(dramatic intro music)
fuuuuUUUUUUUUCK!
Huh?
(snickers)
Heh?
The filly moved her...
her hands away?
So she has hands and hooves?
(soft cackling)
Yeah.
Apparently, she's got hooves and hands! (oh this gon be good)
Pregnancy spells for two mares-
(sigh) This is such a fucking stupid line...
I pierced his stomach and he died FOREVER!
How do you die forever? [exactly]
(laughs)
Don't you try and escape from me, you little thing!
You little th-
you little thing.
(laughing) You little th-
Fuck!
How do I speak ROYAL?!
Calefu-
Careful not to let the cloth wra-
Careful not to let the cloth catch on the bandages wrapped-
This person doesn't believe in commas.
Like, it- (stammers) just put some commas!
It'd make it so much easier to read!
(derp)
Why is there no commas?! (some people just don't believe in them,)
Suddenly, being grounded isn't so bad.
'Cause I'm talking sexy.
'Cause I'm a sexy mare! (damn right you are)
(laughs)
Tryin' to do this fuckin' line!
Inches away from his death,
I spared him!
Because I'm kind, and belevolent (wut) that way!
And I have a huge COCK! (ex-fucking-cuse me, wut?)
And I fuck all the ponies in this fucking story! (laughing)
(MOVING ON)
She barked, causing the der-
Draconequus.
Jar-quon-eh-quis. (It's Draconequus.)
(nope)
Causing the jarcuoneq-
J- c-
(raspberry) (Draconequus isn't that hard to say...)
fffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(Lost, you okay?)
AGGGH!
They don't ask questions, if they think it's a good thing.
Well, maybe Twilight Sparkle does.
But she questions everything.
'Cause Twilight's a bitch.
Star pupil, my ass.
She doesn't worship the Royal Flank,
so fuck her.
(laughs)
(thud)
Go. Fuck. Yourselves. (You know.... if MLP weren't a kids show.... i could totally see RD give no fucks about saying this whenever she's pissed,)
Yelvethhhhhh-
(laughs)
(raspberry)
That was an odd way of saying all that. (Eeyup,)
But I doubt you'd do a THING... to get it this way.
Quite frankly, I'm jealous.
(barely audible laugh)
'Cause I'm Rarity and I'm trying to have verbal sex with you! (aren't that lovely?)
(more laughs) [thank you for that appropriate face AJ,]
I'm NOT giving up my friend to you.
(loyalty in a nutshell, peeps)
'Cause I'm Rainbow Dash and I'm a fuckin' BADASS!
MOTHERFUCKEEEEEERS!!
(Bay-splosions)
Nope.
(laughs)
Nooope!
She barked, causing Discord to flinch. (IT'S DRACONEQUUS!)
There we go, I'm just gonna say that because I can't say it-
I can't say it! (DRACONEQUUS ISN'T THAT HARD TO SAY, LOST!)
Fuck!
I can't read!
(deep inhale)
Why do I read?!
I can't fucking do it!
Aaaaahh!
Pinkie ran out of breath.
She sucked in a lungful before continuing on with the same ne-
At the same ne- break-
neck-breaking...
neckbreak pa-
NECK.
BREAK.
NECK.
PACE.
FUCK ME.
Just keep her awake.
Before Zecora smacks you.
Is Zecora gonna have to smack a bitch?
Because I really need to scratch this itch!
(laughs)
I can rhyme!
(thump)
Booyah! (makes mic dropping sound)
Drop mic.
Ahh!
Suck it.
She could be a doctor!
Or a lawyer!
And get her cutie mark!
So fuck you, Diamond Tiara! (yass QUEEN)
(laughs)
For RariLight, she preferred the more communal look of Rarityville,
to present to-
Goddamn this fucking fic.
(subdued laughter)
Lost, what do you do when you're not-
reading grimdarks, well, I read stupid fucking fanfics.
About... Rarity being best pony.
