Parody of Who Can it Be Now by Men At Work


Lyrics
Why do I always see that pony whore
Go 'way, don't need no mares no more
Don’t you know that I hate you all
It wasn't long ago, when you all seemed so small 
I just want you to leave my head 
Stay away, I’ve taken all my meds
Please go, I only hear your screams
In my sleep, you’re even in my dreams 

I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa

Who can it be hiding in my drawer?
I can’t sleep, I even hear her snore
If allowed, she’ll fly all day
I'll be trapped, why won’t you go away
I've done no harm, I keep to myself
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health
Don’t like it here with my childhood friend
Here she comes, my tulpa again!

I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa

When did my tulpa become abusive
Why does she attack me?
There is no future that I can see
With this pony fantasy, yeah
Ooh, I have a tulpa

I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa
I have a tulpa

(Oh, wee oh) I have a, I have a
(Ooh ooh) I have a tulpa?
(Ooh ooh wee) Yeah yeah yeah