(record start)
The day after, though...
we were allowed to sift through the smoulderle-
smoul- *record scratch*
*wheezing laughter* *deep in- and exhale*
Fucking kill me...
"Dash, why did you do that?!"
*clearing throat* Oh, no, nope, m-mh, that was bad...
Wohoo!
*craking*
(raspy) I need water!
Hm... Been a while since I gave enough of a care to be cobore- co-
AAAAH, okay, I can do this!
In fact, various parts of her body are beginning to ooze a black substance
That is: eyes, ears, limbs and already existing
moo.
"If you have to be a mean ol' meanie-pants to be a fashionista in this-!"
BlelelblaEAEA woa, FUUU-CK!
Only in eating (?)
can you sit on the grass butt-naked and not get a pine cone shoved up your a- your crack...
Your crack!
Not "your ass", "your crack"! There's a fucking difference! Reeeee
It was stupid. [Oh, was it, tell me more...]
Gala, birds (singing) you are too loud, you are too looooud!
"Applejack, for once let me clean your hat! It smells like-" my chair creaking
*Lost losing it*
"Alright... so my house had just exploded..."
What kinda fuckin' story...
"Did you ask the other Wonderbolts to keep me busy so you could DO THE DEED?"
"Ah, One-Take-Dashie, at your service!"
"Wanna watch me fuck this up so hard?"
*both laughing*
[Guti seams to enjoy that kind o' rap XD]
And then I said "Season 1 Meme, are you ca-razy?!"
"Waa- that oughta be tough!" Eargh...
Gimme the fuckin' peanuts *wheezing*
Mag: You don't even have to be chewing them
I know, I just need 'em in my fuckin' mouth!
said Lost, ever.
*fake giggling* It- it tickles!
I litteraly say, at Babs[con], that fake laughing was the worst thing that I could possibly do
and you give me a comic with fake laughing?
You know what? Ha, I think you're worried that the fans are gonna use my code th- more-
Blblblb thhhh
I was so close! I was SO CLOSE!
"twisted grimace of pure terror"...
*screaming*
I can't do this!
*Lost losing it ...yet again ^^*
I can't do- why can't you use a stupid fuckin' sound effect?
It's all about mental acuity, perspicuity and mental absorption
Oh, uh, "attentive" absorption! FUCK!
At the entrance of the large double doors are two dark Crystal guards,
and my crystal slave with a small wheel tray...
*car passing*
And a fucking car driving past and fucking up my takes!
"It was her memory of her-"
(murmuring) it was the memory of her moving- It was HER memory of moving into Ponyville after...
*burps*
She ha-hed *shamefull giggling*
Did you know Surehuff Needlestone [?] once sta-
Peanut on top of herself, 'cause she is a fucking WHORE!
Datalog: Sunday, February 18th, one year after the incident
And being held hostage in the LostNarrator-Studio.
She turned down the thermostat again and does it every time I mispronounce a word...
I don't know how I got in here
I think she drugged my cereal, because I think I have kaleidoscope eyes and there's like five of everything.
*slightly crazy laughter* [possible epilepsy warning!]
Oh? ... uh, wha- what was I saying?
*Mag inhales and laughs*
Alright, alright, fine!
(overexaggerated) Oh, wh-w-w-what was I saying?
*Lost losing it* [Three times the charm ;)]
Lost: You're an asshole...
Lost: You're an asshole! Mag: Is that flat, baby?
Nopony ties me up and gets away with it!
What have you done dowhadapple- ble BLIAH!
Fuck dicks!
Fuck all the dicksss!
Mag: Not for you! Lost: I know, right? Not for me.
No dicks part on me...
*giggling*
*Outro music*