WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.440 *Indistinctive chatter* 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:06.200 *Celebration sounds* 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:07.040 Lost: SHIT! 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:09.960 Magpiepony: Oooo confetti!! 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:11.340 Magpiepony: It's so sparkly! 00:00:11.340 --> 00:00:12.280 *Mag Giggling* 00:00:12.280 --> 00:00:14.540 GutuiSerenade: Heyyy look at that! 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:16.940 Scribbler: Well, that came up fast. 00:00:16.940 --> 00:00:22.960 Lost: *Groan* What am I going to do. I'm not ready for this one! I don't have time to put up another blooper reel!! 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:25.700 Scribbler: Well, you could try something 'Different'? 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:26.460 *GASP* 00:00:26.840 --> 00:00:27.800 Gutui: Different!? 00:00:28.060 --> 00:00:32.740 But..where would we be without Losty's five minute compilation of fuck ups! 00:00:32.740 --> 00:00:36.620 Lost: But that's the thing-- what exactly do I do this time around? 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.820 It's not like I can pull some magical idea out of my ass! 00:00:40.060 --> 00:00:43.900 This is the big 50K you guys, I can't fuck this one up!! 00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:46.080 Mag: I mean..technically you could. 00:00:46.340 --> 00:00:52.160 And then all of your subs would hate you and unsub and you wouldn't have 50K anymore and this wouldn't even be an issue! 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:53.600 There, problem solved. 00:00:53.660 --> 00:00:54.640 Gutui: I'll take em'! 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:59.460 Mag: OOO-- OOO- OOO- I got an idea! We're going for 'Different' right? 00:00:59.680 --> 00:01:02.300 Come on-- come on-- come on-- I am brilliant!! You'll see.. 00:01:05.540 --> 00:01:06.300 Gutui: What the.. 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:08.760 WHO ORDERED FOUR DESERTS?! 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:10.280 DAMMIT MAG!! 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.560 Mag: You're gonna be fine! 00:01:13.580 --> 00:01:16.360 Lost: *Groan* Mag, you know I can't do this! 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:18.020 Mag: That's not true--! 00:01:18.020 --> 00:01:24.040 you sang our song and it was beautiful and the internet loves you so just sing OK!? 00:01:24.460 --> 00:01:24.960 *Sigh* 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:27.380 Scribbler: I'm sure you'll be fine.. 00:01:27.380 --> 00:01:29.240 Gutui: Hang on-- I'm getting the camera!! 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:33.440 The outtakes for this are gonna to be great for the 55K bloopers! 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:36.360 Lost: I HATE YOU ALL!! Alright, fine!! 00:01:36.860 --> 00:01:40.060 Scribbler: You know, I've actually never heard her sing live before.. 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:42.960 Mag: I have, she just needs a lot of editing.. 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:44.240 *Mag slowly chuckles* 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:46.300 Gutui: Remember, like I've said many times before-- 00:01:46.300 --> 00:01:50.800 everyone can sing! It just comes down to training, and voc-- 00:01:51.200 --> 00:01:53.200 Mag: And professional-grade ear plugs! 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:53.980 *POP* 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:58.360 Mag: WOO!! GO LOSTY!! YOU SOUND SO GOOD BABY!! 00:01:58.700 --> 00:02:00.700 Scribbler: Wait, where did you get those.. 00:02:00.880 --> 00:02:01.440 Mag: What?! 00:02:01.780 --> 00:02:03.480 Gutui: Mag, why did you put those on..? 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:06.680 Mag: Because Vylet hasn't edited the vocals yet, duh! 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:10.660 Lost: ♪And I-----------♪ 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:16.280 ♪Will always Love----- You-----!!!!!!♪ 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:19.420 Scribbler: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!! 00:02:19.420 --> 00:02:23.840 Gutui: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! MY TEETH ARE HURTING!! 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:25.840 Mag: SEE! It's a 'Thing'! 00:02:27.780 --> 00:02:33.460 Mag: That was AMAZING love! That turned out EXACTLY as I hoped it would. 00:02:33.460 --> 00:02:36.300 Scribbler: Thank Celestia the ringing in my ear's stopped. 00:02:36.300 --> 00:02:37.320 Gutui: WHAT?!?! 00:02:37.320 --> 00:02:39.980 Lost: hehe..how about that.. 00:02:39.980 --> 00:02:44.560 *Indistinctive chatter* 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:46.760 Lost: Hey..what's going on? 00:02:46.760 --> 00:02:48.740 Scribbler: Oh-- I forgot to mention it to you, 00:02:48.740 --> 00:02:54.580 It's the annual 'Storytime Event' here in Ponyville! Ponies can go out to the stage and read out stories to the crowds of foals! 00:02:55.220 --> 00:02:56.280 Mag: Foals. 00:02:56.740 --> 00:02:59.360 You want her to read..to foals? 