WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.600 --> 00:00:06.300 Narrator: Looks like Ponyville's about to have a bad day. 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:08.269 Pink Pegasus: Woop, that's me done. I'm going home now. 00:00:08.269 --> 00:00:11.719 DH: Damn you, Mother Nature! And damn all of your branches! 00:00:11.719 --> 00:00:14.809 R: This tree is mine cause I marked it with my image. 00:00:14.809 --> 00:00:17.700 AJ: Oh, no you don't, that's my tree. Get your own! 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:20.400 R: You can't really own a tree, Applejack. 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:23.400 AJ: All the trees in Ponyville are mine. 00:00:23.400 --> 00:00:25.200 R: Well I want this one! 00:00:25.200 --> 00:00:27.240 AJ: No, you can't have it! Go away! 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:31.420 Narrator: Looks like Applejack and Rarity need to learn to get along. 00:00:31.420 --> 00:00:33.000 R: Oh, hey, the narrator's back! 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.690 AJ: Where have you been all this time? 00:00:34.690 --> 00:00:41.000 Narrator: I've been watching what ponies do in their private time. Mmmhmmm. 00:00:42.500 --> 00:00:43.500 R: What? 00:00:49.700 --> 00:00:53.200 R: Is that rain? Oh no! I'm allergic to water! 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:54.769 AJ: No you're not. 00:00:54.769 --> 00:01:00.900 R: Oh, yeah? Then how come every time I stand out in the rain for a few hours I always get a cold? 00:01:00.900 --> 00:01:02.680 AJ: You are such an idiot. 00:01:02.680 --> 00:01:04.400 R: Just help me! 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:08.700 AJ: Oh, fine. There's an abandoned cabin near here. We'll go stay there the night. 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:10.720 R: Aw, this place is creepy. 00:01:10.720 --> 00:01:13.100 AJ: They say this place used to be a library. 00:01:13.100 --> 00:01:14.140 R: What happened to it? 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:17.140 AJ: Oh, nothing at all. This is how every library in the world is like. 00:01:17.140 --> 00:01:22.500 R: Aw, that's a shame. Here, maybe this book will teach us more about this abandoned building. 00:01:22.500 --> 00:01:26.900 Hang on, let me, uh, just look in it. Eh. 00:01:26.900 --> 00:01:30.929 I can't understand this, it's written in Irish, can you read it? 00:01:30.929 --> 00:01:34.140 AJ: It's written in... are you completely daft? 00:01:34.140 --> 00:01:38.030 R: Awwww, I'm so bored. There's nothing to do in here. 00:01:38.030 --> 00:01:40.800 AJ: Yeah, that's pretty much libraries for you. 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:50.600 Narrator: Two mares trapped inside an abandoned cabin. Who knows what they're going to get up to. Mmmmmhmmmm. 00:01:50.600 --> 00:01:51.900 AJ: Oi! You shut up! 00:01:51.900 --> 00:01:54.500 R: Hey Applejack! Want to play truth or dare? 00:01:54.500 --> 00:01:56.100 AJ: Absolutely not! 00:01:56.100 --> 00:01:59.400 Narrator: Oh, please say yes. 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:02.380 AJ: Actually, you know what? Maybe I will. 00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:05.200 Narrator: Aww, yeah! 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:10.500 AJ: Rarity, I dare you stand outside for ten minutes and leave me alone. Actually, you know what? Make it half an hour. 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:13.200 R: But I'm allergic! I told you that already! 00:02:13.200 --> 00:02:14.700 AJ: Too late. You've got to do it. 00:02:15.700 --> 00:02:17.700 R: Has it been half an hour now? 00:02:17.700 --> 00:02:19.500 AJ: Uh, close enough. Come back in. 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:23.000 R: Alright, now it's my turn. 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:24.800 AJ: Ah, damn it. I forgot about that. 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:29.100 R: I dare you to dress up like one of your dead parents! Hah! 00:02:29.100 --> 00:02:32.030 AJ: Oh, you are so dead when this is over. 00:02:32.030 --> 00:02:36.700 R: Aw, gee, Applejack. I didn't know your dad had such fine taste. 00:02:36.700 --> 00:02:38.900 AJ: I dare you to say that again! 00:02:38.900 --> 00:02:41.079 R: I dare you to not dare me that! 00:02:41.079 --> 00:02:44.359 Narrator: I dare you both to make out with each other. 00:02:44.359 --> 00:02:45.700 AJ: Shut up, Phil! 00:02:45.700 --> 00:02:46.600 R: I ain't gay. 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:49.700 AJ: I swear both of you are going to... Wait a minute, I thought you were? 00:02:49.700 --> 00:02:51.200 R: Who told you that? 00:02:51.200 --> 00:02:52.970 AJ: I just thought that was your thing or something. 00:02:52.970 --> 00:02:54.700 R: That's not my thing. 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:55.800 AJ: I'll bet you're gay. 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:57.000 R: I am not! 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.940 R: This doesn't prove anything. 00:03:01.940 --> 00:03:04.600 AJ: Oh, you're just mad that I one truth or dare. 00:03:04.600 --> 00:03:07.240 R: Yeah, well at least my dad's not a cross-dresser. 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:09.700 AJ: You take that back or I'll cut you! 00:03:09.700 --> 00:03:12.500 R: Aw yeah, will you? Will you? 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:14.580 You can if you want to. 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:16.700 AJ: Damn it, I hate you so much! 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:22.800 R: Prove it then! Ooh! A soft fluffy pillow? That didn't hurt at all! 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.500 AJ: Yeah, I know. 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:26.810 R: Well let's see how you like it! 00:03:26.810 --> 00:03:30.840 AJ: Oh no, please don't hit me with the soft fluffy pillows. 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:41.600 Phil: And now they're pillow fighting! Awwwwww Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:43.200 R: Damn it, Phil! Shut up! 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:45.580 AJ: He's a total creep, I tell you what. 00:03:45.580 --> 00:03:47.800 R: I'll bet he doesn't have any friends. 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:50.500 AJ: Ahahaha! Oh, good one, Rarity. 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:52.600 R: Hey look at me, I'm Phil! 00:03:52.600 --> 00:03:58.600 Urgh, I don't have any friends and I'm so fat and lonely and I can't physically manifest myself. 00:03:58.600 --> 00:04:05.769 AJ: Ahahaha, haha ha. Oh, you know what, Rarity? Maybe you're not so bad after all. 00:04:05.769 --> 00:04:06.900 R: You as well mate! 00:04:06.900 --> 00:04:09.600 AJ: Well, the sun's finally out. I'm getting out of here. 00:04:09.600 --> 00:04:14.300 R: You know Applejack, I think I learned a lot from you, About friendship and all that. 00:04:14.300 --> 00:04:19.300 AJ: And I did't learn anything from you. You're still a complete and total moron. 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:22.300 R: Yeah, well you're... stupid. 00:04:22.300 --> 00:04:24.000 AJ: Oh, that's fantastic. 00:04:38.200 --> 00:04:42.800 AJ: Actually Rarity, before we go I just want to ask you... SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! WHAT IS THAT? 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:45.200 R: I told you I was allergic!