WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:01.040 --> 00:00:02.920 Man, I'm so bored. 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:05.380 I'm Dark Lyra Heartstrings and I'm bored. 00:00:05.380 --> 00:00:09.800 I hope it's clear that I'm not associated with the pony Lyra Heartstrings. 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:13.720 I'm also not associated with her evil twin Aryl Heartstrings. 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:20.800 I hope you understand that because there's a clear distinction and ponies always get the three mixed up. 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:23.620 For example Lyra Heartstrings steals oats 00:00:23.620 --> 00:00:25.940 and sniffs Anon's stinky peepee, 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:28.740 she also makes him boop her against his will. 00:00:28.740 --> 00:00:30.760 Aryl Heartstrings steals oats 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:33.040 and sniffs Anon's stinky peepee, 00:00:33.040 --> 00:00:35.860 she also makes him boop her against his will. 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:37.740 I, on the other hoof, 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:38.560 steal oats 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:40.720 and sniff Anon's stinky peepee, 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:43.900 I also make Anon boop me against his will. 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:49.862 Now that it's all cleared up let's go steal some expensive imported oats. 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:51.860 Here I am doing the stealing. 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:53.000 The stealing of the oats. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:53.600 The stealing. 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:54.800 The stealing of the oats. 00:00:54.800 --> 00:00:55.420 The stealing. 00:00:55.420 --> 00:00:56.580 The stealing of the oats. 00:00:56.580 --> 00:00:57.200 The stealing. 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:58.320 The stealing of the oats. 00:00:58.320 --> 00:00:58.940 The stealing. 00:00:58.940 --> 00:01:00.100 The stealing of the oats. 00:01:00.100 --> 00:01:00.700 The stealing. 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:01.280 The stealing of the oats. 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:03.460 What do you think you're doing? 00:01:03.460 --> 00:01:08.000 I'm stealing some expensive imported oats, that's what I'm doing. 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:12.780 I know it's an illegal act and I'm sorry for that but I cannot change my ways. 00:01:12.780 --> 00:01:15.540 It's in my DNA, and you should be more tolerant of my behavior. 00:01:15.540 --> 00:01:16.160 No. 00:01:16.160 --> 00:01:19.320 I'm not talking about your oat-stealing shenanigans. 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:22.640 I'm talking about the fact that you're copying me. 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:24.020 Copying you? 00:01:24.020 --> 00:01:26.700 Yes, you're copying my character, 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:27.600 my shtick, 00:01:27.600 --> 00:01:28.901 my way of being, 00:01:32.900 --> 00:01:35.360 This is copyright infringement. 00:01:35.360 --> 00:01:37.360 You're in deep trouble now. 00:01:37.360 --> 00:01:38.640 Let me guess, 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:42.540 I'm grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 00:01:42.540 --> 00:01:54.360 56457767878232156 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:55.600 f[boop]ing years. 00:01:55.600 --> 00:01:56.280 What? 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:58.980 No, grounding you won't be enough. 00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:02.300 You can still do whatever you want while you're grounded. 00:02:02.300 --> 00:02:05.660 This is going to require a more severe punishment. 00:02:05.660 --> 00:02:07.100 You're going to prison, 00:02:07.100 --> 00:02:08.400 bitch. 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:09.483 Uh oh. 00:02:11.760 --> 00:02:13.480 Dark Lyra Heartstrings, 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:18.440 how dare you infringe copyright like this when you know it's strictly against the law? 00:02:18.440 --> 00:02:19.200 That's it, 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:24.240 you are sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:36.700 to 9645348561463445322 00:02:36.700 --> 00:02:37.940 years in prison. 00:02:37.940 --> 00:02:40.556 Go to your prison cell right now. 00:02:51.692 --> 00:02:55.540 Actually, I was regular Lyra Heartstrings all along. 00:02:55.540 --> 00:02:57.540 This is just blackface.