:04.900 TS: Oh, no reason. 00:03:04.900 --> 00:03:07.200 AJ: Are you trying to pull something behind my back, Twilight? 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:08.959 TS: Nnnnnoooo? 00:03:08.959 --> 00:03:12.000 OK, you all wait here. I'm going in alone. 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.000 Um, excuse me Mr. Dragon. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.819 Dragon: What do you want? 00:03:15.819 --> 00:03:17.700 TS: You want to be friends? 00:03:17.700 --> 00:03:19.720 D: You can't have any of my money. 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:29.100 TS: Oh ho ho, no, silly! I just want to be friends with you. Cause... magic, yeah. 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:31.100 D: Oh, just spit it out. 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:35.400 TS: Well, it's just that your snoring is kind of killing all the ponies in Ponyville. 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:41.000 Now I think we should just talk this out, but my friends out there wanted to kill you so I thought I'd come in alone and... 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:43.700 D: Wait, what did your friends want to do? 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:47.800 TS: Uh, nothing. Forget I said anything. Uh oh. 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:50.900 D: EARUGH! RARGH!!!!!! 00:03:50.900 --> 00:03:52.700 TS: Run for your lives! 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:56.200 R: If I must die, please let it be slow and painful! 00:03:56.200 --> 00:04:03.600 D: I don't know if there are gods in Equestria, but if there are, I suggest you all start praying to them now. 00:04:03.600 --> 00:04:07.250 FS: Oh great and powerful dragon! Please don't kill me! 00:04:07.250 --> 00:04:08.700 TS: You mean us right? 00:04:08.700 --> 00:04:12.299 D: And what's a pega like you doing out of the fields? 00:04:12.299 --> 00:04:20.780 FS: OH HELL NO! You can't say that word! Only pegasus can say that word! Apologize fool! 00:04:20.780 --> 00:04:22.300 D: Excuse me? 00:04:22.300 --> 00:04:24.800 FS: I said APOLOGIZE! 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:26.800 D: Sorry. 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:29.400 S: So did you convince the dragon to leave? 00:04:29.400 --> 00:04:34.600 TS: Well Spike, I suppose you could say he's... dra... gone! 00:04:36.300 --> 00:04:37.800 Just write it down, Spike. 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:39.500 S: I'm not writing that down. 00:04:39.500 --> 00:04:41.000 TS: Damn it, Spike, write it down!