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VIRGIN alert.

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Are u gonna marry her? No?

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Then what do you care what she looks like?

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Laughing my ass off.

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You're just there to smash pussy.

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That's one thing virgins don't understand.

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They wait for the perfect anime girl and ignore all the rest.  

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Guess what?

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Just smash the pussy and shut the fuck up.

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Maybe one day you'll learn,

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but until that day you will remain a little virgin boy. 

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I've smashed 90 year old pussy,

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I've smashed 700 pound pussy.

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I don't care!

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At the end of the day, I get laid and you don't.

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[smug horse face]