Parody of Men At Work - Down Under

Lyrics
Traveling in a run-down hatchback
On a night highway,  a nymphomaniac
I met a strange pony, I made her nervous
I took her in and gave her blini 

And I asked:

What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder?
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies ye-ahh

Buying bread from a hyper pink pony
She was four foot four and pretty sexy
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
She just smiled and gave me a Cherrychanga sandwich

And I asked:

What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder?
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies ye-ahh

Lyin’ in a tree library
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to purple, "Are you trying to tempt me?"
Because I don’t mind having a baby 

And I asked:

What is life like in Equestria? (oh yeah, yeah)
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder? Aa-ah
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies ye-ahh

What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder? Aa-ah (Can I go over yonder?)
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies ye-ahh

What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder? Oh, yeah
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies, e-ah

What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander
Can I go, Can I go over yonder? (Ya-ya, ya-ya, yaa, yonder)
I wanna go, I wanna meet ponies
What is life like in Equestria?
Where ponies roam and mares wander