Right now, she's probably running ar-
Right now, she's probably running around Poké-
P- Pokéville.
(snickers)
(laughs)
UUUUGH!
Where the fuck is my lines?
I friggin' lost my place.
Goddammit, LostNarrator.
Bring me in to do these fuckin' lines, and you don't have shit ready.
God, how do you run a fuckin' channel?
This is fuckin' pitiful.
Applebloom!
Bring the shovel!
So I can beat the SHIT outta Lost!
(daaaaaaaaaaaaaayem Live-action Animation, i'm impressed,) 'Cause it's hotter than ti~tties~
It's so fuckin' hot!
I'm sweating fucking BALLS right now,
because-I-have-to-record-this-fuckin'-bullshit-for-you-so-you-don't-get-mad-at-meeeeeeee~!
Ta-daaaaaaaa~!
Turn the fuckin' fan off-
WHYY?!
FUCK YOU!!
Making me RECORD!!
I'm so prou-
er- I don't-
AHHHH I can't do-
IIII caaan't RD right noooow!
(laughs)
The fuck am I doing with my life?
(living it? IDK)
AHHHH!
Okay.
DJ PON- (squeak) 3!
I kinda got Rainbow-y there!
(laughs)
Wrong squeak!
Vinyl doesn't squeak!
(laughs)
Get outta my hair!
Y'all smell like bloobonic-
bubonic-
bubonic plague!
BUBONIC PLAGUE!! (boob-onic, you say?)
Fuck!
Lighten up, old timer-
I gotta go higher, because if I go-
DON'T go higher, I'm gonna sound like Naruto!
That's not what we want.
(laughs softly)
BELIEVE IT!! (laughs)
I see what information you're seeking-
she would NOT fucking say this!
God DAAAAMN!
Nobody knows how to fucking WRITE for Rainbow!
Except for me.
'Cause I'm Rainbow.
You all fucking suck.
Make me wanna sit up proud like a s-
cornstalk in August.
I don't even know what the fuck that line is.
ooOOOOHHHH!!
(meow)
What do you want?
(meowrowr)
What?!
You're not-
you're not supposed to be in this!
This isn't your m-... reading!
(meow)
When did Tank decide to start meowing? (Ever since Discord made it so pigs can fly?)
Hey!
This is one of those... make-me-be-quiet-with-promises-of-sexy-times things, isn't it?
(soft laughter)
Aaaaaaaaagh, Goddamn this fucking fic!
AAAAAGH!!
(unnaturally soft and squeaky) Awww yeah-!
I'm gonna kill my voice doin' this fucking storyyyyy!
Fuck you, Guti!
(laughs while Guti looks on, not taking any of RD's shit)
Pinkie Pie line here.
Pinkie said-
Pinkie sai-
There's two "Pinkie said"s?!
What the FUCK?!
UUUUGH I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVEEEER!!!
Okay.
Pinkie said! (laughs)
Pinkie said,
Rainbow said.
Pinkie said,
Rainbow said!
Pinkie said, P-
UUUUGH FUCKING KILL ME!!
(no thanks)
How could I forget that long night? Heh...
Wait a minute.
No!
No, WAIT!
I don't even know what the fuckin' context is. (that shit's important, yo)
I don't even know what the context is!
I don't fuckin' know!
Fuck bitches, get money!
Ah!
Fuck bitches, get money!
(laughs)
All the bits, makin' it rain!
(laughs)
I'm fucking terrible!
Too bad, too.
He was really givin' it to her!
(awkward silence)
I CAN'T DO THIS!!!
WHAT IS MY LIFE?!!
Oh God, I can't do this.
I'm her boyfriend.
Ahhh, that sounded gay...
(stereotypical gay man voice) I'm her boyfrieeeend!
Totes m'gotes!
...and was somewhat alarmed by some of the data peaks-
spikes...
