*Indistinctive chatter*
*Celebration sounds*
Lost: SHIT!
Magpiepony: Oooo confetti!!
Magpiepony: It's so sparkly!
*Mag Giggling*
GutuiSerenade: Heyyy look at that!
Scribbler: Well, that came up fast.
Lost: *Groan* What am I going to do. I'm not ready for this one! I don't have time to put up another blooper reel!!
Scribbler: Well, you could try something 'Different'?
*GASP*
Gutui: Different!?
But..where would we be without Losty's five minute compilation of fuck ups!
Lost: But that's the thing-- what exactly do I do this time around?
It's not like I can pull some magical idea out of my ass!
This is the big 50K you guys, I can't fuck this one up!!
Mag: I mean..technically you could.
And then all of your subs would hate you and unsub and you wouldn't have 50K anymore and this wouldn't even be an issue!
There, problem solved.
Gutui: I'll take em'!
Mag: OOO-- OOO- OOO- I got an idea! We're going for 'Different' right?
Come on-- come on-- come on-- I am brilliant!! You'll see..
Gutui: What the..
WHO ORDERED FOUR DESERTS?!
DAMMIT MAG!!
Mag: You're gonna be fine!
Lost: *Groan* Mag, you know I can't do this!
Mag: That's not true--!
you sang our song and it was beautiful and the internet loves you so just sing OK!?
*Sigh*
Scribbler: I'm sure you'll be fine..
Gutui: Hang on-- I'm getting the camera!!
The outtakes for this are gonna to be great for the 55K bloopers!
Lost: I HATE YOU ALL!! Alright, fine!!
Scribbler: You know, I've actually never heard her sing live before..
Mag: I have, she just needs a lot of editing..
*Mag slowly chuckles*
Gutui: Remember, like I've said many times before--
everyone can sing! It just comes down to training, and voc--
Mag: And professional-grade ear plugs!
*POP*
Mag: WOO!! GO LOSTY!! YOU SOUND SO GOOD BABY!!
Scribbler: Wait, where did you get those..
Mag: What?!
Gutui: Mag, why did you put those on..?
Mag: Because Vylet hasn't edited the vocals yet, duh!
Lost: ♪And I-----------♪
♪Will always Love----- You-----!!!!!!♪
Scribbler: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!
Gutui: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! MY TEETH ARE HURTING!!
Mag: SEE! It's a 'Thing'!
Mag: That was AMAZING love! That turned out EXACTLY as I hoped it would.
Scribbler: Thank Celestia the ringing in my ear's stopped.
Gutui: WHAT?!?!
Lost: hehe..how about that..
*Indistinctive chatter*
Lost: Hey..what's going on?
Scribbler: Oh-- I forgot to mention it to you,
It's the annual 'Storytime Event' here in Ponyville! Ponies can go out to the stage and read out stories to the crowds of foals!
Mag: Foals.
You want her to read..to foals?
Mag: Well, this is turning to be one giant blooper reel isn't it; hehe. I'm getting popcorn to watch this trainwreck!
Love you so much baby; you'll do great, don't say cunt in-front of all the babies-- BYE!!
Lost: You want me to watch my mouth, and do a live-reading!?
Gutui: *Laughs* If we were picking trainwreck scenarios, then I could of done WAY better..
Scribbler: Nonsense! Even in "Tale of the Lost Narrator" you were telling stories to kids.
Your showing how versitile you are as a narrator.
It's a theme-- it's a thing, we are carrying on with this.
Mag (OS): Gutui-- you want a hot dog!
Gutui: Is that an euphemism?
Lost: I....don't know...
Scribbler: No more room for doubt, your up!
*Indistinctive Chatter*
Lost: Uh-- Hey, everypony!
Uh-- Today, I am going to be reading for you-- a very special story..
Lost: And it looks like I'm going to be reading..
My Little-- DAHH FUCK NO.
*Collective shock*
*Gutui Laughing hysterically*
Lost: Fuck this shit! Not even in skit-form motherfuckers, NEXT!
*Gutui's Laughing continues*
*Groan*
*The laughter continues*
Scribbler: Not even sure what-else to try to be honest..
Mag: Everything else just seems really..cliche..
Lost: GUTUI! YOU GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Mag/Scribbler: Huh?!
Lost: GUTUI, I SWEAR TO GOD; YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT!
Mag: Dat Ass.
Scribber: Gutui..what are you doing..?
How is this a celebration for 50K subs?
Gutui: Oh; we're still doing that?
Lost: GUTUI!!!
I'M GOING TO FUCKING END YOU, WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE; I AM GOING TO FUCKING TAKE YOUR NUTS,
AND SHOVE IT ALL THE WAY UP YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!
Gutui: HAPPY FUCKING 50K!!!!---
*EXPLOSION*
Lost: MOTHERFUCKER---!!!!!!!
*Ding*
Mag: OOO for her 100K, can we use a tank instead!?
Scribbler: Sooooo...how do we get her back exactly?
Lost: You know what.
You know exactly what the fuck we're to do for 50K?
Lost: This,
fucking this; this is what we're doing, so there!
Mag: Ooo, Gutui; I got you something...
Gutui: Huh?
MOTHERFUC--
*Credits*
AshleyH: Happy Manticornination!!
Lost: Uh..this is my, 50K special.
Ashley: Don't fucking blame me, blame the shitty script I got to work with.
Y'know like, I just walked in from work and I'm like, I'm--
Dying of..my..my doritoness is dying and i'm..you know,
"I'm just wanting to have my happy Manticornination"
And you just burst in and pop the bubble and rub it off from under me..
*Yes, I am aware of not captioning of Gutui getting his shit wrecked by an Manticore..*
Y'Know...
It's not a good day ok!
I'm trying my best!!
Lost, I'm trying my best ok?!