00:02:59.880 --> 00:03:05.040 Mag: Well, this is turning to be one giant blooper reel isn't it; hehe. I'm getting popcorn to watch this trainwreck! 00:03:05.040 --> 00:03:09.540 Love you so much baby; you'll do great, don't say cunt in-front of all the babies-- BYE!! 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:12.940 Lost: You want me to watch my mouth, and do a live-reading!? 00:03:12.940 --> 00:03:19.120 Gutui: *Laughs* If we were picking trainwreck scenarios, then I could of done WAY better.. 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:23.120 Scribbler: Nonsense! Even in "Tale of the Lost Narrator" you were telling stories to kids. 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:25.440 Your showing how versitile you are as a narrator. 00:03:25.440 --> 00:03:28.600 It's a theme-- it's a thing, we are carrying on with this. 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:31.200 Mag (OS): Gutui-- you want a hot dog! 00:03:31.200 --> 00:03:32.440 Gutui: Is that an euphemism? 00:03:32.980 --> 00:03:34.980 Lost: I....don't know... 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:36.720 Scribbler: No more room for doubt, your up! 00:03:36.720 --> 00:03:42.480 *Indistinctive Chatter* 00:03:42.480 --> 00:03:44.720 Lost: Uh-- Hey, everypony! 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:50.260 Uh-- Today, I am going to be reading for you-- a very special story.. 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:53.820 Lost: And it looks like I'm going to be reading.. 00:03:53.820 --> 00:03:56.260 My Little-- DAHH FUCK NO. 00:03:56.260 --> 00:03:57.580 *Collective shock* 00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:00.720 *Gutui Laughing hysterically* 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:04.320 Lost: Fuck this shit! Not even in skit-form motherfuckers, NEXT! 00:04:04.320 --> 00:04:06.800 *Gutui's Laughing continues* 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:07.760 *Groan* 00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:09.120 *The laughter continues* 00:04:10.380 --> 00:04:12.780 Scribbler: Not even sure what-else to try to be honest.. 00:04:12.780 --> 00:04:16.140 Mag: Everything else just seems really..cliche.. 00:04:16.840 --> 00:04:20.700 Lost: GUTUI! YOU GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:22.060 Mag/Scribbler: Huh?! 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:27.020 Lost: GUTUI, I SWEAR TO GOD; YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT! 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:28.400 Mag: Dat Ass. 00:04:28.400 --> 00:04:31.700 Scribber: Gutui..what are you doing..? 00:04:31.700 --> 00:04:34.800 How is this a celebration for 50K subs? 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:36.360 Gutui: Oh; we're still doing that? 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:37.240 Lost: GUTUI!!! 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:41.920 I'M GOING TO FUCKING END YOU, WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE; I AM GOING TO FUCKING TAKE YOUR NUTS, 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.500 AND SHOVE IT ALL THE WAY UP YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!! 00:04:44.500 --> 00:04:46.540 Gutui: HAPPY FUCKING 50K!!!!--- 00:04:46.540 --> 00:04:47.040 *EXPLOSION* 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:51.860 Lost: MOTHERFUCKER---!!!!!!! 00:04:51.860 --> 00:04:52.360 *Ding* 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:57.840 Mag: OOO for her 100K, can we use a tank instead!? 00:04:58.200 --> 00:05:01.660 Scribbler: Sooooo...how do we get her back exactly? 00:05:04.840 --> 00:05:05.560 Lost: You know what. 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:08.500 You know exactly what the fuck we're to do for 50K? 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:21.280 Lost: This, 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:24.960 fucking this; this is what we're doing, so there! 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:30.080 Mag: Ooo, Gutui; I got you something... 00:05:30.080 --> 00:05:30.580 Gutui: Huh? 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:33.020 MOTHERFUC-- 00:05:33.020 --> 00:06:28.860 *Credits* 00:06:31.280 --> 00:06:33.920 AshleyH: Happy Manticornination!! 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:36.920 Lost: Uh..this is my, 50K special. 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:40.520 Ashley: Don't fucking blame me, blame the shitty script I got to work with. 00:06:40.520 --> 00:06:43.360 Y'know like, I just walked in from work and I'm like, I'm-- 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:48.420 Dying of..my..my doritoness is dying and i'm..you know, 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:50.860 "I'm just wanting to have my happy Manticornination" 00:06:50.860 --> 00:06:54.880 And you just burst in and pop the bubble and rub it off from under me.. 00:06:54.880 --> 00:06:55.380 *Yes, I am aware of not captioning of Gutui getting his shit wrecked by an Manticore..* 00:06:55.380 --> 00:06:56.660 Y'Know... 00:06:56.660 --> 00:06:58.620 It's not a good day ok! 00:06:58.620 --> 00:07:00.360 I'm trying my best!! 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:02.920 Lost, I'm trying my best ok?!