WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:04.509 S: You seem very happy with yourself today! 00:00:04.509 --> 00:00:11.100 TS: Why wouldn't I be Spike? Ponyville managed to go a whole week without being racist to anyone! 00:00:11.100 --> 00:00:16.500 Finally, we're becoming a town that's worth living in. I'm really proud of every pony. 00:00:16.500 --> 00:00:18.240 S: If you say so... 00:00:18.240 --> 00:00:19.800 PP: Aw, Twilight get over here! 00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:25.060 TS: Of course, Pinkie. What seems to be the problem. Oh, hi everyone else. 00:00:25.060 --> 00:00:31.400 I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you all for finally learning how to tolerate ponies that aren't from Ponyville. 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:33.500 Now how can I help you today? 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:36.200 AJ: There's some weird looking pony out there, and we're all scared of her. 00:00:37.500 --> 00:00:43.200 TS: NO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:52.800 TS: Why does everything always come back to racism? 00:00:52.800 --> 00:00:55.900 PP: Oh, we're no racist. We just hate Zecora cause we don't understand her. 00:00:55.900 --> 00:00:58.300 TS: That is racism, you idiot! 00:00:58.300 --> 00:01:00.740 PP: Oh yeah, I guess it is. Whoops! Hehe. 00:01:00.740 --> 00:01:04.050 TS: Have any of you even just tried talking to her? 00:01:04.050 --> 00:01:06.300 R: We can't understand a word she's saying though! 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:07.410 FS: Bill Cosby! 00:01:07.410 --> 00:01:10.300 RD: Freaking foreigners should just learn the language! I did. 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:12.630 TS: Where are you originally from, Rainbow Dash? 00:01:12.630 --> 00:01:15.400 RD: Uh, I'm Swahili. Can't you tell from my accent? 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:17.020 PP: Aw, you know I wrote a song about her! 00:01:17.020 --> 00:01:19.500 TS: I wasn't asking if you wrote a song about her. 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:25.200 PP: Oh, she's an evil enchantress and she wears evil pantses, and if you get into her van, she will take you to kansas. 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:29.800 And what will she do, she'll hit you with a shoe, and she'll steal all your cash like a big dirty Jew! 00:01:29.800 --> 00:01:31.300 So, watch out! 00:01:31.300 --> 00:01:34.800 TS: You know what; you all stay here and I'm going to go talk to her. 00:01:34.800 --> 00:01:36.680 PP: Don't worry Twilight, we'll go with you! 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:39.200 TS: Did you not just hear a word I said? 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.259 AJ: Yeah, but we hate listening to you, remember? 00:01:41.259 --> 00:01:43.600 TS: Fine, whatever, let's go. 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:46.200 Hey Zecora! You want to hang? 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:51.300 TS: Wow, that came out so wrong. I mean do you want to hang out? 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:56.000 Zecora: Sorry young ponies but I have to go! Strawberry cats like to play in the snow! 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.800 AJ: What in tarnation does that mean? 00:01:57.800 --> 00:01:59.900 R: Watch out! She's speaking Hindu at us! 00:01:59.900 --> 00:02:01.300 TS: It's not Hindu! 00:02:01.300 --> 00:02:02.400 RD: Well what was it then? 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:07.000 TS: It was rap music, that's all. Rap is nothing to be scared of. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.000 AJ: She's trying to curse us with rap music! Get back to the ghetto forest with you! 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:12.340 PP: Rap isn't real music! 00:02:12.340 --> 00:02:14.500 R: Close your ears everyone, or the rap will get you! 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:17.200 TS: There's nothing wrong with rap music! 00:02:18.600 --> 00:02:21.650 TS: Universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it. 00:02:21.650 --> 00:02:25.730 RD: I can't freaking fly anymore! This is what we get for listening to you, Twilight. 00:02:25.730 --> 00:02:31.940 R: I tried telling you our racism is always justified but no, you wouldn't listen. 00:02:31.940 --> 00:02:35.360 TS: Oh it's not that bad, Fluttershy seems alright. 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:36.400 FS: Dolly Parton! 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:38.400 TS: Oh no, it's worse than I thought! 00:02:40.700 --> 00:02:43.300 TS: We need to find out how to break this curse! 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:44.500 AB: I've got an idea! 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:47.500 TS: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who are you? 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:49.200 AB: It's me, Applebloom! 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:51.230 TS: Uhhhhhh... 00:02:51.230 --> 00:02:52.800 AB: You met me in episode one! 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:54.820 TS: Uhhhhh..... 00:02:54.820 --> 00:02:56.400 AB: I'm Applejack's sister! 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:58.250 TS: Uhhhh.... 00:02:58.250 --> 00:03:00.000 AJ: I'm Applejack, you daft ninny! 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.900 TS: Your voice is funny. 00:03:01.900 --> 00:03:03.900 AJ: Say that again and I'll bite your toes off! 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.400 TS: Pinkie, please stop trying to speak. 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:10.000 OK, we made it. What do we do now? 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:14.860 R: I say we go in there, tie her up and hang her by a tree. Just like the good old days! 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:17.600 TS: I don't remember those days being good. 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:21.000 RD: I don't remember those days being old. Didn't we do that yesterday? 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:25.860 R: Oh yeah, haha, that was fun. Poor Cheerilee's going to be in therapy for days. 00:03:25.860 --> 00:03:29.830 TS: Well, whatever we do, let's do it now. I think the curse is getting worse! 00:03:29.830 --> 00:03:40.200 FS: Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh BABY BABY! 00:03:40.200 --> 00:03:43.660 TS: I never thought I'd say this, but I miss old Fluttershy. 00:03:43.660 --> 00:03:46.000 OK, one, two, three. 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:47.700 Everyone else: Charge! Fluttershy: Colonel Sanders! 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:51.730 Z: You jive turkeys! Dang ponies always trying to keep a zebra down! 00:03:51.730 --> 00:03:53.200 AJ: Shove it up your ear hole! 00:03:53.200 --> 00:03:57.570 TS: Zecora I place you under arrest for crimes you probably didn't commit! 00:03:57.570 --> 00:03:59.500 Z: You can't take me back to the slammer! 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:02.330 TS: I demand you take this curse off of us! 00:04:02.330 --> 00:04:05.000 AB: Oy, you six idiots! Shut up and just listen to her. 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:06.500 TS: What! Why? 00:04:06.500 --> 00:04:11.500 Z: That curse you have has an easy fix! I like to play my drums with drumsticks! 00:04:11.500 --> 00:04:13.410 RD: That does't make any freaking sense! 00:04:13.410 --> 00:04:14.700 R: Bloody Indonesians! 00:04:14.700 --> 00:04:16.500 TS: What do you mean? 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:22.000 TS: Oh, I get it now! 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:27.000 And to think all we had to do was bathe in a bath filled with the tears of virgins! 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:29.700 R: I've never seen Rainbow Dash cry that much! 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:34.500 RD: All I had to do was remember a time when my parents where still alive, and it just came gushing out. 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:39.700 Z: The ponies in this town are really weird! Did you know Santa Claus has a beard? 00:04:39.700 --> 00:04:46.400 TS: Boy, you said it Zecora. And now the curse is finally gone, right Fluttershy? 00:04:46.400 --> 00:04:47.600 FS: Michael Jackson! 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:50.900 TS: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....... 00:05:03.900 --> 00:05:07.269 AB: Big sister! Is it time for my cameo yet? 00:05:07.269 --> 00:05:09.200 AJ: Shut up Applebloom!