...and was somewhat alarmed as-
(performs ancient and elaborate tongue dance)
(crying yet slightly scratchy) It takes more than heavy metal and alcohol to make a tea par-
(cough)
Why am I having pro-?!
RD!
RD voice!
Come here, baby! Come here! (laughing)
Uuugh!
Jerk- (off)
Jerk? (off?)
Huh?
Hahaha (Mag, you sly bitch)
I'm trying to record! Whaaaaaat?
Calm down, AJ, it's just a game! (why you have to be mad?)
We're playing Sacrifice!
It's a colt classic!
(don't sound like no colt classics I know)
That sounded a little New Yorker there! (OY, Wat are you doing in my living room?)
(laughs)
Her face contorted with the fury of a young va-
Volatile-
vialtile.
Volat-
vol-a-tle.
Volatle!
A young volatle! (laughs) (GG brah, :3)
(smack)
(laughs more)
This is why I don't narraaaaate!
(laughs)
"Lost, why did you name yourself TheLostNarrator"?
Because I'm a fucking idiot!
Ahhh, let's see...
(proceeds to make various strange mouth noises)
I can hear all my vo-
my- my mouth moving,
'cause I have the headphones plugged into this thing.
It sounds disgusting.
I love it!
(proceeds to emit even more gross sounds while Lost takes the Try Not to Laugh/Hurl Challenge)
Hope you're enjoying this, by the way. (laughs)
She asked...
she asked...
s-
(mrow)
I'm going to fucking make you into a HAT!! (nooo not the kitty)
I can't believe it!
Are you THE Daring Do?! (i thought i already told you, IT'S INDIANA JONES IN A PONY COSTUME! :3)
Here in Canterlot?!!
E- o- (cough)
FUCK!!
WHY AM I HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THAT LI-HI-HI-HIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
HIIIiiiiaaaa-
aaaaaaagh!
(cough)
...and we saw you following us all day!
(stereotypical gay man voice again) Following us all da-aaaaay!
While she was in the hospital,
I thought it'd be fun to, like, go through her stuff,
and maybe find some REALLY embarrassing things about her-
ba- in her (smack) DIARY!
(smack) WHY AM I
(smack) FUCKING THIS
(smack) LINE UP
(smack) SO
(smack) HAAAARD?!!
They're so nice and firm-! (OwO)
(laughs)
What the fuck is my life?! (laughs)
You can't make good cups- cake-
(stutters)
FUCK! (language, Pinkie)
Unfortunately, she was no longer shore-
sure.
SUUUUUURE!!
Why am I saying shore?! (laughs)
See you at work next week-
(chokes)
Ahhh, fuck!
Mm.
See you at wor-
Burp, come on!
(burp)
Awww yeah!
Mm.
(adorable squeak)
Ah, I'm just peaking all over the place.
Shit, maybe I shouldn't be peaking. (Damn right you shouldn't, that shit's illegal,)
(laughs softly)
That might be wise!
(it might?)
You're not supposed to be in this!
(you can't stop the pony equivalent of Deadpool, so why even try?)
Pinkie!
I'm trying to record here!
Pinkie/Mag: (giggles)
Dammit, Pinkie.
(o hai mark)
Pinkie, why are you eating in the recording room?!
PINKIIIIE!!
Heh! Yeah, she just flells like an eal-
(performs vigorous tongue action)
AAAAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK WOOOOOR-HER-HA-HA-
HAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAaaaaaaa...
a.
Yes, I suppose.
But, as I was saying, I think it's time we start to think about adop-
(stutters profusely)
AAAAAGH!
(laughs) WHAT?!
What did you say?!
(this woman has such infectious laughter; I love it to bits)
(more laughing)
My girl-
(even more laughing)
My girlfriend, lazy and ge-
ladies and gentlemen.
(giggly today, aren't you, Lost?)
FUCK YOU, I CAN'T TALK!!!
(when have you ever been able to, though?)
(I think you get the gist of what's going on here, so I won't bother captioning it anymore)
(but Losty takes a nice swig of agua here)
Mag: Oh my God!
