"She managed to turn her head to look at the creature through blurry tealf-tilf..."
Oh My!
This is just the be-
I don't...there was no emotion in that. NO EMOTION.
I ain't Applejack.
Wut?
Uh...sure?
*cat hits the mic*
Really?
Really! You just freaking hit the mic, Peanut!
You CRAP!
Pinkie, I'm supposed to be recording...
Pinkie, you're taking business?
*Laughs*
"I...I need to get out of here!"
"I need to meet back up with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie!"
I need to remember to voice Fluttershy and not voice myself. Oh. My...stars and garters.
"She put a hoof to her mouth-wha-?"
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS FREAKING LIIINNNE!
Yay!
*Clears Throat*
I believe I start here at Chapter 4, so let's...uh...
(Bad German Accent) HELLO ZIS IS RAINBOW DASH YA AND VER GOING TO BE PERFORMING ZE SONIC RAINBOOM TODAY.
Oh, here I am.
"For a moment...for a moment.."
I CAN HEAR CRINKLES!
"How could the world look up and trust us if Pegasi like...you..."
"...are floying around..." Floying.
(Bad TF2 Scout Accent) Floying around up there in the skoy?!
Yeah, flappy flappy, birdy birdy?
Y'know, with the rainbow shits?
That's what'ya do, that's where it comes from, ya pizza shit!
Taste the Rainbow!
"It opened it's mouth, as if it was going to bore it's fangs down on her one...last...time..."
*SatanRing Meows*
DID SHE JUST MEOW?!
MagPiePony: Yeah! "One last time..." *Imitating cat sound*
*Lost imitating cat sound*
Lost: FUCK YOU, CAT!
*Beatbox fail*
*Snickers*
*Inhale*
Ooooooooooooooh!
Don't ever let Mag hear this, or she's gonna fuckin' kill meeee....
I will lose all best friend privileges.
I don't like the way...eh...
Am I a fake?
Am I...yamom?
*Laughs*
That's what I am, I'm really your mom!
*Guti Singing/Vocal Excersize*
'Kay, there's my tuning notes.
*DEMONIC SCREECH*
Fluttershy line here.
You stupid bitch, you're gonna get your crap wrecked soon.
GutiBooty's gonna sp...bite on your butt.
Chimicherry or Cherrychanga?
*Loud Coughing* *Pats herself* One moment! *More Coughing* Okay, I'm good!
*Singing* Let's have a fuckin' Blooperfest!
I can't fuckin' do this line, now I sound like Applejack there.
*Mumbling* Fucking...*Applejack Voice, Singing* Let's have a buckin' Blooperfest!
*Laughs*
'Cause I'm Applejack!
I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, how do voice Fluttershy?
*Fluttershy Voice* Oh! Oh no. You have to go a little bit...more...into your nose, it's like...
You have to like, take your throat balls, and throw 'em up into your nose. *Laughs*
*Continues Laughing*
Ya'gotta take your throat balls and just shove 'em right up into your nose.
I'm recording all of this, this is a bad idea. *Light sigh mixed with laughing*
"The very air pressing down on her, making her leg shake, and her breathing stop as her heart pounded heavily in her chest..."
*Text*
What the CRAP?!
What was that sound?
"Hold on, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, I'm coming for you!"
*Random Nearby Motorcycle*
Mm...but, not you, Motorcycle on the motorway.
You're a little B*TCH. That is RUINING. MY. RECORDING!
*Laughs* Man, you two th...
Why is she saying "Man"? "Man, man, man man..."
What's this- *Rainbow Dash Voice* Why is there "Mans" in this? Why are we talking about "Mans"?
This is not Lyra.
*BEST LAUGH EVER!*
*H E A V Y D E M O N I C B R E A T H I N G*
*Burp*
Oops!
*Satan?* Never should have had that Mountain Dew before chasing that bitch.
FlutterSHY! *Awkward scream*
Ugh, oh god, that was horri-that was a horrible lucking scream! Good job, RD.
Although maybe I should I...I...*Voice changes to Scootaloo* Hi, Scootaloo!
*Laughs*
I'm here in Silent Ponyville for YOU, Rainbow Dash!
Oh, look a Drag...AHHHHH!
And then Scootaloo was no more. The End!
Pinkie chimed in happily, Fluttershy line here, Fluttershy smiled. Everybody fuggin' smiles in this...motherfuggin' story.
Smile, Smile, Smile, Smile...
You smile, I smile, everybody fuggin' smile. Everybody gets to smile today...
Mudderfuggers.
Hey guys! it's Lost.
So...
I don't even know how to even say this, but thank you guys.
I can't even wrap my head around the fact that there are 45,000 of you guys right now.
Like, I never thought in a million years that number would even be coming out of my mouth.
There's-that's a lot of you guys!
And I am just, I'm just some girl that makes content on the fuckin' internet, and you guys apparently like me enough to subscribe.
But, I'm just, I'm forever grateful, for the love and support that you guys give, for just, ya'know.
All the likes, all the comments, everything! Seriously, it just- It means more to me than you'll ever know.
But I wanted to share with you guys a little, "Exclusive" thing.
On my Patreon, I was fortunate enough to have reached a Patreon Goal that allows me to basically make a specific Blooper Reel JUST for the Patrons.
It's-Yeah, pretty much their own exclusive Blooper Reel.
If you guys are interested in seeing that, there's a link in the description down below to my Patreon.
IF you want to, like I said, it is NOT anything that I am not forcing on you guys.
But for as low as $1, you guys can get exclusive content, just for Patrons.
And of course, I'm gonna thank all my current Patrons for their support, the fact that I was even able to achieve that goal means a lot to me.
But, as an exclusive sneak peek, here's ONE of the bloopers from that Blooper Reel.
Yep.
Totally!
Now here Sugarcube, I'm giving this pile of shit to you, Pinkie!
*Lost and Mag laughing*