"My name is Rainbow Dash and I'm the element of Honesty!"
*Hlegh* Nuh uh, I'm not Honesty...I'm LOYALTY...
*Cough Laughing*
Wow, good job, me, fuckin' it up already!
With one swif-feh...Fuck. With one swif-feh-f-*Gibberish*...DICKS.
*Sad Horse Noise* *Laughing* *Tries Again and Fails* *Laughs*
I shouldn't be laughing, I'm supposed to be sad!
With one stiff... ONE SWIFT KICK! ONE. SWIFT. KICK!
I can't say this line...shit. (Slowly devolving from English to Sad Laughing)
UGGGH!
"As soon as the Doctors finished there testing today..."
It's the wrong "Their", T-H-E-R-E.
Yeah.
Do y'know what? I'll stop being a Grammar Nazi now. Sorry.
"Fluttershy furrowed her brow in frustration and fear..."
"...She didn't want to get lost..."
I mean, who doesn't want to get Lost...
...I mean, other than Mag.
"Now, Pinkie Pie."
"Would you rather ban *Gibberish* or *Gibberish*?"
"Can I...*Lost's Cat hits the Microphone* Can I just see your cross for a minute?"
And she hit the mic!
She hit the mic right when I said that line!
FUCK YOU, PEANUT!!
"She lifted her head slightly, watching the fire intently with her glowing Crimson eyes..."
*Phone Vibrates*
Did you really, Phone?
I DON'T CARE IF THESE PEOPLE LIKED A PHOTO ON TWITTER, EAT DICKS!
This IS pretty twaf...
Twaf...twaf...It's pretty twaf!
"And I would do anything to ruin his mother's life..."
*More intensely* "And I would do anything to ruin his mother's life..."
*Singing* "And I~ would do anything to ruin his mother's life~~~~~"
*Inhales* Where is she?! *crying that sounds like laughing*
That was bad too, I didn't like that, sounded like I was laughing there, HA!
*Crying* "I shouldn't've let this happen to you.... I should've protected you..."
"I shouldn't've *Gibberish*..... *Inhales* I can't get my la-ha-ha-ines!
*Inhales*
That's what's so sad!!!!~~~~
*Cries* (how about a tissue for your issue Pink's?)
This is pretty twaf-twa....FUCK!
FUCK, WHY DO I KEEP SAYING TWAF?!
"Alive? What do you mean...alive?"
(oh you smug smiling pony, :3)
*Singing* Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' Alive, Stayin Alive, Ah ah ah ah...
Whoa there!...uh, no, WHOA There!"
Whoa there!
I'm the Prince now, bitch!
I thought I was the Prince!
No, Dashie, it's me now. Prince Applejack. Suck it.
"Obviously Twilight just ripped off this puzzle from Tari-
Daring. Do. And the Temple. of Goons! *Inhale* DARING DO. AND THE TEMPLE OF GOONS!!
(i believe it's "Daring do and the temple of DOOM") :3
"Ech, Femurs erupting from the hole in her head."
Hang on, what...Femur-? (yea, sounds lovely, doesn't it?)
EW! Ew, Ew, Lost, this is horrible! (i'm glad you and i think alike, also, look at lost in the background through this ordeal, smug lil bitch, jk, :3)
Femurs from the hole in her HEAD?!
Ew, this is like...
Ugh, just, ugh.
This is beyond even me and I did bloody "Awoken"!
Jesus H. Christ on a fuckin' pogo stick, what is WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!
"Fluttershy? Stay very close to me. Don't leave my sight." Oh.
Ugh, scream it.
"DON'T LEAVE MY SIGHT!" *Chuckling*
"DON'T YOU DO IT FLUTTERSHY, I SWEAR!"
"I WILL FEED YOU TO THE MONSTER MYSELF!"
"NOW PAY ATTENTION!"
"Alright, whatever! I sneak up on the stallion and my-s-and I...
*Gibberish*
Do whatever the-
Fuck, shit.
*Laughs*
Did you know that I'm actually the first pony to figure out Curse Words'...um...
...Special Talent? Ha.
The REAL Special Talent.
*Belch*
*Laughs*
That one, that talent right there!
It's her Special Talent!
*Laughs*
"NO DEFENSE FOR THIS BENT, ADOLESCENT WITH NO COMMON SENSE, WITH RHYMES THAT SORB-SO-SORB TO HIMSELF-Eh..."
Bleh, eh, FUCK! Fuck, I'm...FUCK. THIS. LINE!
*Crazy Laughing, Lost.exe has stopped working*
(FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!, X3)