Hey LostNarrator!
What happens when you try to record with a GIRLFRIEND IN THE ROOM?! (apparently this)
...pulling out the other graphic novels he had brought wi-
(pop)
(softly) Can't read this fucking line.
This line-
Fuck this line.
Fuck this line with a paddle, sideways!
I'm fucking over it.
She COOED softly...
"At least we don't have to go though it...
(sultry) "alooooone."
(laughs)
That Orion D, though!
Awwww ye-
(descends into coughing fit)
(laughs)
That was- that was sexy.
(laughing) That was SO sexy!
(indeed)
Wha-(squeak)-t in tarnation?
Wha-(squeak)-t in tarnation-?
I'm squeakin' weird!
Because (thump) I- j-
Applejack don't squeak!
Fuckin'... shit!
Go away, RD.
(laughs)
(whispers) I have a plan...
(more confident) I have a p- oh-
Woah.
Woah!
(laughs)
I dunno where THAT came from!
I HAVE A PLAN!! (laughs)
Woah! (laughs)
Calm down there, Scootaloo! (laughs)
That ain't gonna work, so you just...
chill your little pony titties! (okay then)
SHEEEE IIIIIS NOOOOOT HEEEEEEERE!!!
(meowrowr)
(imitates cat)
(cat retorts)
(Lost snaps back then laughs as cat delivers a crushing blow)
(Lost tries but fails, and cat enters)
Nope, she's here.
(laughs)
Here! Now! Through these doors!
Quickly now, before more... encouragement... is supplied.
(kinky)
It's a Taser up yer bum!
(VERY kinky)
(monotone Maud voice) After...
After everything...
you're just going to let me die?
I tried so hard...
for you, Boulder. (I'm guessing it didn't even matter?)
Daisy Fields!
Clear!
Fai! (FI)
Fi! (FAI)
Fo!
Fum!
Dicks! (I COME FOR YA BUM! XD)
(when did this become Jack and the Beanstalk?)
It's not in the script!
(not as adorable squeak)
The chamber was stocked with books,
cocks-
Cocks.
Really?
(laughing) They slept on cocks, that's what they slept on!
(laughs)
I thought you LOVED ME!
(sings) How could you do this to meeeeee?
(don't think I made any mistakes)
The chamber was stocked with books,
cocks-
co- fuck, now I'm saying it re-
(irritated snort)
(sigh)
They're not sleeping on cocks.
They're not.
They're not doing that!
Why do I keep saying that?
Awww, aren't those fillies cute, Lyra?
Aww, aren't those-
(laughs)
I'M TRYING TO RECORD, YOU BITCH!!
FUCK!!
That-
I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU!!
Enjoy the rest of your pitiful life.
(sinister chuckle)
(silly Kermit-esque voice) Enjoy the rest of your piiiiiiiitiful life!
(chuckles in the same voice)
Fuck you!
(crying) G- goodbye, Orion...
I...
I love you, too!
(over-exaggerated crying)
I...
I LOVE YOU TOO!
AHHH-HA!!
MY HEART!!
NOT THE BROWN ONE, RAINBOW DASH!!
(tries to scream as RD)
Oh God!
I sound like a di-
(raptor noises)
(laughing) I sound like a fucking raptor!
(laughs)
Faraday Spots!
Clear!
Fly!
Fall!
Complete!
(something angry in German)
Ohhh, you-
well, you DO wanna call me a whore.
I mean, RD telling Scootaloo, not you telling me!
God!
(laughs)
(mocking) No, I don't!
Says Lost to her girlfriend!
Well, no shit, baby.
We're ACTING!!
(laughs)
Just... wait here.
I've gotta make a call!
'Cause I'm calling my pimp!
I need some cocaine!
Didn't you know: that's why I go fast all the time,
because I'm always coked up!
(bitch need rehab) (I said no, no, no,)
Just so much coke!
Did you know I do coke off of Pinkie Pie's flank?
SO MUCH fucking coke!
God, just so much coke for days!
I'm going to Hell! (laughs)
(so are we)
I see you just assumed I'm a fillyfooler like that, like it's a given fact...
(laughs)
(Lost attempts to summon an alien race)
You think I'm a lesbian without even fuckin'-
you're just judgin' me.
You're just JUDGIN' me, ri- Rarity!
Just fuckin' judgin' me!
You destroyed our main cloud factory,
injured SEVERAL ponies,
left us with THOUSANDS of bitchin' (bits in) debt-!
bitch.
Ah, that thing with Jet Set and Upper F-
f- w- upper- w-
Upper Face, yeah.
Up her Face, that's her fuckin' name. (laughs)
Fluttershy, don't blame yourself!
It was not you!
It was me, baby!
DON'T DIE!
Too bad I get to kill her.
Lolly-wolly!
(valley girl voice) I am best actress... ever!
(chuckles)
(voice changes to fit character) Like a valley girl Scootaloo!
O... M... G!
Where is Rainbow Dash?
Like, she's the coolest pegasus eveeeeeer!
(normal voice) Okay, I'm done! I'm done!
(laughs)
An outward sho-
An outward show of how little the pony cared about what udde-th-
others-
Udderth.
Udders!
Udders.
What udders.
Dem udders!
(laughs)
No.
NYAAAAAAAAAGH!! (trying to imitate Undyne, are we?)
(mrow)
(chuckles)
(mew)
(Lost imitates)
(tries again but just looks silly)
You wanna come join me?
Scootaloo, Taking a Hard Shit.
(constipated Scootaloo sound)
This concludes Scootaloo, Taking a Hard Shit.
Am I peaking all over the place?
I'm probably peaking all over the fuckin' place.
PEAKING, not Pinkie!
(laughs)
NOT YOU, PINKIE!! GO BACK IN THE CORNER!!
Not you! Go back! (fuckin' A! lost, you made Pinkiemena come forth, -.-.)
So, I hear you're looking for somepony to take you under your wing,
and I sound like I have a cold.
(laughs)
I could never forget the face of my o-
my fa- phth- l-
mmMMMLEAAAAHH!
(both laugh)
MY face?!
I could never forget MY face!
YOUR face?!
(laughs)
Goddammit!
Fine!
FINE!
Fine...!
(FUCK! xD)
(laughs)
That's the WRONG F-WORD, PINKIE!!
Goddammit, Pinkie!
I said FINE, not FUN!
(sigh) Goddammit, Pinkie...
'SCUSE ME?!
My mother's dead!
Don't you be talkin' 'bout my momma!
Don't MAKE ME GET THE SHOVEL!! (yea so you can shove it so far up her arsehole you can poke her brain with it,)
(PP saw that text huh?)
Pinkie put a hoof to her chin, brow furruring-
furring-
fro- (wut)
fff-ff-FSH!
(sigh)
Lost, can you pronounce anything right?
Nope.
He managed to tear most of the way through a 4-inched wide letter-
le-
BLULULULAH!
(Lost proceeds to go insane)
Knowing you, it's prolabibi-
(Lost once more tries to summon an alien race)
(laughs)
Yep.
That's- that's the line, that's a keeper!
Cut, we're done!
Well, this time around, not only are you gonna get your a-
your- f-...
(repeatedly slaps self)
Fuck this fuckin' liiiiiiine!
(laughing) Fuck this fuckin' liiiiiiine!
Shi-hiIIT!
I am TELLING you, I'm not-
I don't-
I'm not-
Wh- what? Words? (how does one English?)
(laughs)
Dick in my mouth? What?
(laughs)
Because...
(continues to laugh)
Because it's FUN!
BITCH!!
THIS IS NOT YOUR STORY!!
So, what exactly ARE we going to do to have Twi-
f- not Twi-
We're not helping Twilight!
You're the one helping Fluttershy, not the fuckin' other way around!
Fuck, get my line right.
Immense choking sounds now!
Choking soooooounds!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-choking sooooounds! (laughs)
Da-da-da-da-
(chokes)
Fluttershy's been having s-some-
Fluttershy's been having some NASTY nightmares!
NaaaAAAASTY!
They're so NAAAASTY!
Surprise, motherfuckers!
Supplies, motherfuckers!
All rise, motherfuckers!
Because you're a lot braver than me.
'Cause that's totally not a clichéd line that I would ever fucking say! (descends into laughter)
OHHH, THIS FIC, GUTI!!
(laughs)
Years of practice, Dashie!
Years of practice-
(raspberries self)
Oh my God, I w- oh-!
mmmmmaAAAAHH!
(laughs shamefully)
I didn't mean to raspberry!
Oh, I raspberried myseeelf!
(sad Magpiepony noises)
You're...
my...
pretty...
pony...
princess.
This doesn't involve you, Pinkie!
Not my fault that Guti has me... doing a TwiDash story!
It's obviously the less-superior ship.
Is it gonna involve Applejack and her shovel? (now it's poor Guti who's arse is gonna be raped by AJ and her Shovel, OwO)
Pinkie, I'm supposed to be recording!
(chuckles)
Pinkie, you're taking Business?
(softly chuckles)
(shit, we may need an exorcist) (Fuck the Exorcist, we need to GET TO THE COOPHA)
Uh, s- s- sure?
(boop)
Eh-...
Really?
REALLY?!
You just fucking hit the mic, Peanut!
You fuck!
She put a hoof to her mouth-
ma-
Fuck this LINE!!
This fuckin' LIIIIIIINE!!
Yaaaay! (continuity!) (For The fuckin' Win my dudes, :D)
(clears throat)
I believe I start here with chapter 4,
so let's...
going down...
(mock German/Austrian/whatever accent) Hello! Zis is Rainbow Dash, ja,
and ve're going to be performing zhe Sonic Rainboom today! (THAT'S RACIST! funny tho,)
(normal) Oh, here I am.
For a moment...
I CAN HEAR CRINKLES!!
How could the world look up and trust us if pegasi like...
you...
are flowing around and-
flowing.
(chuckles)
(mock English/Australian accent) Floying around up there in the skoy!
Yeah, flappy-flappy, birdy-birdy!
Y'know, with the rainbow shits?
That's what you do!
That's where it comes from, you piece o' shit!
Taste the rainbow! (MOTHERFUCKERS)
It opened its mouth, as if it was going to bore its fangs down on her one last time...
(meow)
Did she just MEOW?!
Mag: Yeah!
Mag: "One last time-"
Mag: Meow!
mmMMEOW!
FUCK YOU, CAT!!
(futilely attempts to make RD sound)
I don't like the way...
Eh, am I a fake?
Am IIIIIII yer mom?
(laughs)
That's what I am; I'm really your mom!
Haaah-haaAH-HAAAH-HAAah-haaah-haaaaaaaaaah!
Okay, there's my tuning note.
(suddenly becomes ravenous demon)
Fluttershy line here.
You ssssstupid bitch, you're gonna get your SHIT wrecked soon...
Guti-booti's gonna s-...
bite on your ass...
Chimicherry,
cherrychanga!
(enters violent coughing fit)
One moment!
(tries to cough up hairball)
Okay, I'm good!
Let's have a fuckin' blooper fest!
I can't fuckin' do this line!
Now I sound like Applejack there.
Tha- m- fuckin'-...
Ley's have a fuckin' blooper fest, because- (laughs)
'cause IIIIII'm Applejack!
The very air pressing down on her, making her legs shake, and her breathing stop,
as her heart pounded heavily in her chest.
As it g- (phone makes noise)
WHAT THE FUCK?!
What was that sound?
(laughing)
Man!
You two-
you-
Why is he saying man?!
Man, man, man-man- what's-
What's this m-...?
Why is there mans in this?
Why are we talking about mans?
This is not Lyra!
(laughs at Mag's absurdity)
(demonic breathing)
(burp)
Oops.
(demonic voice) Never should've had that Mountain Dew before chasing that bitch!
Although, maybe I should-
I...
I-
Hi, Scootaloo!
(laughs)
I'm here in Silent Ponyville for YOU, Rainbow Dash!
Oh look, a drag-
aaAAAAAAGH!!
And then Scootaloo was no more.
The end.
Pinkie chimed in happily...
Fluttershy line here.
Fluttershy smiled...
Everybody fuckin' smiles in this... motherfuckin' story.
Smile, smile, smile, smile... (creepy ones at that)
You smile, I smile, everybody fuckin' smiles!
Everybody gets a smile today!
Mudderfuckers.
With one swift fi-
fuck-
(profuse stuttering)
Dicks!
With one stif-
One swift kick!
ONE-
SWIFT-
KICK!
I CAN'T-
(Lost descends into indecipherable madness)
AAAAAAAGH!
Now, Pinkie Pie,
would you rather ban
bluluh-blulululuh...
or bluh-blulululuh?
(laughs)
(crying) Can I...
can I (boop) see your cross for a minute?
And she hit the mic.
SHE HIT THE MIC RIGHT WHEN I SAID THAT LINE!!
ffFFFUCK YOU PEANUT!!!
She lifted her head slightly, watching the fire intently,
with her glowing crimson eyes.
(Guti's phone vibrates)
Did you really, phone?
I don't care if these people liked a photo on Twitter!
EAT DICKS!
This IS pretty twaf...
twaf- twaf!
It's pretty twaf!
And I would do anything...
to ruin his mother's life.
And I would do ANYTHING to ruin his mother's life.
(sings Broadway-style) And IIIIIIIII would do anything to ruin his mother's LIIIIIIIIIFE!
(crying) I shouldn't have let this happen!
I should've protected you!
I should-d've bededebleah!
I can't get my li-hi-hiiiines!
That's what so saaaaad! (that's a big fuck up right there,)
(mock sobbing)
This IS pretty twaf-
twa-
FUUUUCK!!
FUCK, WHY DO I KEEP SAying twaf?
"Alive"?
What do you mean "alive"?
(starts singing "Stayin' Alive" by The Beegees because fuck it, it's appropriate)
Woah there...!
ah- n-
Woah there!
AJ: Woah there!
AJ: I'm the prince now, bitch!
RD: I thought I was the prince-!
AJ: No, Dashie, it's me now!
AJ: Prince Applejack!
AJ: Suck it!
Obviously Twilight just ripped off this puzzle from Ter-
(Terry Pratchett?)
(slap) Daring (slap) Do and the (slap) Temple of (slap) Goons...
(laughing) DARING DO...
AND THE TEMPLE OF GOOOOOONS!!!!
(pained noise? IDK)
Femurs erupting from the hole in her head...
Hang on, what-?
Femu-...
(sudden realization)
Ewwwwww!
Ewww!
Ew, Lost, this is horrible!
Femurs from the hole in her head?
Eww!
This is like...
UGH!
Just-
Ugh!
This is beyond even me, and I did bloody Awoken!
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick.
What is WRONG with you, woman?!
Fluttershy, stay very close to me!
Don't leave my side, ov-
(fails)
I'm screaming-
DON'T LEAVE MY SIDE!!
(chuckles)
DON'T YOU DO IT, FLUTTERSHY, OR I SWEAR...
I will FEED YOU TO THE MONSTER MYSELF!!
Now PAY ATTENTION!!
No defense, for this bent,
adolescent with no common sense,
with rhymes that self-absorb to himself, a- s- beh...
d- FUCK!
Fuck, I...
FUCK THIS LIIIIIIIIIIII-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(fuck this shit, Lost out)